Betty Crocker announced today it is partnering with Jennifer Love Hewitt on a charity initiative inspired by Bake and Take Day to encourage people across America to give back to those in need in their communities.
You know what Jennifer Love Hewitt can give communities in need? Not Betty Crocker but her naked body in Playboy. I’m against feeding malnourished people sugar. However, I’m all for nudity. It’s great for raising morale.