As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to obsess over, and I think I just found a new favorite: Brooke Evers. Here’s a bikini photoshoot she did for the latest issue of Fitness Gurls Australia, and I’m officially in love with this Aussie beach babe. Not only is she a model/reality TV star, turns out she’s also a DJ. (Who knew there were so many super-hot DJs out there?) Anyway, if you’re like me, and can’t get enough of Brooke, you can download the full issue here. Enjoy.
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Minka Kelly Chesty Leaving Salon In Beverly Hills (Egotastic)
Because two hotties are always better than one, here’s a pair of super-hot supermodels at the Mothers and Daughters premiere in LA: Natalie Pack and Tanya Mityushina. I never knew these two were into movies before, but now that I do, I think the three of us should do a movie night or something in my mom’s basement. We can watch all the old classics, like Assablanca, A Clockwork Orgy and MILF Party VIII. I’ll clear some pizza boxes off my futon just in case.
Here’s Ellie Goulding out in a bikini in Miami, and I’m always so disappointed whenever I see a hottie looking sloppy like this. I’m not trying to be mean, I get that it’s not easy to stay fit. But you’d think that somebody with as much money as Ellie could easily afford to pay someone to help keep her in shape. Like to cook her meals, or help her train at the gym, or even just to move her legs and arms while she’s sleeping. Basically, there’s no excuse for this, is what I’m trying to say.
Because I can’t get enough of this red-hot redhead, here’s Bella Thorne posing with a cute pooch for a new photoshoot. Although personally, I still prefer when she poses with her cute puppies on Snapchat instead. (And no, I’m not talking about dogs.) Don’t get me wrong, these fashion shoots are fine, but Bella’s a much better photographer, if you ask me. She knows all her best angles.
I couldn’t tell you a single one of Ashanti‘s songs, and I’m pretty sure she hasn’t put out a new single in years. But as far as I’m concerned, these pictures of her at the premiere of Mothers and Daughters belongs in the singer’s greatest hits collection. Listen, #1 songs come and go, but I could replay this sweet cleavage again and again and never get sick of it. Now that’s real talent.
I know most of the other blogs out there are going to look at these pictures of Taylor Swift walking around Beverly Hills and write about her new platinum blonde hair, and that’s great for them and all. But personally, I’d rather focus my attention a few feet lower — at the killer leg show Taylor put on for the paps, and the five-alarm pants fire it’s currently giving me. That’s way more newsworthy than a little hair dye, don’t you think?
According to my sources, Shea Marie and Caroline Vreeland here are actually famous, and not just two random blondes that the paps happened to find at the beach. Turns out, I’ve done a few posts on Shea before — she’s a major Instagram “star,” aka companies pay her big bucks to take selfies with their products. And supposedly her friend is a model/singer, aka I guess she must have rich parents. Anyway, luckily, I have a soft spot for hot nobodies, so let’s all keep pretending these two are very talented, very important celebrities and just enjoy the beach shots.
Demi Rose Has Awesome Boobs (IDLYITW)
Since you guys seem to dig Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat as much as I do, I figured I’d put together some more of my recent favorites for you. And best of all, unlike the ones on the app, these don’t disappear after a few seconds. So you can go ahead and enjoy them for as long as you want. I’m even going to try for a new personal best — a full 45 seconds. Wish me luck!