It’s been at least a couple months since we’ve seen Nicole Scherzinger on the site. I guess her 15 minutes must be almost up. But here she is putting on a solid leg show at The X Factor London auditions. I’m pretty sure she’s there as a judge and not to audition, but either way, it’s kinda sad. If Nicole wanted more attention, she didn’t have to turn to reality TV, all she needed to do was call me. I’ve got plenty of things she could do in exchange for more coverage on this site. For instance, I’ve got this great French maid outfit she could wear. And a living room that’s way overdue to be vacuumed and dusted.