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February 12th, 2018

Alessandra Ambrosio Does Sexy Ballet!(TMZ)
Rose McGowan Responded To The Suicide Of Her Former Manager (DLISTED)

Lisa Rinna Is Still Fit As F%ck (TooFab)

Selena Gomez Is A Cutie (Moe Jackson)
Selena Gomez Braless And Busting Out Like Bananas… WOW! (Popoholic)

Olivia Wilde Tight Jeans in LA (Egotastic)
Ariel Winter Still Auditioning For Dove (WWTDD)

Old Lady Kylie Jenner Works The Streets (TMZ)

Irina Shayk Is Still A Major Pants Fire

February 12th, 2018

Irina Shayk

I don’t know how much longer Irina Shayk has got before the Kendall Jenners and Bella Hadids of this world take over as the fashion industry’s top supermodels — plus, Irina’s 32 now, which is practically ancient in the modeling world. But I do know this: Irina is still a total five-alarm pants fire in lingerie. And that’s good enough to last me the next 30-45 seconds at least. Yow.

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Dove Cameron Is Working Hard

February 12th, 2018

Dove Cameron

Looks like Dove Cameron is still trying to make her transition from former Disney Channel star to the next Bella Thorne. Because here she is hard at work at the gym and working even harder at posting shots of her and her super-cute cleavage on social media. And I’ve gotta say, I think Dove’s got a bright future ahead of her if she can keep this up. Fingers crossed.

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Bella Thorne Is Wasting Her Talents

February 12th, 2018

Bella Thorne

I’m worried about Bella Thorne. Not because she’s still dating that loser boyfriend of hers. Although I definitely still don’t approve of that. Nope, I’m worried about her because she’s not posting topless pictures on Instagram and/or Snapchat as much anymore. Instead she’s doing fake artsy photoshoots like this one. And it’s a total waste of her talents, if you ask me.

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Martha Hunt Was Born To Wear A Bikini

February 12th, 2018

Martha Hunt

I don’t know how many Instagram followers Martha Hunt has and I don’t really care because it doesn’t matter. There’s only one thing you need to know about Martha: that she was born to wear a bikini. And lingerie. And nothing at all. But for right now, we’ve got a new round of bikini pictures from the Victoria’s Secret hottie. So enjoy.

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February 9th, 2018

Porn Star Paris Hilton Is Porn Star Kim Kardashian (TMZ)
Karlie Kloss Hung Out With Taylor Swift’s Enemy Katy Perry (DLISTED)

Kim Kardashian Enlists Daughter North to Snap Her Latest Topless Photo (TooFab)
Pregnant And Ultra Busty Kirsten Dunst Busting Out Like Bananas (Popoholic)

Megan Fox Does Cosmo Good (MoeJackson)

Katy Perry, Quite Contrary (WWTDD)
Olivia Wilde Tight Jeans in LA (Egotastic)

Lindsey Pelas Will Blow Your Pants Off

February 9th, 2018

Lindsey Pelas

It’s been at least a couple months since I’ve done a new post on Lindsey Pelas, so I figure it’s about time we checked back in on the busty hot nobody and her giant funbags. And turns out, they’re just as giant as I remembered. Maybe even a little bigger. But I’d have to go back into the archives to double-check. Which could take all afternoon — fingers crossed.

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Karlie Kloss Is Skinny Athletic Goodness

February 9th, 2018

Karlie Kloss

Here’s the current reigning world’s leggiest supermodel Karlie Kloss hard at work “working out” for the cameras. And I don’t really care if Karlie actually does all this stuff to stay in shape, or if she was just pretending for the photoshoot and her being tall and supermodel skinny is just a product of good genetics. Either way, these shots have got me working up a sweat. Yow!

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A “Model”

February 9th, 2018

Chloe Grace Moretz

Huh. I guess Chloe Grace Moretz really is trying to become a model. Because here she is posing in some field full of wildflowers like every other boring photoshoot you’ve ever seen. The only thing it’s missing is an Instagram filter. Anyway, if Chloe actually does want to model professionally, she’s going to need to step her game up, and luckily, I know a photographer with some real outside-the-box ideas and a phone that takes great pictures. I’m talking about myself, just to be clear. Call me!

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Natalie Portman Is Working It

February 9th, 2018

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman must have a new movie coming out or something, because the MILF hottie has been making a serious hotness comeback these past couple weeks. According to my sources, she just hosted SNL, and now she’s on the cover of some magazine I’ve never heard of. And I’m digging it. Now, who do I talk to about getting Natalie’s comeback tour to make a stop in my mom’s basement my office?

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Jena Goldsack Picture Moment

February 9th, 2018

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February 8th, 2018

Meet Hottie Mikaela Hoover (TMZ)
The Spice Girls May End Up Doing A Tour After All (DLISTED)

Selena Gomez Is Amazing! (TooFab)
Gillian Anderson Goes Naked For PETA! (Popoholic)

Rita Ora‘s Sweet Leg Show (MoeJackson)

Charlotte McKinney Braless (WWTDD)
Blanca Blanco‘s Simple, Sexy Thong In Malibu (Egotastic)

Selena Gomez Does Harper’s Bazaar Real Good

February 8th, 2018

Selena Gomez

I know it’s my job to cover these kinds of things, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand fashion magazines. Here’s Selena Gomez on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar‘s spring “Fashion Issue” and they got her posing with some dudes on dirt bikes because… fashion is “fearless.” But if they really wanted fearless, forget the bikes, they should’ve had Selena go “Full Frontal” instead of “Full Throttle.” Obviously.

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