For all you guys out there who like busty cougars, here’s Lisa Hochstein wearing a bikini to the Hapari Swimwear launch party. Finally, somebody who understands proper dress code at these things! Apparently Lisa’s on The Real Housewives of Miami, and I should’ve guessed that she was a reality TV star. Those girls are always pros at self-promotion. Anyway, I’m obviously impressed by Lisa’s body, but she better ease up on the surgery or else I see another future Cat Lady, and I’m not talking about the ones whose apartments always smell like kitty litter and sour milk. They both scare the crap out of me though.