I’m kinda blanking on who Kelly Bensimon is right now and why she’s famous enough to be invited places. But since she looks like a hot cougar and busted out a ton of cleavage for a Make-A-Wish event, I’m gonna guess that she’s a Real Housewife or on one of those other crummy reality shows. And since this was a night for making wishes, I wish Kelly’s dress would slip down a few inches. And from the looks of it, I’m not the only one. Wait, now that I said my wish out loud, does that mean it won’t come true? Crap.