Somebody get me on the phone with a Florida realtor stat, because here’s Joanna Krupa going topless poolside at her Miami Beach house, which makes her pretty much my ideal neighbor. How the paparazzi got these pictures though, I have no idea. I guess Joanna must have invited them. I hope she invites me next time. I’ll even bring over snacks. Anyway, sorry I couldn’t put the full topless pics up, but we’ve all seen Joanna’s amazing body naked many times, so you’ll just have to use your photographic memory to fill in the blank. And if you don’t have one, luckily, Google does.