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Cat Door Fail

August 25th, 2015

I don’t think this cat really needed a cat door installed.

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Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

August 25th, 2015

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.

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Kangaroo Apocalypse

August 25th, 2015

I think I’d sh%t my pants!

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Catching Up With Courtney Stodden

August 25th, 2015

Courtney Stodden

I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in a while, and I don’t know about you guys, but I was starting to wonder what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and look into it myself — aka creep her Instagram. And here’s what that serious investigative journalism turned up: a whole bunch of crazy-hot selfies, bikini and lingerie pictures. So, does my Pulitzer come in the mail or do I have to go somewhere to pick it up?

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Karrueche Tran’s Sweet Booty In Leggings

August 25th, 2015

Karrueche Tran

Even though I’m technically a celebrity blogger, I try not to follow any of that celebrity gossip crap, so instead I can focus on more important things: like hot nobody Karrueche Tran heading out in leggings. But according to my sources, her d-bag ex Chris Brown is supposedly sending her “expensive gifts” these days, and since I don’t want to see her getting back together with that guy, I guess I’ll have to step my game up and send Karrueche a little something myself. Let’s see, I think I’ve got a couple Burger King coupons that haven’t expired yet. Hey, don’t laugh, that may not sound like an expensive gift to you, but those currently account for like 10% of my net worth.

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Tila Tequila Is The Original Social Media Queen

August 25th, 2015

Tilla Tequila

I haven’t done a post on Tila Tequila in years. To be honest, I kind of forgot all about her. But turns out, one of the original hot nobodies is still working hard as a professional Instagram model these days. And also, apparently as a phone sex operator, which I’m guessing is the usual career path for most social media “stars” today. Anyway, I’d test her services out myself for “research,” but my mom’s a real stickler when it comes to checking the phone bill.

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Daily Tuna

August 25th, 2015

-Cindy Crawford and her lucky bastard husband
-OMG! Find me this girl and make her my wife!
-Avril and Taylor make a great pair
-Back boobage video

-Fergie has a juicy booty
-Super sexy fit chicks
Bouncy boobs!
-Dani Thorne in a bra is pure hotness

Anais Pouliot Picture Moment

August 25th, 2015

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Canned Tuna

August 24th, 2015

Taylor Swift Does Matt LeBlanc (DLISTED)
Lady Gap Is Still Awesome! (The Chive)

Kristen Stewart Caught Smiling! (Lainey Gossip)
Larry Flynt: ‘Kylie Jenner’s Ass Isn’t Worth $10 Million’ (The Superficial)

Kris Jenner and Jennifer Lawrence In Bed Together! (Fishwrapper)
Alessandra Ambrosio Because She Is Amazing (Moe Jackson)

Kristen Stewart Gets All Dolled Up And Drop Dead Sexy! (Popholic)
Karlie Kloss Has Awesome Legs (Egotastic)

Courtney Stodden Failing Miserably But Still Hot (WWTDD)

Vanessa Hudgens’ Cleavage Show

August 24th, 2015

Vanessa Hudgens

I was just saying the other week how much I missed Vanessa Hudgens and how I was hoping we’d start seeing more of her again. And now here she is at something called the Industry Dance Awards. Sure, it’s not exactly what I had in mind — I was picturing a lot more skin, and maybe a beach trip or two, but hey, she’s still looking pretty sexy, so I’ll take it. Enjoy.

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Lex Tweerks To “Can’t Feel My Face”

August 24th, 2015

Because I love this girl, here is her latest twerking video.

Sarah Hyland Double Fists

August 24th, 2015

Sarah Hyland

If I know my readers, I’m guessing this probably isn’t what you were hoping for when you read that headline. Sorry to disappoint you perverts. But on the plus side, at least Sarah Hyland‘s looking pretty sexy in these shots. Now I’ve just gotta find out what Starbucks she goes to. Here’s hoping I haven’t been banned from it for violating their no pants, no service policy yet. That really  Fingers crossed!

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Hailey Baldwin In A Tight White Tank Top

August 24th, 2015

Hailey Baldwin

Here’s Hailey Baldwin out walking around New York with her mom and showing why she’s my favorite Baldwin these days. And after this leg show Hailey put on, I’m seriously considering asking her to be my next future ex-wife. I figure she’s hot enough that it’d be worth the crazy ex-in-laws that come with her.

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Foo Fighters Rick Roll Westboro Baptist Church

August 24th, 2015

Here is a video of the Foo Fighters trolling anti-gay American Westboro Church.

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