I haven’t done a post on Brandi Glanville in years, but I still can’t believe some sucker out there chose LeAnn Rimes over this. It just doesn’t make any sense. I mean, the guy has a working pair of eyes, right? Anyway, that’s all in the past now, and besides, I heard that Brandi might be starting her own reality show soon about getting back into the dating scene. I just have two questions: where do I sign up? And is it okay if I do a motorboating scene for my audition?