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- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
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- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I like to call Rachel Mortenson here my dream girl, and this latest photoshoot is definitely a great example why. See, not only is this busty lingerie model an absolute knockout, but the only way I’ll ever come within 5 feet of her is on my computer screen or in my dreams. Speaking of which, I think I need to go take a quick nap while these pictures are still fresh. Be right back.
Here’s busty British reality “star”/professional hot nobody Jess Impiazzi showing off her O face and her flexibility at the press day for some new fitness line she’s putting out. Anyway, I don’t know how good these leggings are going to look on normal people, but I’d say they look pretty great on Jess. So, how much? I’m assuming her and her booty comes with them, right? It’s some kind of package deal?
I know it’s been a couple months since I last did a post on Madison Beer, but I just double-checked and turns out, it’s still going to be another couple months until this teenage troublemaker turns 18. So you’re going to want to just move it along until then. But check back in again in 2017.
Now that the Olympics are officially over, I do what everyone else does when the games end: forget all about them and the Olympic athletes for another four years. But apparently a few paparazzi haven’t gotten that memo yet, and they’ve been following Usain Bolt around London to “catch” him hanging out with busty hotties. Dude definitely knows how to celebrate. So anyway, there you go: Olympic athletes, they’re just like us after all.
Out of all the Insta-hotties turned professional supermodels, I’ve always liked Emily Ratajkowski. She’s probably the only one that’s actually got any real talent. But here she is in a new cover shoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of before called California Style, and I’ve got to say, I still like Emily a whole lot better as a bikini model than a fashion model. Some people just weren’t made to wear clothes.
Here’s Porn Star Kim Kardashian Twerking In A Pool (IDLYITW)
Justin Bieber’s New Kidnapped Girlfriend Has No Bra (WWTDD)
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Sarah Tilleke here before, which means most of you are probably seeing this smoking hot Aussie model for the first time right now. And you know how they say you never forget your first time. So I don’t know about you guys, but I have a feeling this beach photoshoot is going to be burned into my brain for the rest of the day. You’re welcome in advance.
Here’s Jessica Alba showing off her sweet booty profile at the premiere of her new movie Mechanic: Resurrection. And here’s hoping that now that this movie’s out, she can forget about this acting crap for a bit and get back to her much more important work, AKA practicing her bikini booty poses on the beach for the paps. We’re all counting on you, Jessica. Especially the Little Tuna.
I know I like to call all these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin useless, but every once in a while one of them actually manages to do something halfway decent. Like these pictures of Hailey showing off that little booty of hers in Daisy Dukes in New York. So, forget those lame “fashion” photoshoots, I think we’ve just found Hailey’s true calling: putting on leg shows for the paps.