Here’s Doutzen Kroes doing a shoot for Mario Testino, and normally, I hate it when hotties do photoshoots with dudes like this. It always makes me jealous, but in this case, I’m actually OK with it. Because this guy is doing exactly what I would do if I were in his place: giving Doutzen a wedgie and making sure we get to see more of her world-class booty. So yeah, he’s still a lucky bastard and I hate him for it, but at least he’s looking out for the rest of us too.
May 31st, 2013