Casey Martin Is A Babe You Should KNow (TMZ)
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I’m still waiting for Dove Cameron to accept my very generous offer to become my personal bikini assistant, but I guess she doesn’t want the job. Even though it comes with a six-figure salary (in old Burger King coupons) and great benefits (including full use of my office gym and all the cameras I set up). Maybe she just wants a better job title? In which case, fine, Dove can be my CBO. My Chief Bikini Officer. That’s a thing, right? It is now. Call me!
I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne is technically a “pop star.” But I’m pretty sure the reason she’s on this track and in this music video has nothing to do with her voice and a lot more to do with her twerking and willingness to get covered in creamy salad dressing. Anyway, normally I recommend you guys watch the music videos I post on mute, but you should listen to this one, because this could be the worst song I’ve ever heard. I’m not even sure it qualifies as music. WTF?
I know you nerds out there are probably pretty excited about that new Justice League movie that’s coming out this week. And you know what? I am too. Not because I care about Batman or Superman or… that fish dude? No, I’m psyched because it means we get more hotness from Gal Gadot, like this new cover shoot for she did for GQ. So here’s hoping they do 15 more of these dumb-ass movies. Fingers crossed.
Britney Spears has got to be in her late 30s by now (she’s 35, I just double-checked), and she’s got two kids. And she used to look like this not that long ago. But then she started doing her Vegas show and now Britney looks like this. I’m guessing she has to spend half her day in the gym to stay looking this good, but whatever, I’d definitely hit it one more time. And then as many times as she’d let me after that. Yow! Keep up the good work.
–Supermodels on a sexy vacation
–One big juicy booty
–Who is this cutie?
–Heidi Montag pregnancy melons
–Mandy Moore’s booty curves
–Fergie is nude
–Paris Hilton in lingerie
–Huge Asian boobies
–Growing Up Supermodel
Torrie Wilson Is Busting Out Hard (TMZ)
Emma Stone Adorably Hot And Chesty (Popoholic)
I’ve been following Kara Del Toro for a while now, and in my professional opinion, this hottie is a total five-alarm pants fire. She doesn’t have that big a following on Instagram yet though — she’s still only around half a million followers. So let’s try to make those numbers jump up, because not only does a body this good deserve to be seen by way more than half a million people, but also because I might finally score a date out of it. Or at the very least, a few dirty “thank you” selfies. Fingers crossed!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see Bella Hadid taking a break from pretending to be a “fashion model” to focus on something she’s actually good at: posting sexy mirror selfies to Instagram and/or Snapchat. This one even has some solid underboob action. Anyway, I don’t know why Bella can’t just do this full-time. What does she need a real job for? The money? Yeah, right.
I thought yesterday was already bad enough, with Bella Thorne showing off that lucky bastard in her bed, but now I have to find out she’s also taking sweaty bikini hikes with Kevin f&%$ing Nealon? I already had a hard enough time trying to keep up with Bella’s dating life. Until yesterday, I thought she was still into girls. But at least with Kevin Nealon, we get videos of her sweating in a bikini top. I guess I’ll take it.
Personally, I think Jessica Lowndes is kinda average-looking for a wannabe Insta-hottie. But I know some of you out there dig her, and besides, she posts bikini videos and booty shots on a semi-regular basis, and that’s pretty much all you need to get featured on this site. So let’s all just enjoy Jessica’s 15 minutes of fame while they last. Because I don’t know how much longer she’s got left. You’ve seen the competition out there.
There are two chicks killing the Instagram/Snapchat game and that is Bella Thorne and Alexis Ren. This is proof that the sluttier you get, the greater the following. Some say modern day feminism has has gone crazy, but I think it’s doing just fine. Alexis is proof! We need more chicks like her and I hope she becomes a role model to every hot girl out there.