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Charlize Theron’s Hotness Comeback

January 22nd, 2015

Charlize Theron

We don’t see too much of Charlize Theron anymore these days now that she’s gone clinically insane (aka started dating that human cigarette butt Sean Penn). But luckily she’s still as hot as ever, judging from these behind-the-scenes shots of her latest Esquire photoshoot. I’m guessing eating that orange isn’t part of the shoot, but damn, it should be. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look this sexy eating fruit since Sofia Vergara and that banana. See? Who says my memory is terrible? Now, what were we just talking about?

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Olivia Munn Steps It Up

January 22nd, 2015

Olivia Munn

I know I’ve been ragging on Olivia Munn ever since she left the professional hot nobody business for Hollywood, but now this is more like it, for once. Because here’s Olivia at the LA premiere of her new movie Mortdecai proving she can be a “serious actress” and an attention-seeking hottie at the same time. I always knew she could do it! So congratulations Olivia, I’m proud of you. …You can feel pride in your pants, right?

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Aymeline Valade Will Blow Your Mind

January 22nd, 2015

Aymeline Valade

This shoot is the first I’m hearing of Aymeline Valade, but after checking out these pictures, I think I’m already starting to fall in love with the French hottie. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m finding the whole boxing theme pretty fitting. Because my pants region is going to need to get iced down after this. Sorry. I know it’s gross when I’m such a hopeless romantic. My bad.

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Daily Tuna

January 22nd, 2015

-Kim K. has huge boobs
-This girls works it good
-Jordan gets naughty on her bed
-Paris Hilton in the sexiest outfit ever

-Mmm… Pump it good
-Wow! This chick is super flexible
-Dakota Johnson is damn pretty
-Lindsay Lohan bends over

Daniela Lopez Osorio Picture Moment

January 22nd, 2015
         
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Kennedy Summers Bikini Pictures

January 21st, 2015

Kennedy Summers

Here’s the smoking hot Kennedy Summers back with another great bikini shoot, although that’s not really a surprise, considering Kennedy here was Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2014. That said, if she keeps delivering bikini pictures this good, I might have to name Kennedy the HollywoodTuna Playmate of the Year for 2015. Now sure, that’s a title I just made up, but hey, she doesn’t have to know that, right? So do us both a favor and keep your mouth shut and just enjoy the great bikini pictures.

         
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Canned Tuna

January 21st, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Licking Things For AIDS (Fishwrapper)
Chicks With Cams Get Naughty (The Chive)

Gwyneth Looks Good In A Bikini (Lainey Gossip)
Iggy Azalea’s Ass Cheeks Are Here, Everything’s Gonna Be Alright (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lopez Says She’s Not A Cougar, So Stop Calling Her A Cougar (DLISTED)
Gwen Stefani Is Today’s Parking Lot Catwalker! (Moe Jackson)

Kim K. Instagram Wh#re (DS nsfw)
Dakota Johnson Struts Her Sexy Stuff (Popoholic)

Hilary Swank Skin Baring Photoshoot for Interview (Egotastic)
Kayslee Collins Topless (WWTDD)

Pons Star Eva Long Is My Sunshine (YT)

Meet Super Hottie Lanna Alder

January 21st, 2015

I’m pretty sure this is the first post I’m doing on Lanna Alder here, although it’s tough for me to keep track. For some reason, my brain just seems to shut down whenever there’s hot models in bikinis involved. And it doesn’t help that it can be hard to tell all these up-and-coming hotties apart. I just wish one of them would do something different to stand out. You know, like pursue a romantic relationship with a certain blogger. But that’s just one example, I can think of way more: go motorboating with a blogger, go Jello-wrestling with a blogger, send dirty pictures to a blogger… I could keep going all day.

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Sofia Vergara’s Booty Show In Sexy Leggings

January 21st, 2015

Because nothing gives me a workout quite like seeing a hottie in workout gear, here’s Sofia Vergara on her way to the gym and giving us a peek at that great booty of hers in the process. And I don’t know about you guys, but just looking at these shots are getting my blood pumping. Granted, it’s all going to my pants region, but hey, for a guy who lies around on the couch 24/7, that’s the most activity I’m going to get all day. So let’s hope Sofia keeps this up, because my doctor said I need to exercise at least 15 minutes each day. And so far, 45 seconds is still my personal best.

         
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Sasha Cohen Does Sexy Yoga

January 21st, 2015

Here’s one of my favorite Olympians Sasha Cohen practicing one of my all-time favorite pastimes: bikini yoga. And I’m sorry, but I don’t know how they haven’t made this an Olympic sport by now. I mean, if they consider ice dancing a sport, why can’t this be one too? Anyway, if the IOC ever does come around, I just hope they pick me to be a judge. Sure, I don’t know the first thing about yoga, and I can’t even touch my toes, but I have years of experience judging women in bikinis. And that’s got to count for something, right?

         
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Man Farts On Dog

January 21st, 2015

Man Farts On Dog

This dog‘s reaction is priceless!

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Sarah Stephens Lingerie Pictures Are Awesome

January 21st, 2015

So unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to convince Sarah Stephens that dating a blogger could do wonders for her career, but on the brightside (for you guys, at least), the seriously underrated Aussie hottie delivered another impossibly hot photoshoot for Agent Provocateur. And I think after this latest one, Sarah might just be my favorite model the company’s ever had. And no, I’m not just saying that to try to convince her to sleep with me. I’m also saying it because I want these two to keep sending us more shoots like this.

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Lily Donaldson Is Launching Things!

January 21st, 2015

I have the memory of a goldfish, so I totally forgot where I know this Lily Donaldson hottie from, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that the leggy blonde is a hot model, and not a member of my mom’s bridge club. Anyway, according to my sources, the sexy Brit showed up for something called The Ocean Campaign launch gala, and that’s not the only thing Lily’s launching here, if you catch my drift. I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear. And hey, it even fits with the whole ocean theme. That was unintentional, I promise. I’m not that clever.

         
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Morena Baccarin Does Maxim Good

January 21st, 2015

Morena Baccarin

In case you can’t get your hands on a copy of the latest issue of Maxim Russia, don’t worry, I’ve got you guys covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this photoshoot Morena Baccarin did for the mag. And before you ask, I have no clue what the Brazilian hottie and American TV star is doing going topless for a Russian magazine, but I’m not complaining. If I’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that when it comes to pictures this hot, you don’t ask questions, you just shut up and enjoy them.

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