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January 16th, 2017

Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Are Officially Divorced (DLISTED)
Cherokee Princess Blake Lively (Lainey Gossip)

Here’s Bella Hadid Trying To Compete With Selena Gomez (The Superficial)
Celebs Show Their Boobies (TMZ)

Adriana Lima Looks Amazing (Moe Jackson)
Julianne Hough’s Ultra Sexy/Fit Tummy (Popholic)

Sasha Obama First Daughter Bikini Time in Miami (Egotastic)
Keke Palmer Gives Us A Peek (WWTDD)

Taylor Hill Is A Pretty Lady

January 16th, 2017

Taylor Marie Hill

If you’re a regular reader, you probably already recognize Taylor Hill here. Considering I’ve been talking her up for months now. She’s hands down one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret models. But I still don’t think she’s a household name yet, and I’m guessing it’s probably because Hill is such a generic last name. Luckily, I’ve got an idea though: she should take mine instead. I think Taylor Tuna’s got a pretty nice ring to it, don’t you? Anyway, just let me know if you’re interested, Taylor. I’ll start drawing up the marriage/divorce papers.

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Marta Mayer Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

January 16th, 2017

Marta Mayer

I know Russia is a big country and all, but I had no clue they had this many hot nobodies on Instagram. But it seems like every other day I’m coming across a new potential mail-order future ex-wife. And here’s my latest find, Marta Mayer. I don’t know much about her, besides the fact that she’s got a giant set of funbags and an Instagram full of pants-meltingly hot bikini and lingerie pictures… In other words, she’s just my type.

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Kendall Jenner Does La Perla Good

January 16th, 2017

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I guess Kendall Jenner‘s parents must’ve bought her a new modeling contract as a Christmas present. Because according to my sources, Kendall’s working for La Perla now, and these are some of the pictures from her latest lingerie shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, they’re not bad, but she’s still not exactly supermodel material. Oh well. You get what you pay for, I guess.

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Bella Thorne’s Naughty Polaroids

January 16th, 2017

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I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you guys today. First, the bad: looks like Bella Thorne‘s beach vacation is finally over, because it’s been at least a week with no new bikini Snapchats. But the good news is the hardest-working hottie in social media is back to sending out her daily tongue action and gym updates instead. And that’s definitely good enough for me. Enjoy!

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Daniela Lopez Osorio Belongs In A Bikini

January 16th, 2017

Daniela Lopez Osorio

I just heard on the news that today is supposed to be “Blue Monday,” AKA the most depressing day of the year. So I figured I’d do my part to help put you guys in a better mood this morning by posting this massive bikini photoshoot from Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. One look at these and I guarantee you’ll be feeling better in no time. You’re welcome.

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Daily Tuna

January 16th, 2017

Canned Tuna

January 13th, 2017

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Smoking Hot (TMZ)
The Hough Family Dancers Seem Tight (WWTDD)

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Jenny McCarthy, Really Doesn’t Like Rihanna (Dlisted)
Lindsey Pelas And Her Huge Boobs (The Superficial)

Andrew Garfield: Emma Stone’s Biggest Fan (Lainey Gossip)
Zara Larsson Belongs In A Bikini (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Biel Busts Out The Booty Curves For Jimmy Kimmel (Popoholic)
Amy Adams Got A Star (IDLYITW)

This Chick Is Hot! (Egotastic)

Аnastasia Verbovaia Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

January 13th, 2017

I know Friday the 13ths are supposed to be unlucky or whatever, but it’s a good thing I’m not superstitious. Because it’s looking like I’m going to have to go out and buy a whole bunch of lottery tickets this afternoon. See, I just found my latest Russian future ex-wife Аnastasia Verbovaia on Instagram, and there’s no way I can afford her on my blogger salary alone. So enjoy the pictures, and wish me luck!

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Victoria Germyn Is Amazing

January 13th, 2017

Victoria Germyn

Since you guys obviously seemed to dig those pictures I put up of Victoria Germyn last week, I figured I’d go ahead and look for a new photoshoot from the blonde bikini model for us all to enjoy. Well, technically, I was looking for her phone number so I could see if she was interested in signing up for a new agent/blogger boyfriend, but whatever, this is the next best thing, right?

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Kate Upton Does Love Magazine

January 13th, 2017

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Just when I thought this LOVE Advent crap was finally finished, I see they just put a new video starring Kate Upton. Do these guys not know how an advent calendar works? Pretty sure they’re not supposed to last into the second week in January. Anyway, I guess I can’t really complain, considering it’s just Kate’s giant cleavage playing hide and seek with the camera, making this probably the best video they made all year. Took them long enough.

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Selena Gomez’s InstaThong!

January 13th, 2017

Selena Gomez

I always thought blogging was a great job, considering I don’t ever actually have to get out of bed for work and get paid to look at pictures of hotties in bikinis 5 days a week. But then I saw Selena Gomez‘s latest Instagram post and I think I finally found my true calling: being Selena’s personal thong photographer. First off, my phone takes great photos, and second, I guarantee I can do a better job than this dude. He’s getting the angle all wrong. Now, where do I send my resume?

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Celebs Will Survive Cause They Are Rich

January 13th, 2017

Not to get political, but when you have celebrities who probably have a combined net-worth of 400 million singing “I Will Survive” to Donald Trump, pretty much explains why Hilary Clinton loss. Now I’m a Canadian so I don’t really care who runs the USA. That said, I didn’t like either candidate, however liberals really need to suck it up and move on. It’s pathetic already.

Meet Super Hot Instagram Model Helen Owen

January 13th, 2017

Helen Owen

Ready to meet another crazy-hot Instagram model with over a million followers and zero work experience? According to my research, Helen Owen here has a perfect body and an even more perfect life, and probably hasn’t had to work a real job a day in her life. Well, unless you count posing in a bikini in some new, exotic location after getting flown out on someone else’s dime. I take it back. That must be a hard life.

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