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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It At Coachella With Her Hot Friends

April 14th, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

According to my sources at Google, it was Alessandra Ambrosio‘s birthday last Friday, and I guess she decided to celebrate by heading to Coachella this weekend with some hot friends. Which was pretty nice of her, because now we get to celebrate too. Anyway, I know I’ve talked trash about this festival in the past, but after this, now I kind of want to go next year. And I don’t care who’s headlining, because the only act I’d want to see is another killer Alessandra leg show. Preferably with front row seats this time.

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Lake Bell Topless For Esquire

April 14th, 2014

Lake Bell

I don’t know when the trend first started, but normally these days, it seems like the fashion mags have been giving us way hotter photoshoots than any of the so-called American “men’s magazines.” But it looks like that’s finally starting to change, thanks to shots like these from Lake Bell for the May issue of Esquire. I’ve never been a huge fan of Lake in the past, but these pictures are starting to change my mind on that one too. What can I say? All it takes is a nice set of funbags, I’m pretty easy to please.

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Rita Ora’s Cleavage Show At The 23rd Annual MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014

Rita Ora

I may not really care too much about last night’s MTV Movie Awards past the red carpet, but there is at least one major award I’m interested in: Best Cleavage of the Night. And after careful consideration, I’ve decided to give it to Rita Ora here for her awesomely low-cut dress. I’m not sure why they haven’t made this part of the televised show yet, since it’s pretty much the only prize any of us bloggers actually care about, but trust me, it’s totally legit, and Rita can pick up her trophy in my mom’s basement later tonight.

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Kendall Jenner Gets Dirty At Coachella

April 14th, 2014

Kendall Jenner

OK, forget what I said about Coachella the other day. Maybe it’s not so bad after all. Because as long as hotties like Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez are hanging out together showing off this much skin, I can definitely handle the whole dirty hippie look. In fact, there’s a lot I’d be willing to overlook for pictures this good, like the teenage troublemaker Kylie Jenner tagging along, the annoying fake hipsters blocking my view of Selena’s see-through dress, and the fact that they all probably smell worse than a pair of my sweatpants. Beggars can’t be choosers, right?

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Comeback

April 14th, 2014

Jessica Alba

She took a little time off there for a while, but between the bikini pictures and playing a stripper in Sin City 2, Jessica Alba‘s finally back to being the MILF we all know and love again. And just in time too, because she was close to getting replaced by any of the 20 other MILFs I’m currently obsessed with. Anyway, here she is at the 23rd annual MTV Movie Awards looking just as hot as ever. And after all this vintage Jessica hotness, I think I’m starting to feel a little nostalgic. You can feel nostalgia in your pants region, right?

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Victoria Justice Is Learning How To Dress

April 14th, 2014

Victoria Justice

Unless you’re 16 and under, I’m guessing you probably skipped the MTV Movie Awards last night like the rest of us. But luckily, we can still catch all the highlights this morning. And no, I don’t mean who won, or any dumb videos or skits. I mean the important stuff: who looked the hottest on the red carpet. And for my money, that award goes to Victoria Justice and her cute cleavage. Hmm, with an outfit this good, maybe I should’ve been watching last night after all.

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Sheridyn Fisher Will Blow Your Mind!

April 14th, 2014

Sheridyn Fisher

Since I’m pretty sure that you guys like finding new bikini hotties to drool over almost as much as I do, here’s a new one for you: Sheridyn Fisher. I didn’t know too much about the Aussie hottie, but according to her Twitter, she’s a model and actress, runs her own bikini company, and is an “animal lover, earth child, soccer player, sci-fi geek & movie buff.” Which is great and all, but I’m pretty sure that list is missing something: “blogger’s girlfriend.” Luckily, I think I can help.

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EXXXOTICA Expo 2014 Disappoints

April 14th, 2014

I figured I’d take a quick break from our regularly-scheduled celebrity hottie programming to bring you pictures from a porn star convention as a little public service announcement. See, I know I’ve said it before, but it’s worth saying again: American porn stars are damn ugly these days, and it’s about time we change that. So to all you wannabe celebs out there, forget trying to break into movies, and start making adult movies instead. Because judging from the competition at the annual Exxxotica Expo in Atlantic City again this year, we could use some exciting new talent in the porn industry way more than we need another bikini model or reality TV star. And FYI, yes, I am available as a sex tape consultant.

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Introducing Bikini Hottie Cameron Russell

April 14th, 2014

Cameron Russell

You know, I’m always posting bikini beach shoots like this one here of Victoria’s Secret hottie Cameron Russell, and as amazing as it all looks in the pictures, I know that in real-life, it’s not actually that great. There’s sand getting everywhere and sunburns and seagulls to deal with. It’s why I always make sure to stay indoors in my mom’s basement instead. So it got me thinking, Cameron’s more than welcome to join me down here for her next bikini photoshoot. Sure, the scenery isn’t as nice, but I bet Cameron would look just as hot lying on top of a pile of dirty laundry and pizza boxes as at the beach. Or at least I hope she does, because I haven’t cleaned since last summer.

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Daily Tuna

April 14th, 2014

-The Dolphins 2014 cheerleader video is crazy hot!
-These chicks have got legs for days
-People diss Drake to his face
-The best Miley Cyrus Instagram ever!!

-Emmy Rossum is looking good and leggy
-Time to celebrate Dylan Penn’s hotness
-Tan line season is here!
-Kate Perry’s new video is pretty hot

Constance Nunes Gets My Motor Running

April 11th, 2014

Constance Nunes

Damn! How have I never seen this Constance Nunes hottie before? Because I’m really digging this photoshoot she did posing up against a classic Mustang in a some seriously short Daisy Dukes. According to my research, Constance says she loves muscle cars, and even though I’ve never been much of a car guy myself, I’d love to take a peak under her hood. Just to be clear, I’m talking about under her clothes. I don’t want there to be any confusion here.

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Canned Tuna

April 11th, 2014

Hooray For Hotties In Yoga Pants! (The Chive)
Beyonce‘s Thigh Gap Is Unreal (Dlisted)

Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents (The Superficial)
LeAnn Rimes Wears Some Really Short Shorts (Fishwrapper)

God I Love Emma Stone (Lainey Gossip)
Eva Longoria Has A Nice Booty Profile (Moe Jackson)

Mel B Can Twerk It (DS nsfw)
Galinka Mirgaeva Is A Major Instagram Hottie (SI.com)

Hilary Duff Gets Leggy And Busty (Popoholic)
Natasha Barnard Just Blew My Mind! (Big Buzzer)

The Action Movie Kid Compilation (Vidhuntr)
Damn! Nicola McLean Is Real Flexible! (Egotastic)

Porn Star Kim Kardashian‘s Funbags Hit The Town (WWTDD)
Genesis Rodriguez Is Straight-Up Stunning (CT)

The Top Golf WAGs, For The Masters (TBL)

Merethe Hopland Is My New Favorite

April 11th, 2014

Merethe Hopland

I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on Norwegian bikini models before; in fact, I think Merethe Hopland here might be our first ever. In which case, that means the door’s wide open for her to take the title of the Tuna’s favorite Norwegian. Exciting times, I know. Anyway, these bikini pictures are a great start, now all I need Merethe to do is send a few lingerie shots to my inbox and/or agree to go on an overnight date with me. What? You didn’t think I was just going to hand the title to her, did you? I take this stuff seriously, it’s a very important honor. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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