- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Here’s Hunter King being a great sibling by showing up to her sister Joey‘s big movie premiere in LA, and doesn’t it just warm your
heart pants region to see Hunter supporting her little sister like this? Especially considering she’s busting out that killer cleavage of hers. Anyway, don’t get too excited about the sister thing — Joey’s still trouble — but thanks to Hunter, I have a feeling this is going to be a big hit.
I know that Magdalena Frackowiak isn’t nearly as much of a household name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, and if you ask me, that’s just not fair. Because judging from this topless photoshoot she did for Zoo, she’s every bit as talented as they are. And by “talented,” I mean, capable of giving me a pants fire in 3 seconds flat, that is… Anyway, I have to assume it’s because of the fact that her name is so tricky to remember. But luckily, I think I can help Magdalena out. All it’ll take is a quick trip to City Hall and for her to suppress her gag reflex long enough to marry a blogger. But personally, I think Maggie Tuna has a great ring to it, don’t you? Call me!
Now that Maria Sharapova got banned for PEDs (and the Williams sisters still scare me), the world needs a new tennis hottie to drool over. And here’s Caroline Wozniacki shooting her way up the ranks with a hot new tennis-themed photoshoot for Esquire. I don’t know where this Danish hottie’s ranked in the sport, but she’s definitely the new #1 in my books after this. Enjoy.
I’m not entirely sure what Jessica Alba does for work anymore, considering I don’t think she’s been in a movie in years. But I guess she’s just busy being a full-time MILF these days, and here she is hard at work going shopping with the paparazzi. Obviously, I would’ve preferred some beach action, but I understand that Jessica’s got a busy schedule these days, so I’m willing to make do with this leg show instead. Here’s hoping she’s able to take time off for a bikini vacation soon though.
I keep forgetting that Blake Lively got pregnant again, and it’s coming at the worst possible time — well, for me and the Little Tuna anyway. Because now that she’s got a new movie coming out, she’s hitting all the talk shows to show off her baby bump, when she should be showing off her funbags instead. Anyway, here’s Blake busting out of her dress a few inches lower than I’d like on her way into Jimmy Fallon, and I’m sure at least some of you sickos out there are into this, so enjoy, I guess.
I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the up-and-coming hot nobodies and D-list celebrities out there, but I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t have known who this Cassie Scerbo chick was if I didn’t look her up. According to my sources, she’s in the Sharknado movies (I’m guessing she plays the designated “hot one”), which means she’s not quite famous enough to get followed around by the paps 24/7, but just famous enough to ignore my marriage requests on Twitter. Anyway, here she is at some special screening looking white hot, and really, how much more do you need to know? Enjoy.
Jennifer Aniston Is Getting Old (Lainey Gossip)
Ireland Baldwin In Naugty Lingerie (The Superficial)
This Weak-Ass Porn Study Thinks Victoria’s Secret is for D-Bags (Fishwrapper)
Julianne Hough Is Tight (Moe Jackson)
Jessica Alba Planned Pokies (WWTDD)
I know I like to rag on Charlotte McKinney, but here she is out doing what she does best: posing in a bikini for the cameras. And if you ask me, Charlotte should give up on trying to go legit as a model or actress or whatever she calls herself, and just do this full-time. There’s not too many women in this world who can fill out a bikini half as well as this busty blonde, and it’d be a shame to waste all that natural talent acting in burger commericals and/or wearing clothes…
In case you were too busy watching the Euro Cup, NBA Finals, Game of Thrones, or spending quality time with your dad this weekend (ha), I’m guessing you might have missed the latest sexy Snapchat updates from Bella Thorne. But not to worry, I’ve got them all for you here, including Bella’s latest topless tease. Because while you were sitting in front of the TV all weekend, Bella was in front of a mirror taking sexy selfies. And trust me, that’s one event you definitely don’t want to miss.
This dude spent 2 years trying to land a trick. I could have thought of a few other ways he could have spent 2 years, but good for him!
According to my sources, Joy Corrigan here is an “Instagram star” — which is really just the polite way of saying someone’s a professional hot nobody in 2016. Anyway, here she is hard at work at the beach in Miami doing a bikini photoshoot and pretending to be a real model. Which is great news if you’ve got a thing for hot nobodies — sorry, “Instagram stars” in bikinis like I do. Enjoy.