I’ve had enough! I’m going to invest in a camera and start shooting these no-name models. Why should I let these hack photographers get to have all the fun? Here is my Twitter girlfriend Melissa Riso showing off her sweet bikini body. Unfortunately, the photographer failed to showcase her best ass-et. That would never happen if I were behind the camera. Anyway, now that I decided to be a photographer, Melissa should come to my mom’s basement and let me practice my new craft with her.