I guess Kate Upton is trying to lay low while she figures out how to steal the hottest bustiest blonde title away from Helen Flanagan, because here she is going relatively incognito. I know most people wouldn’t recognize Kate while she’s wearing clothes, but it’s still not a great disguise. Those funbags are a dead giveaway, especially for someone who’s spent so much time studying them like me. So Kate might as well just change into a bikini, since she’s not fooling anyone anyway. Please?