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Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste, Kenda Perez, Vanessa Hanson, Chrissy Blair Make A Great Group

February 8th, 2016

In case you need something to help distract you from that Super Bowl hangover you’re currently nursing, don’t worry. Because here’s something that ought to distract you for a good 30, maybe even 45 seconds: Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste and the rest of the UFC Octagon Girls, Kenda Perez, Vanessa Hanson, and Chrissy Blair, all got together in Las Vegas this weekend. So go ahead and swap that raging hangover for a raging pants fire and enjoy. You’re welcome in advance.

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Miley Cyrus Topless Floor Cleaner

February 8th, 2016

Miley Cyrus

Here’s why Miley Cyrus is hands down my #1 favorite pop star and always will be: because while all those other young hotties out there like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez are busy worrying about their “brand” and projecting the right public image, Miley is posing for “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots where she licks a hardwood floor while topless. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t work out for Miley, I think she could have a great second career as a maid… I know I’d hire her to clean my floors. Yow.

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Dude Spends 21K On Super Bowl Tickets

February 8th, 2016

I have a feeling his wife is going to kill him when he gets back home!

Jordan Carver’s Instagram Boobage

February 8th, 2016

Jordan Carver

It’s been way too long since we last saw Jordan Carver and more importantly, those massive funbags of hers, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and find a few of the German hottie’s best Instagram pics to share with you perverts. Turns out she even posted a couple football-themed shots for the Super Bowl. Although somebody should probably tell her that the Chargers weren’t in the big game, and she should take that jersey off. Preferably with the cameras still rolling, of course.

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Adriana Lima Needs To STFU And Stop Complaining!

February 8th, 2016

So I was doing my regularly-scheduled Instagram creeping staying up-to-date on our favorite hotties over the weekend, when I noticed this post from Adriana Lima complaining about how hard her and her fellow models have it. I hope you’re sitting down for this: she had to go to work with a cold. The horror! Anyway, according to my sources, Adriana’s worth something like $48 million. For basically standing around in lingerie. So if you ask me, I think she should probably suck it up and stop complaining, considering she’s overpaid by about $47.9 million.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini Pictures On Instagram!

February 8th, 2016

Good news: Chloe Grace Moretz finally took that bikini vacation I’ve been hoping for, and even better, there’s pictures to prove it. The bad news is it looks like she went with some other loser, instead of yours truly. I guess she must’ve decided not to invite me because she heard about bloggers being allergic to the sun. But that’s just a vicious rumor. As long as we put on SPF 5,000, we’re just fine.

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Eli’s Sound of Silence

February 8th, 2016

Someone is excited that his brother just won the Super Bowl!

Daily Tuna

February 8th, 2016

-Mmm… The hottest nerd chicks
-Wow! She got fisted
InstaBooty galore
-Arianny Celeste is busting out of a bikini

-Kendall Jenner in a sexy leather skirt
-Cougar Kylie Jenner shows her midriff
-Mariah Carey shows her billion dollar boobs
-Rita Ora is a dirty dirty girl

Millie Mackintosh’s Side Boob

February 5th, 2016

Millie Mackintosh

I guess sideboob must’ve been part of the official dress code at the Zoolander No. 2 screening in London last night, because first we had Natalie Dormer, and now here’s Millie Mackintosh showing off her sweet profile at the premiere. She even took things up a notch by adding some nice leg action to the mix. But after further inspection, I think we have to disqualify the leggy British reality star for use of a foreign substance. I see a nipple pastie, when I should just be seeing nipple. And by my books, that’s considered cheating. Otherwise, what’s even the point of sideboob in the first place? For shame.

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Canned Tuna

February 5th, 2016

HUGE BOOBS For The Weekend (The Chive)
Kat Torres Promotes Hooker Water In A Bikini (WWTDD)

Piers Morgan Was Highly Offended By Susan Sarandon’s Titty Action (Dlisted)
Hilary Duff Finalized Her Divorce!!!!! (The Superficial)

Is Miley Cyrus Pro-Theft or Just Pro-Creeper? (Fishwrapper)
Gigi Hadid Keeps Working Real Hard (Lainey Gossip)

Alison Brie
‘s Sexy Leg Show (Moe Jackson)
New Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures? Yes Please! (Popoholic)

Nick Jonas Is Banging Lily Collins (IDLYITW)
Barbara Noguerira Belongs In A Bikini (Egotastic)

Caroline Lowe Checks Out Her Cleavage Show

February 5th, 2016

Caroline Lowe

Meet Caroline Lowe. Now, I don’t know much about this blonde hottie, besides the fact that she’s got a killer body and is pretty much an instant pants fire, but apparently she’s a model. Or at least an Instagram model anyway. And after seeing how good she was looking at the How to Be Single premiere in New York, I’m predicting big things for Caroline. And no, I’m not just talking about in my pants. I already took those off ages ago.

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Natalie Dormer Knows How To Dress

February 5th, 2016

Natalie Dormer

There’s nothing like a little celebrity sideboob to help close out another long week, so here’s Natalie Dormer at the Zoolander No. 2 screening in London giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. Now I know Natalie isn’t as stacked in the funbag department as some of the other hotties we’ve had on the site, but when it comes to cleavage, I don’t discriminate. I love all shapes and sizes.

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Heather Graham Works It

February 5th, 2016

Heather Graham

Here’s one of those moments where a picture may be worth a thousand words, but a video would easily be worth a thousand pants fires: it’s Heather Graham taking her killer cougar funbags out for a run. And according to my sources, this was for the TV show Angie Tribeca, which is even better news, because it means we’ll actually get to see this in action pretty soon. Hopefully in glorious slo-mo. Fingers crossed!

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The Victoria’s Secret Angels In The Worst Super Bowl Commercial Ever!

February 5th, 2016

It’s Super Bowl 50 this weekend (just a quick reminder, in case you haven’t gone on the Internet in the last month). So I was pretty excited when I heard the Victoria’s Secret Angels all got together for a big commercial. But then I watched it. And I’m pretty sure it’s the worst Super Bowl commercial of all-time. I mean, where’s the lingerie? Did they forget that they’re a lingerie company? Or that there’s a professional lingerie football league, and even they don’t cover their girls up this much? Anyway, you can watch the video below and see for yourselves, but this is a total waste of these hotties and my time. And as a professional blogger who does nothing but nap and look at girls in bikinis all day, that’s really saying something.

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