New hottie alert: according to my research, this girl with the ridiculous bikini body staging her own beach shoot is Lavinia Postolache. She’s a former Miss World Romania and model who’s looking to get into acting. And according to her resume, she’s authorized to work in the US, which is great news, because I’ve got an awesome project Lavinia would be perfect for. It doesn’t pay very well, but it’s guaranteed to put her on the map. Now originally, I was gonna hold auditions for the Untitled Tuna Sex Tape Project, but I’d be willing to make an exception for Lavinia if she’s interested in the part.