In case you’re still working off yesterday’s beers and little foggy, let me just remind you guys how a calendar works, and that Kendall Jenner‘s 18th birthday is still on the same day in November it was last time. So patriotic bikini aside, there’s nothing for you to celebrate here. Besides, you already got away with setting off those M80s in your backyard, don’t push your luck. Because Kendall’s a lot more trouble than some illegal fireworks. So move it along.