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- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I don’t tend to pay much attention to celebrities unless they’re walking around in spandex and/or bikinis, so I didn’t know that Chrissy Teigen was pregnant until I saw these pictures. And while I’m sorry to hear that, since it means Chrissy’ll have to go on a few months of maternity leave from those bikini photoshoots of hers, I’m happy to see that her growing baby bumps seem to be coming along nicely. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags. I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko.
I know a lot of you out there dig Charlotte McKinney, even though I think she’s just another Insta-hottie who got lucky and there’s a ton of other Instagram models out there who are just as hot (like, say, any of our InstaBabes). But that said, even I can’t deny that Charlotte’s got serious talent. It just happens to be located entirely within the region between her shoulders and her stomach. Enjoy.
So this week is apparently the biggest travel week of the year because of Thanksgiving, which means there’s going to be more hotties flying through LAX over the next few days than at any other point in the year. In case you still needed to book a trip somewhere. Anyway, here’s Selena Gomez on her way through the airport, and I’m seriously jealous of whatever lucky bastards are on that plane with her. Although I would’ve been even more jealous if she’d been wearing this. Oh well, there’s always next year.
Otis Johnson served 44 years in prison. He was released at 69. The world is a much different place now!
I’ve had a major crush on Nicola Peltz for a while now, but if you’re late to the party on this hot model, I have a feeling this spread she just did for Jalouse Magazine ought to do the trick. And if you can’t read French, don’t worry, I’ll translate the rest of the article for you: it says that Nicola’s career goals involve landing a pasty blogger ex-husband and moving into his mom’s basement with him. Just kidding. Who can focus on an article with a body like this around? Frankly, I’m surprised they even bothered to write one in the first place. If you ask me, it’s just a waste of page space that could’ve been filled with more booty shots.
I always knew that Chloe Grace Moretz was a promising, up-and-coming actress (and I’m seriously looking forward to her next movie), but I didn’t know she was also an aspiring model until I saw this photoshoot. And don’t get me wrong, Chloe’s definitely got the talent to do it, but if she really wants to get serious about this thing, she needs to start working with photographers who understand that she looks better the more skin she shows, not the more clothes she puts on. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures.
I know I’ve got to be careful what I write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley here, because I don’t want to get beat up by her boyfriend and live out a Jason Statham movie in real life. So all I’m going to say about these pictures of Rosie at the 2015 British Fashion Awards is that she seriously knows how to dress, and I’d love to get my face right in that super-cute cleavage of hers. What? That’s the highest compliment I can think of.