In today’s important bikini-related news, Hooters held their annual swimsuit pageant recently, which is a pretty big deal for a professional bikini blogger like myself. Of course, it would’ve been much easier for me to cover this momentous event if I’d been invited, or better yet, asked to judge. Anyway, as far as I can tell from the cheap seats, the girl from Kentucky won. I think they made a pretty good choice, but without being able to get up close and personal with the competition, it’s hard to say for sure. Not that I’m bitter or anything. I just think it’s important the best women wins.