Hunter King In A Bikini Will Blow Your Mind

July 18th, 2014
Hunter King Even though I work from home, I don't think I've ever watched a soap opera before, but I might have to start after finding out that Hunter King aka Haley King aka one of my favorite hotties is on one. And better yet, that she actually shows up in a bikini on it, judging from this recent promo shoot for The Young and The Restless. So great news: I think I might've just found my new favorite TV show to watch on mute. Exciting times.
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Jessica Alba Booty In A Bikini Is Interesting

July 14th, 2014

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It's not often we get Jessica Alba bikini pictures, but when you do it's as if Christmas has come early. Now I'm not going to say that this is the best we've seen Jessica in a two piece, but they are somewhat interesting. I mean, I've never seen a booty quite like that and I'm not sure if I'm really that into it, but I do know that it will be the talk of the day. Nonetheless, I'd take a big bite into that if I had the chance.

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Arianny Celeste Belongs In A Bikini

July 4th, 2014
Arianny Celeste So apparently the UFC held their own "Official Pool Party" this week, which is pretty awesome, considering all the hotties they employ as ring girls. Like my all-time favorite Arianny Celeste here, who I'm always happy to see in a bikini. And if you ask me, more companies should throw parties like this for their employees, I'm thinking Victoria's Secret would be a great place to start. Just make sure to invite me too next time.

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Genevieve Morton's Cleavage Will Blow Your Mind!

June 19th, 2014
Genevieve Morton In case you don't know (and you should, considering I mention it pretty much every chance I get), me and Genevieve Morton here used to be an item. And by that I mean she used to actually acknowledge my existence over Twitter every once in a while, which counts as getting to third base in blogger terms. Anyway, that's all done now, and I thought I was over it, but then Genevieve goes and drops a crazy-hot busty photoshoot like this. It's gotta be a sign she wants to get back together, right? Maybe this time we can actually go all the way and send each other a DM. Fingers crossed.
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Sara Malakul Lane Bathes In Ramen Noodles For Galore Mag!

June 3rd, 2014
Sara Malakul Lane I know I say this about pretty much every new post I do on Sara Malakul Lane, but for my money, this latest one my new favorite model did for Galore Mag might just be her hottest yet. Because here she is showing us all how to enjoy ramen the right way: in a Hello Kitty swimsuit, and then nothing at all. Now, as a guy who makes blogger money, I've eaten a lot of ramen in my day. But I never thought to add Sara to it before. So where can I get a bowl? Because that's looking mighty tasty right about now.

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OMG! Luci Ford Eating Spaghetti Has Just Made Me Al Dente

June 17th, 2014
Luci Ford Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I've never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I'm thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that?

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Jewel's Massive Jewels Are Back!

November 18th, 2013
Jewel Nobody told me that Christmas was coming before Thanksgiving this year, but I guess it must be, because a bunch of celebrities in LA were out for the annual Christmas Tree Lighting Spectacular the other night. And speaking of spectacular, Jewel showed up with the best present of all: her massive jewels. I wonder if I ask real nicely if Santa would bring me them this year. Hey, I figure it's worth a shot, right? Someone owes me for all those years when I just got coal.

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Joanna Krupa's Awesome Bikini Booty

November 18th, 2013
Joanna Krupa Good news everybody: looks like Joanna Krupa invited the paparazzi over for another backyard bikini party again. I know a few of you might point out Joanna's loser husband and ask how I'm able to call this good news, but it's easy. I just pretend he isn't even there. And luckily, thanks to the epic booty show Joanna's putting on, it's pretty easy to block everything else out and focus on the positives. The massive head rush I just got from all the blood flowing to my pants region doesn't hurt either.

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Selena Gomez Put On A Thanksgiving Booty Show

November 29th, 2013
Selena Gomez Knowing my readers, you were probably already passed out on the couch at this point, but Selena Gomez performed during the halftime show at the Raiders/Cowboys game yesterday. And here's what you missed: one hell of a booty show, and a bunch of confused Texans wondering why the hell they got Selena Gomez to perform at an NFL game. I mean, I obviously approve, but I'm sure most guys were like WTF! Still, from all us perverts out there, thanks NFL! It was truly a Thanksgiving miracle.

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Jessica Hart And Gracie Carvalho's Sweet Bikini Pictures

December 9th, 2013
 Jessica Hart Emanuela de Paula Yup, it's official: Jessica Hart is still with Victoria's Secret after her big "scandal," because here she is getting friendly with fellow bikini model Gracie Carvalho for a pretty awesome beach shoot for the company. Thanks to pictures like this, Jessica's quickly becoming one of my new favorite supermodels, but I understand if she wants to keep her head down and not do anything too scandalous right now. So with that in mind, I was thinking maybe her and Gracie could come over to my place for some good, wholesome fun. Like, say, helping me make a Tuna sandwich. Call me.

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