When I first heard the name Beatrice Chirita, I thought it was a brand of bananas, but I was wrong. Turns out Beatrice is a super hot Romanian model who may or may not be a mail order bride. I haven’t checked this months catalog. Anyway, all I know, is that I’d be willing to invest my mother’s retirement savings to own her as my wife, so if she reads this and is interested, hit me up on Twitter.
July 11th, 2013