Once again, Sara Underwood is at some geek convention most likely signing posters of herself for a few bucks. Surely, there is a better way to make a living. I blame her management. If Sara was smart, she’d work with me as “Hollywood Tuna’s Hot Babe Reporter”. Her tasks would include going out to dinner with me, holding my hand in public, and full nude body rubs. It doesn’t pay well, but I know for a fact it’s better than having to take pictures with nerds all day who have bad breath because they forget to brush their teeth since they are too busy gaming. Sara, email me if interested.
July 4th, 2013