It’s a good day. My favorite booty in the business, Ashley Tisdale, is back in a pair of Daisy Dukes, I guess she must’ve missed me. It’s just weird that she chose to show it by being photographed holding hands with some tattooed loser. Maybe she’s trying to make me jealous. To be honest though, I’m not a big hand holder. I’m more jealous of the car seat. That lucky bastard.