Yikes, looks like somebody seriously overdid it on the spraytan, and that somebody was Taylor Swift. Because here she is looking completely orange at the Fragrance Foundation’s 2013 FiFi Awards. I know I might have made fun of Taylor looking pale in the past, but this definitely isn’t a better look. So in the future, if Taylor wants to get a healthy glow without any tan lines, she should just come over to my place. I’m great at rubbing on suntan lotion, I have a patio that faces the sun, and best of all, it’s totally private as long as Taylor doesn’t mind me and the 10 friends I’d invite over to watch.