I just realized why Miley Cyrus hasn’t been doing any of her usual naked photoshoots or sexy tongue action recently… I’m pretty sure that now that she’s a judge on The Voice, people must be telling her she has to settle down and behave. And that’s total BS, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, c’mon. What do you think is going to get better ratings: this lame promotional photoshoot where Miley’s all covered up or this one where she’s licking the floor while topless? I rest my case.
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I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a
doctor blogger ASAP.
I guess Lindsay Lohan must be trying to make a comeback or something, because we haven’t heard from her in months and then all of a sudden, she just dropped this great topless selfie on Instagram out of nowhere. I’m pretty sure she’s removed it since then, but luckily, that’s the magic of the Internet: you put something up for a few seconds, and some
perv in his mom’s basement hero saves it for all eternity. Enjoy!
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I know I’ve done a couple posts letting you guys know you should all know who Rachel Cook is by now, but I don’t know how this serious hottie hasn’t become a Victoria’s Secret Angel yet. I mean, she’s got all the necessary qualifications: she’s a knockout in lingerie and has those same great fake, Victoria’s Secret-style funbags as the rest of them. Anyway, I may not understand the point of this new topless lingerie bathtub shoot of hers — unless it’s to give me a total pants meltdown, in which case, mission accomplished — but if this doesn’t earn Rachel some serious attention, I don’t know what will. Enjoy.
I was all set to complain about Bella Thorne turning boring — her latest Snapchats barely featured any tongue action and it’s been an entire week since we’ve gotten a new bikini shot. But then I saw this picture of Bella in a bra and boxers and all was forgiven. And after this, forget Snapchat modeling. I think Bella could definitely go pro at lingerie modeling if she wanted to. Here’s hoping she wants to.
Listen, I love seeing hotties in lingerie as much as the next Internet perv, but even I’ve got to admit these are some cheesy outfits that Bryana Holly‘s modeling here. She’s looking like a wannabe stripper or some ’90s Playboy model here. And as much as I dig any new pictures we get from this busty blonde — lingerie or otherwise — personally, I still think she’s 10 times hotter on Instagram.
She definitely deserved that!
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Here’s a real treat: a brand-new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Sara Sampaio. And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures have already got me drooling all over my keyboard and dreaming about how much I’d love to take a little nibble. And no, I’m not talking about those fancy desserts Sara’s carrying. Yum.