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Аnastasia Verbovaia Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

January 13th, 2017

I know Friday the 13ths are supposed to be unlucky or whatever, but it’s a good thing I’m not superstitious. Because it’s looking like I’m going to have to go out and buy a whole bunch of lottery tickets this afternoon. See, I just found my latest Russian future ex-wife Аnastasia Verbovaia on Instagram, and there’s no way I can afford her on my blogger salary alone. So enjoy the pictures, and wish me luck!

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Victoria Germyn Is Amazing

January 13th, 2017

Victoria Germyn

Since you guys obviously seemed to dig those pictures I put up of Victoria Germyn last week, I figured I’d go ahead and look for a new photoshoot from the blonde bikini model for us all to enjoy. Well, technically, I was looking for her phone number so I could see if she was interested in signing up for a new agent/blogger boyfriend, but whatever, this is the next best thing, right?

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Kate Upton Does Love Magazine

January 13th, 2017

Kate Upton

Just when I thought this LOVE Advent crap was finally finished, I see they just put a new video starring Kate Upton. Do these guys not know how an advent calendar works? Pretty sure they’re not supposed to last into the second week in January. Anyway, I guess I can’t really complain, considering it’s just Kate’s giant cleavage playing hide and seek with the camera, making this probably the best video they made all year. Took them long enough.

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Selena Gomez’s InstaThong!

January 13th, 2017

Selena Gomez

I always thought blogging was a great job, considering I don’t ever actually have to get out of bed for work and get paid to look at pictures of hotties in bikinis 5 days a week. But then I saw Selena Gomez‘s latest Instagram post and I think I finally found my true calling: being Selena’s personal thong photographer. First off, my phone takes great photos, and second, I guarantee I can do a better job than this dude. He’s getting the angle all wrong. Now, where do I send my resume?

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Celebs Will Survive Cause They Are Rich

January 13th, 2017

Not to get political, but when you have celebrities who probably have a combined net-worth of 400 million singing “I Will Survive” to Donald Trump, pretty much explains why Hilary Clinton loss. Now I’m a Canadian so I don’t really care who runs the USA. That said, I didn’t like either candidate, however liberals really need to suck it up and move on. It’s pathetic already.

Meet Super Hot Instagram Model Helen Owen

January 13th, 2017

Helen Owen

Ready to meet another crazy-hot Instagram model with over a million followers and zero work experience? According to my research, Helen Owen here has a perfect body and an even more perfect life, and probably hasn’t had to work a real job a day in her life. Well, unless you count posing in a bikini in some new, exotic location after getting flown out on someone else’s dime. I take it back. That must be a hard life.

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Daily Tuna

January 13th, 2017

Alina Boyko Picture Moment

January 13th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

January 12th, 2017

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Sexy In Bahamas (TMZ)
Is Selena Gomez Getting Down And Dirty (Lainey Gossip)

Ashley Graham Purple Lingerie (Egotastic)
Megyn Kelly’s Butt Is Making Me Think Bad Thoughts (The Superficial)

Kirsten Dunst And Jesse Plemons May Be Getting Married In Real-Life (DLISTED)

Julianne Hough Is So Friggin’ Tight (MoeJackson)
Jessica Biel Unleashes Her Bootylicious Booty Curves! (Popoholic)

Jessica Hart Making Thirty Work (WWTDD)
Nina Dobrev Deserves Better Than This (IDLYITW)

Anyuta Rai Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

January 12th, 2017

Anyuta Rai

You guys have probably noticed that I’ve been treating Instagram like my own personal mail-order catalogue lately when it comes to Russian hotties. And even though I can’t afford any of them on a blogger salary, I still like to check out the pictures to see what I’m missing. So here’s our latest model, Anyuta Rai. I’m pretty sure she’s out of my price range, but hey, a guy can still dream, right?

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Vita Sidorkina Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 12th, 2017

Vita Sidorkina

Not sure if you guys remember, but for a while there, I was crushing pretty hard on Vita Sidorkina. Anyway, then we went a few months without any new pictures from the Russian Victoria’s Secret hottie, and I had to move on. But seeing this latest lingerie shoot from Vita is definitely bringing all those old feelings rushing right back to my pants region. What? Were you expecting me to say my heart? Gross. What kind of a sicko do you think I am?

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Wardrobe Fight

January 12th, 2017

These two ladies need a bedroom. Can you imagine two men having this same issue at work?

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Hilary Duff’s Sweetness In Cosmo

January 12th, 2017

Hilary Duff

I guess we’re not the only ones who’ve been digging Hilary Duff‘s bikini-fueled hotness comeback lately, because according to my sources, our former #1 MILF just made the cover of Cosmopolitan this month. And I’ve got all the pictures right here, so you guys don’t have to buy a copy in a brown paper bag, or hang around outside the 7-Eleven asking adults to go in and buy one for you. You’re welcome.

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Snow Day At The Zoo

January 12th, 2017

Even though I am not a fan of zoos, these furry dudes seem like they have it made.

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