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Ex-Cops Smoking Weed

April 22nd, 2015

I don’t know what the point of this video is since we all know the benefits and disadvantages of smoking weed, but it’s still funny seeing some old dudes get high.

Katherine Jenkins’ Cleavage Is Star-Worthy

April 22nd, 2015

Katherine Jenkins

Here’s Katherine Jenkins at the 10th anniversary party for Dancing With the Stars, and I knew this busty blonde looked familiar. Turns out, I did a few posts on her back in the day — she’s a “popular classical-crossover singer” (whatever the hell that means) and she’s on the show this season. So I guess that means they’ve started to loosen restrictions on who qualifies as a “star” these days. In which case, I might actually have a shot at getting on one of the years. Sure, I can’t dance for sh*t, but I bet I’d look pretty great in a sparkly spandex jumpsuit.

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Joanna Krupa’s Hotness Is Cause For Celebration

April 22nd, 2015

Joanna Krupa

According to my sources, Dancing With the Stars held a big party to celebrate their 10th anniversary, and they invited one of my favorite reality stars of all-time: Joanna Krupa. And I don’t know if you guys know this, but Joanna and I are going to be celebrating an anniversary of our own pretty soon… Believe it or not, it’s been almost a decade since we first started this one-sided Internet relationship, where I drool over her perfect body and she pretends to not know I exist. 10 years and still going strong!

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Sofia Vergara And Reese Witherspoon Make A Great Pair

April 22nd, 2015

OK, sure, so this isn’t exactly the fantasy I was hoping for when I heard Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon were hanging out together in Las Vegas. (I had my fingers crossed for a bikini leg wrestling tournament…) Instead, here they are getting friendly at something called Warner Brothers’ The Big Picture at 2015 CinemaCon, because supposedly they’re in a movie together. But hey, I can still work with this. I’ve always had a very active imagination.

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Camila Morrone’s Hotness Needs Be Revisited!

April 22nd, 2015

Camila Morrone

It’s been a while since I first introduced you perverts to the hotness that is Camila Morrone. But luckily, I found a few more pictures of the smoking hot model for us all to drool over. And once you’re done here, I recommend checking out Camila’s Instagram for more. But first I’d make sure you cancel any plans you might’ve had for the rest of the day, or the weekend, or the rest of month. Because trust me, you’re going to want to take your time.

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Isabella Lindblom Picture Moment

April 22nd, 2015
         
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Nina Agdal Belongs In A Bikini

April 21st, 2015

Nina Agdal

For some reason, Nina Agdal still hasn’t taken me up on my generous offer to become her new manager/boyfriend yet, but I’m glad to see that after a few lame photoshoots, she’s finally getting back to the kind of things that made her my #1 favorite hottie in the first place: looking seriously hot in a bikini. Of course, I still think Nina could benefit from my years of experience, but as long as she keeps this up, I can’t really complain. Enjoy.

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Canned Tuna

April 21st, 2015

Taylor Swift‘s Country Milestone (Lainey Gossip)
Japanese Boobies Are A New Craze (The Chive)

Abigail Ratchford‘s Hand Bra (The Superficial)
Selena Gomez Is Getting Really Chunky (Fishwrapper)

Miley Cyrus Is Single! (DLISTED)
Megan Fox Is A Sexy Shopper (Moe Jackson)

Rihanna Bikini Photoshoot Hotness (DS nsfw)
Jenna Dewan Has A Dirty Yoga Butt (Popoholic)

Ariana Grande Is Single Too (IDLYITW)
Vanessa Hudgens Peachy Cleavy Peeks in the Big Apple (Egotastic)

Porn Star Karaoke! (RatedXlife)
Kourtney Kardashian Donkey Show (WWTDD)

More Katie Cassidy Bikini Pictures

April 21st, 2015

Katie Cassidy

I guess Katie Cassidy must be trying to get my attention or something (and it’s definitely working), because after not seeing her for months, we just got our second straight day of bikini goodness from the hottie today. And you know, I’ve always said that if Katie would just spend every day at the beach, we’d finally give her the attention she deserves on this site. Hell, I’d even be happy to help chip in on her sunscreen bills to make that happen — as long as she agrees to let me apply it, that is.

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Eminem Performed In 40 Styles

April 21st, 2015

This dude is pretty impressive. Elmo was my personal favorite.

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Where Is Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show?

April 21st, 2015

Salma Hayek

I know I’ve been talking up women’s magazines a lot lately and pointing out how they always seem to have hotter shoots than any of the so-called “men’s magazines.” But here’s Salma Hayek at the Women Magazine Awards in Madrid, and don’t get me wrong, she looks great and all, but where’s that famous cleavage of hers? It’s practically Salma’s trademark. All I know is, I hope she wears something a lot better to this year’s Men’s Magazine Awards… You know, assuming that’s a real thing and not just something I made up. And I really hope it is, because otherwise, I’m going to have a tough time waiting until next year’s Oscars or Golden Globes to see Salma’s massive funbags again.

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Kimberley Garner’s Booty Profile

April 21st, 2015

Kimberley Garner

I’ve always said that my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner cleans up nice, and here she is proving me right by putting on one of her patented leg shows at the Oasis and Victoria & Albert Museum launch party. But then I found even more pictures of that perfect lower half of Kimberley’s at Coachella, and it turns out she dirties up even better. Yum.

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