One of my biggest pet peeves is when a girl goes to the beach and constantly covers their booty. Paris Hilton isn’t fooling anyone here. We all know there’s something seriously wrong with her lower half for her to keep hiding it. That said, I think Paris is pretty hot and even if she has a weird tush that wouldn’t stop me from rubbing dirties with her. What would stop me would be the shame of having to go monthly to the drug store to fill up my Herpes medication afterwards.

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