Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl

January 31st, 2015

I don't watch football and I don't care whether the New England Patriots or the Seattle Seahawks win, but I do know that Luci Ford just pumped out the hottest Super Bowl themed photoshoot ever! It's so hot that it got me out of bed on the weekend and forced me to write this post. That doesn't happen very often. Anyway, check out the whole set on her website!
     
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Photos: Danny Steezy

Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World

January 20th, 2015
Julia Pereira They say all good things come to an end eventually, but while Julia Pereira's pants-melting bikini vacation may have finally wrapped up a few weeks back, the bikini goodness hasn't stopped just yet, thanks to this latest photoshoot from the Brazilian hottie. In fact, I think these might even be the best bikini pictures we've ever gotten from Julia, although I'd have to go back into the archives to double-check. So if you don't hear from me after a few hours, don't bother sending anyone in after me. In fact, I might decide to just stay in there the rest of the day. After all, it's not like I have anything better to do, right?
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Photos: Joey Wright

Natalie Gal Is The Most Beautiful Girl In The World!

December 2nd, 2014
Natalie Gal When I first saw Natalie Gal, I fell pretty hard for the Russian model/actress. And can you really blame me? I mean, just look at this latest photoshoot of hers and tell me that Natalie's not the most beautiful girl you've seen all year. I know, I know, I'm not usually this mushy, but I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm pretty sure I'm in love. So who cares if I have a better chance of turning this site into a Fortune 500 company than turning Natalie into a future ex-wife. I'm not giving up on the dream just yet.
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Alyssa Barbara Is A Goddess Of All Goddesses

November 20th, 2014
Alyssa Barbara Let's face it: now that Pam Anderson's over the hill, it's about time we all found a new favorite Canadian hottie to drool over. And I'd like to officially nominate one of my current favorite models period, Alyssa Barbara. Not only is she a busty blonde just like Pam, but I swear that every single photoshoot we get from her is hotter than the last. It's almost enough to melt my cold blogger heart. Or at least my pants region. Either way, I'm pretty sure I'm in love.
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Photos: Kingston Photo

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2014 Pictures

December 3rd, 2014
Victoria In case you couldn't hear the sound of thousands of pants fires igniting all the way across the Atlantic, the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was held in London last night, and I guess my invite got lost in the mail. Again. But not to worry, because I've got all the highlights, aka a whole lot of crazy-hot supermodels in lingerie. And honestly, even though I wish I could've seen this in person, I think it's probably better this way, seeing as how I don't have to risk getting tazed for trying to sneak a lick. Just a mild shock from my computer screen and dirty looks from the prudes at my local Starbucks. Totally worth it. Enjoy!

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Selena Gomez's Booty Show Is The Best Thing Of The Day

August 1st, 2014
Selena Gomez I don't care how your day, your week, or your month's been going so far, because I've got something for you that's guaranteed to turn it all around: here's Selena Gomez putting on one seriously awesome booty show in some of the shortest short shorts I think we've ever had on the site. So I don't know about you guys, but things are definitely looking up for me right now, if you know what I mean. (I'm talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear.)

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Kat Torres' Is Booty Perfection

October 27th, 2014

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I did a little research on model Kat Torres and besides having a booty I'd like to sink my teeth in, she once dated Leonardo DiCaprio, which means that lucky bastard actually had his teeth deep into those buns. Anyway, here she's modelling at the beach and as you can see this girls' body is simple perfection. Damn!

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Lisa Opie Does Super Sexy Yoga

September 15th, 2014
Lisa Opie I don't know a whole lot about exercising -- I'm a blogger, remember? -- but after seeing one of my favorite workout hotties Lisa Opie and her friend doing yoga in booty shorts in the park, I'm convinced that this is the new workout craze that ought to be sweeping the nation. I just have one question: does it count as hot yoga if I'm the one doing all the sweating?

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OMG! Luci Ford Eating Spaghetti Has Just Made Me Al Dente

June 17th, 2014
Luci Ford Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I've never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I'm thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that?

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World's Hottest Comedian Ashley In LA's Super Hot Pet Safety Tip

September 17th, 2014
Ashley In LA I was always pretty sure that comedians were right up there with bloggers when it came to the looks department, but I think I just found the exception to the rule: the world's hottest comedian Ashley in LA. Just check out the video below -- not only is it damn funny, but it also features Ashley looking smoking hot in lingerie! Finally, someone who shares my sense of humor, along with my belief that all jokes are funnier if they're told in sexy lingerie. I think I'm in love. And that's no joke.