I remember when Olivia Holt was just a young 17-year-old id who if I posted pictures of, I’d get angry emails calling me a perve, but now that she is 19 and in a bra, it’s time to celebrate and not be “Grumpy”! You see what I did there. Pulitzer prize winning stuff folks! They don’t pay me the big bucks for nothing.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
–NSFW celebrity selfies
–Sexy Latina InstaHO
–Brie Larson is a pretty lady
–Delilah Belle Hamlin is a hot piece
–Eva Mendes’ sexy legs
–Gigi Hadid is busting out
–Adriana Lima needs to get it on
–Guess whose big boobs are out?
–Jessica Lou is pure sweetness
Leah Remini’s Anti-Scientology Show Will Get A Second Season (DLISTED)
So it looks like Victoria Justice was listening when I said she needed to start taking some hottie lessons. Because I was just checking out her Instagram for, um, “work” and noticed that she’s stepped her social media game way up. But don’t just take my word for it. Take a look and see for yourself.
We all know the “sideboob”. but I think it’s time we introduce the “sidebooty or sicebutt” because just like the sideboob it can causes the same reaction in most heterosexual men. Here is Bryana Holly demonstrating how it’s done. Damn, that’s a peach!
I don’t know how old Arianny Celeste is, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I am guessing she’s in her mid 30s and if so, she still looks pretty damn awesome. My only suggestion is that she ease up on the fillers in the face. Not saying that she uses them, cause I don’t know, but most hot Instagram models when they get to a certain point in their “careers” all start looking same. In any case, Arianny still has a couple of pant fire years left, so enjoy.
Alright, so I know yesterday I was saying that Sara Jean Underwood must still be looking for a new rich boyfriend/sugar daddy. But after this latest round of bikini hotness, I’m starting to get worried she might’ve actually found one. Because I don’t know how much being a professional Instagram model pays, but I’m 99% sure it’s not enough to cover a beach vacation this nice. Damn! And just when I was so close to finally hitting seven figures. (In expired McDonald’s coupons, that is…)
–Olivia Culpo in a little bikini
–Porn chicks sexy selfie
–Bryana Holly belongs in a bikini
–All three would be a fantasy
–Kaley Cuoco in short shorts
–Brie Larson is a babe
–Kendall Jenner is red hot
–Meet hottie Monica from Kentucky
–Joanna Marie will cause pant fires
Gavin Rossdale Has Been Texting Elin Nordegren, Hasn’t Met Her In Person (DLISTED)
In case you missed it, the entire East Coast got hit with a pretty big storm yesterday. And even though I was able to stay nice and warm and toasty by never leaving my mom’s basement, I have a feeling some of you might need a little extra warming up today. So here’s a set of bikini goodness from Russian InstaHottie Diana Golubkova. It’ll have you sweating in no time, I guarantee it.
Great news, my fellow perverts: not only does it look like Sara Jean Underwood‘s still in the market for a new sugar daddy, but she’s stepping up the search in a big way with this latest round of sexy Snapchat selfies. Unfortunately, I still don’t think I’ve saved up enough to qualify, but I always enjoy the window shopping.
Somehow we went almost a full year without any new Megan Fox hotness, but now the leggy MILF’s making a major comeback, because we just got our second set of lingerie pictures in the same week. There’s even a killer video to go along with it. Anyway, I don’t know how this is happening. I just know I like it. A lot. And I have a feeling you pervs will too. So enjoy. And here’s hoping Megan can keep this up.