I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in a while, and I don’t know about you guys, but I was starting to wonder what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and look into it myself — aka creep her Instagram. And here’s what that serious investigative journalism turned up: a whole bunch of crazy-hot selfies, bikini and lingerie pictures. So, does my Pulitzer come in the mail or do I have to go somewhere to pick it up?
Even though I’m technically a celebrity blogger, I try not to follow any of that celebrity gossip crap, so instead I can focus on more important things: like hot nobody Karrueche Tran heading out in leggings. But according to my sources, her d-bag ex Chris Brown is supposedly sending her “expensive gifts” these days, and since I don’t want to see her getting back together with that guy, I guess I’ll have to step my game up and send Karrueche a little something myself. Let’s see, I think I’ve got a couple Burger King coupons that haven’t expired yet. Hey, don’t laugh, that may not sound like an expensive gift to you, but those currently account for like 10% of my net worth.
I haven’t done a post on Tila Tequila in years. To be honest, I kind of forgot all about her. But turns out, one of the original hot nobodies is still working hard as a professional Instagram model these days. And also, apparently as a phone sex operator, which I’m guessing is the usual career path for most social media “stars” today. Anyway, I’d test her services out myself for “research,” but my mom’s a real stickler when it comes to checking the phone bill.
Courtney Stodden Failing Miserably But Still Hot (WWTDD)
I was just saying the other week how much I missed Vanessa Hudgens and how I was hoping we’d start seeing more of her again. And now here she is at something called the Industry Dance Awards. Sure, it’s not exactly what I had in mind — I was picturing a lot more skin, and maybe a beach trip or two, but hey, she’s still looking pretty sexy, so I’ll take it. Enjoy.
If I know my readers, I’m guessing this probably isn’t what you were hoping for when you read that headline. Sorry to disappoint you perverts. But on the plus side, at least Sarah Hyland‘s looking pretty sexy in these shots. Now I’ve just gotta find out what Starbucks she goes to. Here’s hoping I haven’t been banned from it for violating their no pants, no service policy yet. That really Fingers crossed!
Here’s Hailey Baldwin out walking around New York with her mom and showing why she’s my favorite Baldwin these days. And after this leg show Hailey put on, I’m seriously considering asking her to be my next future ex-wife. I figure she’s hot enough that it’d be worth the crazy ex-in-laws that come with her.