Because Charlie Sheen failed to show up for his scheduled appearance at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club, they managed to get Crystal Hefner to fill in. I don’t know about you guys, but I love older sexy broads and I believe that Crystal is one of the sexiest cougars in the game. Sure she may be only 27, but she has the face of 45 year old who just had a few botox treatments, nose job and eyebrow lift. Anyway, next time someone doesn’t show up to their hosting duties and porn stars are going to be in attendance, I’m always available. Call me.