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I guess Pixie Lott must have a new album coming out or something. Because all of a sudden, the paps seem to be “catching” her out walking around London a lot lately. But hey, I’m not complaining. Here’s the British pop star/hottie bending over for her fans and putting on a cute little cleavage show, and forget expensive ads, this is the kind of marketing I can get behind. Especially a view like this.
A few years back, I introduced you guys to Dioni Tabbers and said that Kate Upton had better watch her back, because the busty blonde model was going to start stealing all her gigs. And for some reason, that never happened. But the good news is, Dioni is still hard at work delivering killer lingerie photoshoots like this one, and pursuing her dream to
give me pants fires via the Internet become a famous supermodel. So far, so good!
Here’s Paige Butcher hard at work at the Amateur Night premiere in LA. See, in addition to her job as a model, she’s also got a very important gig as Eddie Murphy’s personal arm candy. And if you ask me, the Aussie hottie’s doing great work. Apparently she even had a kid pretty recently, which means now she can look forward to a third gig: professional MILF. And I look forward to her first day on the job, putting on a leg show for the paps while a nanny pushes a stroller for her. Can’t wait!
Alright, now this is more like it. After Bella Thorne presumably lost a few followers by Snapchatting her pits getting shaved last week, she’s back to posting what the fans really want to see: more selfies of her and her super-cute cleavage. And I’ve got them all here for you, so now instead of having them disappear after a few seconds, you can spend a full 30-45 seconds enjoying them. You’re welcome.
I’ve always liked Bryana Holly. Probably because out of all the Instagram models/professional wannabes out there, she’s actually got some real talent (AKA that perfect body of hers). And here she is putting that talent to good use in a real photoshoot for a real magazine: Treats. Here’s hoping this is just a preview of what’s to come.
A couple years ago, seeing Shenae Grimes and Ashley Tisdale getting friendly at a movie premiere would’ve been a pretty great fantasy. But now? These two are just an average pair. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still be the Tuna in their hottie sandwich, but my overactive imagination can usually do better than this, even if I can’t in real life.
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There’s so many models out there these days, I know it’s hard to keep track of them all — even I have trouble remembering which hottie’s which, and it’s basically my only job (besides cracking lame dick jokes). But if you don’t know Rachel Cook here, you’re going to want to fix that ASAP. Now, I can’t seem to remember where I know Rachel from, but I’m pretty sure that’s just because this photoshoot is so hot, it’s making me forget a whole bunch of things. Including where I was going with this post, and what I did with my pants… Oh well. Enjoy!
Here’s Christie Brinkley hosting some gala event in the Hamptons over the weekend and celebrating her latest magazine cover/the fact that she still looks this smoking hot at 62. I don’t know how Christie does it, I’ve always just assumed it has to do with regular human sacrifice and/or good genes. But either way, Christie’s on pace to become our first official GILF at this rate. Just wow.
Usually when I do a post on Iggy Azalea, I tend to focus on that killer booty of hers. But I guess the Aussie hottie wanted to show that she was more than just a one-trick pony, because she showed up to do a show at some Vegas nightclub busting out some impressive cleavage under a see-through shirt. And clearly Iggy’s a lot more talented than I thought. Well, in the chest region at least. I still haven’t heard a single one of her songs. But I’m already looking forward to seeing what she does for an encore.