Selena Gomez's Booty Show Is The Best Thing Of The Day

August 1st, 2014
Selena Gomez I don't care how your day, your week, or your month's been going so far, because I've got something for you that's guaranteed to turn it all around: here's Selena Gomez putting on one seriously awesome booty show in some of the shortest short shorts I think we've ever had on the site. So I don't know about you guys, but things are definitely looking up for me right now, if you know what I mean. (I'm talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear.)

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Meet Amanda Wolf And Her Cabbage Patch Dolls!

July 29th, 2014
Amanda Wolf I don't normally post girls with tattoos, but I've been checking out the work of theheadhuntr daily Instagram creeping sessions "very important research" and I think he found a real gem. Because this Cabbage Patch dolls shoot is epic! And same goes for Amanda Wolf here. So if they keep this up, I think it's safe to say we can expect to see a whole lot more of Amanda and her tattoos on the site in the future. Here's hoping!
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Hunter King In A Bikini Will Blow Your Mind

July 18th, 2014
Hunter King Even though I work from home, I don't think I've ever watched a soap opera before, but I might have to start after finding out that Hunter King aka Haley King aka one of my favorite hotties is on one. And better yet, that she actually shows up in a bikini on it, judging from this recent promo shoot for The Young and The Restless. So great news: I think I might've just found my new favorite TV show to watch on mute. Exciting times.
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Jessica Alba Booty In A Bikini Is Interesting

July 14th, 2014

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It's not often we get Jessica Alba bikini pictures, but when you do it's as if Christmas has come early. Now I'm not going to say that this is the best we've seen Jessica in a two piece, but they are somewhat interesting. I mean, I've never seen a booty quite like that and I'm not sure if I'm really that into it, but I do know that it will be the talk of the day. Nonetheless, I'd take a big bite into that if I had the chance.

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Arianny Celeste Belongs In A Bikini

July 4th, 2014
Arianny Celeste So apparently the UFC held their own "Official Pool Party" this week, which is pretty awesome, considering all the hotties they employ as ring girls. Like my all-time favorite Arianny Celeste here, who I'm always happy to see in a bikini. And if you ask me, more companies should throw parties like this for their employees, I'm thinking Victoria's Secret would be a great place to start. Just make sure to invite me too next time.

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Genevieve Morton's Cleavage Will Blow Your Mind!

June 19th, 2014
Genevieve Morton In case you don't know (and you should, considering I mention it pretty much every chance I get), me and Genevieve Morton here used to be an item. And by that I mean she used to actually acknowledge my existence over Twitter every once in a while, which counts as getting to third base in blogger terms. Anyway, that's all done now, and I thought I was over it, but then Genevieve goes and drops a crazy-hot busty photoshoot like this. It's gotta be a sign she wants to get back together, right? Maybe this time we can actually go all the way and send each other a DM. Fingers crossed.
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Sara Malakul Lane Bathes In Ramen Noodles For Galore Mag!

June 3rd, 2014
Sara Malakul Lane I know I say this about pretty much every new post I do on Sara Malakul Lane, but for my money, this latest one my new favorite model did for Galore Mag might just be her hottest yet. Because here she is showing us all how to enjoy ramen the right way: in a Hello Kitty swimsuit, and then nothing at all. Now, as a guy who makes blogger money, I've eaten a lot of ramen in my day. But I never thought to add Sara to it before. So where can I get a bowl? Because that's looking mighty tasty right about now.

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OMG! Luci Ford Eating Spaghetti Has Just Made Me Al Dente

June 17th, 2014
Luci Ford Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I've never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I'm thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that?

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Joanna Krupa's Awesome Bikini Booty

November 18th, 2013
Joanna Krupa Good news everybody: looks like Joanna Krupa invited the paparazzi over for another backyard bikini party again. I know a few of you might point out Joanna's loser husband and ask how I'm able to call this good news, but it's easy. I just pretend he isn't even there. And luckily, thanks to the epic booty show Joanna's putting on, it's pretty easy to block everything else out and focus on the positives. The massive head rush I just got from all the blood flowing to my pants region doesn't hurt either.

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The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

February 14th, 2014

So Sports Illustrated finally released their new 50th Anniversary Issue cover, and just as I predicted, they managed to top last year's issue by putting my current favorite model Nina Agdal on the cover this year. I'd say I told you so, but then they went ahead and made it even better by adding Lily Aldrige and Chrissy Teigen too. Because as I've said all along, the only thing better than one topless model is more of them. And I really like being right. http://youtu.be/LVFgoXpRvn8
     
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