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Nina Agdal’s Lingerie Video Only Has Under 800 Views

July 30th, 2015

There’s a lot of things in this world that just don’t make any sense to me (like how Chris Brown keeps getting to date hot models, but I don’t), but this is just nuts. Because somehow this video of Nina Agdal — aka one of the world’s hottest women — rolling around in lingerie in bed with a couple other super-hot models has less views than your co-worker’s cat video. I guess supermodels are irrelevant now. Which is totally fine by me, because it raises my chances of finally scoring a date with one of them from 0.0000001% to 0.0000002%. And I like those odds.

Update: It now has 1800 views!

 

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Gigi Hadid Does The Walk Of Shame

July 30th, 2015

Gigi Hadid

Well, I guess now we know why Gigi Hadid wouldn’t agree to go on that bikini vacation with me. Because apparently she’s too busy shacking up with some Jonas Brother… Anyway, I’m not a teenage girl, so I don’t know which one this is, but it doesn’t matter. I don’t see what this loser has that I don’t. You know, besides millions of adoring fans, piles of money and his own place. Whatever. I guess Gigi hasn’t heard that my mom’s basement has its own door. So she wouldn’t even need to sneak out the window. I mean, c’mon, I don’t really know how I can sell it better than that.

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Best Twerking Video Ever!

July 30th, 2015

Twerking will never get old for me!

Charlotte McKinney Is Not Very Likable After This Video

July 30th, 2015

Look, I’ve tried to like Charlotte McKinney. I’ve ignored the fact that she’s just not that hot and focused on her massive funbags instead. I’ve even been digging her last few photoshoots. But this video she did for Cosmo complaining about her giant boobs just isn’t doing it for me. Especially considering they’re pretty much the only reason Charlotte got famous in the first place. Sorry guys, I just don’t get it.

Miss USA Olivia Jordan Is Hard At Work

July 30th, 2015

I thought everybody boycotted Miss USA this year, after Donald Trump went and said a whole bunch of even more stupid sh#t than normal. But I guess not, because here’s Miss USA 2015 Olivia Jordan getting paraded through New York on one of those double decker sightseeing buses. Anyway, she seems hot, but it’s hard to say if Olivia really deserves the crown without having seen the swimsuit competition. Is it too late to demand a do-over?

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Bella Thorne Causing Trouble At LAX

July 30th, 2015

Bella Thorne

Here’s Bella Thorne leaving LAX and you know, I’ve done so many posts warning you perverts away from this teenage troublemaker that I’ve got her birthday practically memorized by now. Well, by blogger standards, anyway. See, I know it’s not today, or tomorrow. Or next week. Which means you degenerates had better take some advice from those airport parking guards, and keep it moving.

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Entering 1000 Competitions

July 30th, 2015

This dude entered a 1000 competitions and won four lousy prizes. Pretty much a big waste of time!

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Winnie Cooper Is Still Hot

July 30th, 2015

Danica McKellar

If you’ve been paying attention the last couple years, it’s probably not news to any of you that Danica McKellar, aka Winnie from The Wonder Years, got hot. But here she is at the Hallmark Channel Summer TCA 2015 Party looking all grown up, and making me wish she was the girl next door in real life too. Instead of that psycho cat lady. Man, my mom’s really got to get some new neighbors…

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Alina Boyko Will Blow Your Mind

July 30th, 2015

Alina Boyko

Pretty much the only thing I know about Alina Boyko here is that she’s a professional model, and she looks downright amazing whether she’s wearing bikinis or lingerie. So in other words, she’s basically my dream girl… What? I’m a blogger. We’re supposed to have low standards. Anyway, you guys enjoy this massive photoshoot from the blonde hottie while I go work on my Twitter marriage proposal. Sure, it hasn’t worked yet, but I’m hoping the 30,000th time’s the charm. Wish me luck.

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Daily Tuna

July 30th, 2015

-Mother of boobs
-The best underboob action ever!
-Now that’s a nice squeeze
-Mmm…. Miley And Avril

Hilary Duff in a sports bra
-Wow! This chick knows how to take selfies
-The hottest fittest booty ever!
-Some supermodel see through goodness

Leticia Santos Picture Moment

July 30th, 2015
         
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Tami Donaldson Is The Most Amazing Thing Ever!

July 29th, 2015

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I don’t normally say this, but I think I’m in love with Tami Donaldson after this ’80s workout inspired spread she did for Arsenic Magazine. OK, fine, so maybe I say that a lot, but I actually mean it this time! Because seeing the actress, model and former Price is Right “Barker’s Beauty” looking super fit and doing some deep stretches has got me feeling things I’ve never felt before. Hell, I’d even be willing to go for a jog with a hottie this amazing. …What’s happening to me?

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Canned Tuna

July 29th, 2015

OMG! Tasty Bottoms! (The Chive)
Gigi Hadid Cause She Is Amazing (Egotastic)

Cara Delevingne Deals With Mean News Anchors (Fishwrapper)
Rachel McAdams Is Getting Old! (Lainey Gossip)

Nina Dobrev Is Wet And In A Swimsuit (The Superficial)
Olsen Twins May Be Coming Back! (DLISTED)

Olivia Culpo‘s Sexy Leg Show (MoeJackson)
Kendall Jenner’s Pants Are So Damn Tight They Look Painful To Wear (Popoholic)

Whitney Cummings Is Becoming A Chunker (WWTDD)
Olivia Culpo Got Naked For Treats (IDLYITW)

Heidi Montag Will Put You To Sleep

July 29th, 2015

Heidi Montag

Just when I thought Heidi Montag was finally turning things around and extending her 15 minutes of fame 30-45 seconds at a time, here she is out in LA and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m drooling on my keyboard. And not in a good way either. She’s looking so boring, I’m practically falling asleep over here. Where’s the hot nobody I used to know and love? I blame that loser husband of hers.

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