World's Hottest Comedian Ashley In LA's Super Hot Pet Safety Tip

September 17th, 2014
Ashley In LA I was always pretty sure that comedians were right up there with bloggers when it came to the looks department, but I think I just found the exception to the rule: the world's hottest comedian Ashley in LA. Just check out the video below -- not only is it damn funny, but it also features Ashley looking smoking hot in lingerie! Finally, someone who shares my sense of humor, along with my belief that all jokes are funnier if they're told in sexy lingerie. I think I'm in love. And that's no joke.

Sara Malakul Lane's Epic Sideboob Destroys The Competition

September 17th, 2014
Sara Malakul Lane Sorry Kate Upton, but you just got dropped a few spots down on the official Tuna Funbag Power Rankings after this. Because this shot of Sara Malakul Lane isn't just one of the best pictures I've ever seen of one of my favorite hotties, it's quite possibly the most epic side boob of all-time. I'd say better luck next time, but compared to this, Kate and all those busty British models honestly don't have a chance. Wow.
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Alyssa Barbara Is The Hottest Thing You'll See All Day

September 17th, 2014
Alyssa Barbara Now this is really impressive. I don't know how a girl this smoking hot managed to look this chilly, especially not with the serious heat wave that LA's in right now. But that's just one more reason why I'm such a big fan of Alyssa Barbara here. See, I've been creeping following the Canadian-born model on Instagram for a while now, and she's really starting to blow up in the last few months. And for good reason, as you can probably tell from these pictures. So expect to see a whole lot more of this serious hottie in the future. You're welcome in advance.
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Genevieve Morton's Cleavage Will Blow Your Mind!

June 19th, 2014
Genevieve Morton In case you don't know (and you should, considering I mention it pretty much every chance I get), me and Genevieve Morton here used to be an item. And by that I mean she used to actually acknowledge my existence over Twitter every once in a while, which counts as getting to third base in blogger terms. Anyway, that's all done now, and I thought I was over it, but then Genevieve goes and drops a crazy-hot busty photoshoot like this. It's gotta be a sign she wants to get back together, right? Maybe this time we can actually go all the way and send each other a DM. Fingers crossed.
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Meet Amanda Wolf And Her Cabbage Patch Dolls!

July 29th, 2014
Amanda Wolf I don't normally post girls with tattoos, but I've been checking out the work of theheadhuntr daily Instagram creeping sessions "very important research" and I think he found a real gem. Because this Cabbage Patch dolls shoot is epic! And same goes for Amanda Wolf here. So if they keep this up, I think it's safe to say we can expect to see a whole lot more of Amanda and her tattoos on the site in the future. Here's hoping!
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Sara Malakul Lane Bathes In Ramen Noodles For Galore Mag!

June 3rd, 2014
Sara Malakul Lane I know I say this about pretty much every new post I do on Sara Malakul Lane, but for my money, this latest one my new favorite model did for Galore Mag might just be her hottest yet. Because here she is showing us all how to enjoy ramen the right way: in a Hello Kitty swimsuit, and then nothing at all. Now, as a guy who makes blogger money, I've eaten a lot of ramen in my day. But I never thought to add Sara to it before. So where can I get a bowl? Because that's looking mighty tasty right about now.

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Selena Gomez's Booty Show Is The Best Thing Of The Day

August 1st, 2014
Selena Gomez I don't care how your day, your week, or your month's been going so far, because I've got something for you that's guaranteed to turn it all around: here's Selena Gomez putting on one seriously awesome booty show in some of the shortest short shorts I think we've ever had on the site. So I don't know about you guys, but things are definitely looking up for me right now, if you know what I mean. (I'm talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear.)

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Lisa Opie Does Super Sexy Yoga

September 15th, 2014
Lisa Opie I don't know a whole lot about exercising -- I'm a blogger, remember? -- but after seeing one of my favorite workout hotties Lisa Opie and her friend doing yoga in booty shorts in the park, I'm convinced that this is the new workout craze that ought to be sweeping the nation. I just have one question: does it count as hot yoga if I'm the one doing all the sweating?

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OMG! Luci Ford Eating Spaghetti Has Just Made Me Al Dente

June 17th, 2014
Luci Ford Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I've never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I'm thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that?

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Here Is The New And Improved Selena Gomez

August 26th, 2013
Selena Gomez It's official: I'm loving the new and improved Selena Gomez. Because here she is at the MTV Video Music Awards looking seriously hot in some sort of see-through dress/magic trick. I've been staring at these pictures for a couple minutes now and I still can't figure out how it works without showing off the goods. Still, I'm impressed. Selena was able to pull something out of my pants without even being in the same room. Like I said, magic.

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