I guess Hilary Duff must have fallen on hard times, because here she is sitting at a bus stop like one of us normal, not filthy rich people. So unless she was filming a sequel to Forrest Gump or her minivan broke down, it looks like she could use some help. And since Hilary’s one of my favorite MILFs, I’d be happy to offer to give her a ride. I guess I could also drive her somewhere too after. Sorry, that one was too easy.