Last week, I gave Miss Nevada the Hollywood Tuna bump to help her bid to win the next Miss USA, but that was before I saw these pictures of the bikini preliminary competition. Also she failed to recognize my shout out on Twitter, so I now have a new favorite; Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord. Go check her out on Twitter and make sure to follow her because I have a feeling that she’ll be our next Miss USA. In fact, I know she’ll be because I’m one of the judges. So Mary, if you want that dream to become a realization I think it’s best you sleep with me. Ok, as you guys know I’m not really a judge, but I think after 7 years of being in the business I should be.