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Ariel Winter Must Increase Her Bust

November 16th, 2017

Ariel Winter

As you guys probably know by now, Ariel Winter likes working out at the gym. And I like posting pictures and videos of her in workout gear. So here’s a new one of Ariel working hard on her chest, and then a few bonus shots of her bowling. I don’t know if that can technically be considered exercise, but I’m definitely working up a sweat looking at her booty in those pants, so I’ll allow it.

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Amber Heard Does GQ

November 16th, 2017

Amber Heard

According to my sources (AKA the small print on this GQ cover), GQ Australia named Amber Heard their “Woman of the Year” for 2017. I’m not really sure what Amber actually did this year to deserve that title, but I am digging this lingerie photoshoot she did for the issue, so I’m definitely not complaining. Amber should be the Woman of the Year every month, if you ask me. Enjoy!

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Daily Tuna

November 16th, 2017

Canned Tuna

November 15th, 2017

Casey Martin Is A Babe You Should KNow (TMZ)

Amber Heard Justly Fine for Justice League Premiere (Egotastic)
Taylor Swift Will Make You Cry (TooFab)

George Takei Is Sorry For Sounding Like A Creepy Old Gay Grandpa On Howard Stern (DLISTED)
Ana D. Armas Is A Serious Babe (MoeJackson)

Madison Beer’s Ginormous Cleavage Show Will Melt Your Eyeballs!(Popoholic)
Talia Marie Spicy Meatball(WWTDD)

Dove Cameron Is A Super Cutie

November 15th, 2017

I’m still waiting for Dove Cameron to accept my very generous offer to become my personal bikini assistant, but I guess she doesn’t want the job. Even though it comes with a six-figure salary (in old Burger King coupons) and great benefits (including full use of my office gym and all the cameras I set up). Maybe she just wants a better job title? In which case, fine, Dove can be my CBO. My Chief Bikini Officer. That’s a thing, right? It is now. Call me!

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Bella Thorne Gets A Salad Dressing Facial

November 15th, 2017

Bella Thorne

I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne is technically a “pop star.” But I’m pretty sure the reason she’s on this track and in this music video has nothing to do with her voice and a lot more to do with her twerking and willingness to get covered in creamy salad dressing. Anyway, normally I recommend you guys watch the music videos I post on mute, but you should listen to this one, because this could be the worst song I’ve ever heard. I’m not even sure it qualifies as music. WTF?



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Gal Gadot Does GQ Good

November 15th, 2017

Gal Gadot

I know you nerds out there are probably pretty excited about that new Justice League movie that’s coming out this week. And you know what? I am too. Not because I care about Batman or Superman or… that fish dude? No, I’m psyched because it means we get more hotness from Gal Gadot, like this new cover shoot for she did for GQ. So here’s hoping they do 15 more of these dumb-ass movies. Fingers crossed.

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Britney Spears Is Really Fit

November 15th, 2017

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has got to be in her late 30s by now (she’s 35, I just double-checked), and she’s got two kids. And she used to look like this not that long ago. But then she started doing her Vegas show and now Britney looks like this. I’m guessing she has to spend half her day in the gym to stay looking this good, but whatever, I’d definitely hit it one more time. And then as many times as she’d let me after that. Yow! Keep up the good work.


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Daily Tuna

November 15th, 2017

Rachel Cook Picture Moment

November 15th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

November 14th, 2017

Torrie Wilson Is Busting Out Hard (TMZ)

Gigi Hadid Shows her Pink (Egotastic)
Porn Star Kim Kardashian Reacts (TooFab)

The Spice Girls Are Planning To Reunite Again! (DLISTED)
Kate Beckinsale Spreads her Legs (MoeJackson)

Emma Stone Adorably Hot And Chesty (Popoholic)

Farrah Abraham’s Failing Career Forcing Her To Sell Properties (WWTDD)
Hello, Madison Beer (IDLYITW)

Kara Del Toro Is A Five-alarm Pantfire

November 14th, 2017

Kara Del Toro

I’ve been following Kara Del Toro for a while now, and in my professional opinion, this hottie is a total five-alarm pants fire. She doesn’t have that big a following on Instagram yet though — she’s still only around half a million followers. So let’s try to make those numbers jump up, because not only does a body this good deserve to be seen by way more than half a million people, but also because I might finally score a date out of it. Or at the very least, a few dirty “thank you” selfies. Fingers crossed!

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Bella Hadid’s Bed Time Underboob

November 14th, 2017

Bella Hadid

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see Bella Hadid taking a break from pretending to be a “fashion model” to focus on something she’s actually good at: posting sexy mirror selfies to Instagram and/or Snapchat. This one even has some solid underboob action. Anyway, I don’t know why Bella can’t just do this full-time. What does she need a real job for? The money? Yeah, right.

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