I guess the Hadids must’ve gotten some kind of two-for-one deal on foreign fashion magazine covers, because first Bella did Chinese Elle last week, and now here’s Gigi Hadid with her very own photoshoot in Vogue Korea. It’s a little tough for me to pick which sister did it better, mostly because neither of them are very good models, but if I had to choose, I guess I’d go with the one who wore less clothes. Congrats, Bella!
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–Heidi Klum bikini goodness
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Juicy Booty Action (TMZ)
I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve heard from Nicola Peltz, but back in the day, she used to be one of my favorite up-and-coming blonde nobodies. Anyway, I don’t know what she’s been up to lately, but I guess her acting career didn’t take off quite like Nicola and her agent hoped. On the plus side, it looks like she’s definitely got a promising future as a professional Insta-hottie and/or millionaire arm candy, and I wish her all the best pursuing those careers. As long as she keeps posting more of these amazing bikini pictures, that is.
According to my sources, the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night and Bella Thorne showed up with her ex or something and blah blah blah, who cares, because I’ve got way more important news to share with you all today. Like the fact that Bella finally #freedthenipple on Instagram. I always knew this day would come! Time to break out the champagne and box of Kleenex I’ve been saving for the occasion.
I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.
I don’t know what it is with these chicks and chopping off all their hair. I guess it’s supposed to make them look edgy or something? But I thought that’s what the tattoos and wearing lingerie in the streets was for. Anyway, Halsey here used to be an up-and-coming pop star hottie, but after this Flaunt Magazine shoot, I’m not so sure anymore. Call me when her hair starts growing back in again.
I know most of you will probably look at these new bikini updates from Charlotte McKinney and just assume that everyone’s current favorite busty nobody is on vacation or something. After all, she’s taking selfies on a yacht in a bikini, right? Wrong. This is Charlotte hard at work. How else do you think she could afford to take a luxury beach trip on a professional Instagrammer salary? Those boat rentals ain’t cheap. Which means she’s either with some rich sugar daddy or some bikini company’s footing the bill. Either way, I say it’s clearly worth every penny. So enjoy.
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I’ve never heard of SuperELLE before, but according to my sources, Bella Hadid did this leggy photoshoot for the Chinese fashion mag’s upcoming fall issue. Now, if you ask me, this whole thing sounds kind of made up, which makes it pretty perfect that they hired a fake model like Bella. A knockoff supermodel for a knockoff version of ELLE. I just wonder who paid who, and how much.
Friday a day ending in -y, which means it’s time for another Bella Thorne hotness update. So here’s Bella hard at work at the gym. And by “hard at work,” I mean producing new booty-focused Snapchat content for her millions of loyal perverts followers, because I’m pretty sure the only muscles she’s actually exercising are from her thumbs hitting the “Send” button. Either way, it’s definitely working for me. Enjoy!
I’m pretty sure Olivia Munn is still single, but I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check. And besides, even if she isn’t, I’m sure she will be in another month or two. Anyway, point is, I’m trying to help Olivia out here in her search for
love a rich sugar daddy, by posting this throwback photoshoot she did for GQ back in 2010. Remember how good she looked when she wasn’t pretending to be a “serious” “actress” and just embraced being a hot nobody? Let’s bring back that Olivia, please.