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Alexis Ren Needs To Get That Booty In Adult Movies

July 24th, 2017

Alexis Ren

If you’re a regular reader of the site, then you already know that I’ve been talking up Alexis Ren here for years now. Saying how she’s hands down one of the hottest women on Instagram, and how she should be a Victoria’s Secret model if they weren’t too busy giving those jobs to rich kids with famous parents. But, you know, I’m starting to think maybe I was wrong. Because after this latest round of Alexis Insta-hotness, I think I’ve figured out her true calling: porn. Some things are just meant to be, don’t you agree?

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude And Wigging It

July 24th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

I know some of the other blogs out there are probably putting up these pictures and freaking out about Emily Ratajkowski. Her hair’s short now! Wait, no, it’s pink! Etc, etc. But personally, I don’t care what kind of wig Emily is wearing. As long as she’s got her clothes off, that’ll always be the headline for me. It’s a little thing called priorities. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Is Almost A Hot Cougar!

July 24th, 2017

According to my sources over at Google, Selena Gomez turned 25 over the weekend. And apparently she celebrated by getting a bunch of her cute friends together to hit some winery. (I’d been hoping for the trampoline park, but oh well…) Anyway, I’d like to wish Selena a happy birthday. But she’d better be careful now that she’s getting into her hottie old age years. “Birthday in wine country” is definitely entering cougar territory.

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Daily Tuna

July 24th, 2017

Canned Tuna

July 21st, 2017

Sofia Vergara Sex Doll? (TMZ)
Madame Tussauds Is Accused Of “Whitewashing” Beyoncé (DLISTED)

Halle Berry Chugs Whiskey Like A Champ (TooFab)

Iggy Azalea’s Booty Is Massive (MoeJackson)
Elsa Hosk’s Jaw-Dropping Booty In Skin-Tight Jeans (Popoholic)

Devin Brugman Busting Out (WWTDD)
Hilary Duff Makes A Splash In Canada (Egotastic)

Jesus, What Happened To Tara Reid (IDLYITW)

Alessandra Ambrosio And Friends Booty Show

July 21st, 2017

Alessandra Ambrosio

I’ve always said that the only thing better than one hottie in a bikini is three of them. So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends out relaxing on some rich dude’s boat. And that reminds me, I really need to look into getting a boat of my own. Whatever it takes to get me one step closer to getting a supermodel on my dinghy.

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Julianne Hough’s Awesome Booty Gram

July 21st, 2017

Julianne Hough

I don’t know who Julianne Hough has got on the other end of this camera right now. All I know is, he’s one lucky bastard. Because that view is picture perfect, and no, I’m not talking about the beach. I don’t know about you guys, but I could just sit and stare at it all day long. Or for the next 30-45 seconds at least.

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Hailee Steinfeld’s BikiniGram

July 21st, 2017

Hailee Steinfeld

You want to know my favorite thing about summer? That every single hottie in Hollywood — from Insta-wannabes to A-list actresses — spends approximately 50% more time in a bikini. So here’s Hailee Steinfeld posting bikini pictures from the beach. And if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go crank the A/C, because it seems to have gotten a few degrees warmer in here. Yow.

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Look How Happy Miranda Kerr Is Knowing She’s Marrying A Billionaire!

July 21st, 2017

Miranda Kerr

So according to my sources, Miranda Kerr made this pre-wedding “detox” video for Vogue before she got married to the Snapchat dude, AKA the luckiest bastard in the entire world. And sure, she looks pretty relaxed in these shots, but you would too if you’d just realized you’d never have to work another minute in your life after your wedding.

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Daily Tuna

July 21st, 2017

Canned Tuna

July 20th, 2017

Jessica Alba Hot Shots!!! (TMZ)
Salma Hayek’s Wicked Game (DLISTED)

Dude Looks Like A Lady! (TooFab)

Charlize Theron Is hot For 41 (MoeJackson)
Rachel Bilson Selfies Her Drop Dead Sexy Bikini Cleavage, Woohoo! (Popoholic)

Eva Longoria Busty At The Beach (WWTDD)
Guess Which One Is Cougar Kylie Jenner (IDLYITW)

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Sports a Red Sports Bra (Egotastic)

Bella Thorne’s Money Shot Game Returns

July 20th, 2017

Bella Thorne

You know, we’ve spent so much time on Bella Thorne posing topless lately that it’s been at least a week and a half since we’ve gotten any new tongue action from the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. That’s got to be some kind of new record. But don’t worry, the streak has officially been snapped, because here’s Bella getting back to business. Phew.

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Charlotte McKinney Dancing Around In A Thong Swimsuit

July 20th, 2017

Charlotte McKinney

Here’s everyone’s favorite busty nobody Charlotte McKinney running around the beach and giving herself a wedgie for the cameras for some new photoshoot. Because she’s totally a legit swimsuit model and not just some Hooters waitress who lucked into a modeling contract. Anyway, I recommend watching the video below too. It’s only about a minute long, but I find 30-45 seconds is more than enough. Enjoy.

CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY BY JON HECHTKOPF from Jon Hechtkopf on Vimeo.

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