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Instagram Model Joy Corrigan Works It Good

May 15th, 2017

Joy Corrigan

Remember how, if you wanted to be a professional hot nobody back in the day, you had to try to get the paparazzi to follow you around to do bikini “yoga” in the park, or do some kind of stupid topless publicity stunt? Well, nowadays all you have to do is sign up for Instagram, and post daily bikini pictures. Like professional Insta-model Joy Corrigan here. I don’t know how well it works, or if it makes Joy any more famous than those other nobodies, but it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow.

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Kara Del Toro In A Bikini Is Heaven

May 15th, 2017

Kara Del Toro

Every time I do a post on Kara Del Toro, I always start daydreaming about how great it would be to start some kind of weekly feature on her and her bikini body. But for whatever reason, her manager hasn’t been responding to any of my tweets or emails. I thought I made them an offer she couldn’t refuse, but I guess maybe they’re holding out for 20 Burger King coupons a week instead of just 10. Anyway, I’m going to keep negotiating. And in the meantime, you guys enjoy this latest round of bikini pictures I was able to put together for free.

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Daily Tuna

May 15th, 2017

Canned Tuna

May 12th, 2017

Another Hot Chick Who Works Hard In Life (TMZ)
Wow! Miley Is Now Super Cute (Lainey Gossip)

Kelly Clarkson Is Joining “The Voice” And Not “American Idol” (DLISTED)
This No Talent Needs To Go Away (TooFab)

Sexy Russian Singer At The Beach (MoeJackson)
Ariel Winter Gets Her Booty On (Popoholic)

Emma Watson Stone Cold Annoying (WWTDD)
Hot Mom Jenna Dewan Tight Leggings For Danskin Pimping Time (Egotastic)

Elsa Hosk Is So How She Will Blow Your Pants Off

May 12th, 2017

I know I rag on all those Insta-wannabes out there pretending to be professional models, but I never really thought about the flipside to that: like the fact that now real supermodels can be amateur Instagram models too, and give us daily bikini updates instead of just having to wait for their latest Victoria’s Secret photoshoots. So here’s some new Elsa Hosk bikini goodness, and now I just feel bad for all the Insta-hotties out there who have to try to compete with this. Yow!

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How To Escape The Cops

May 12th, 2017

This is pretty damn brilliant!

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Future Ex-Russian Bride Valenti Vi Makes A Hottie Comeback

May 12th, 2017

Valenti Vi

Last time I did a post on Valenti Vi, I said she just might be the hottest Russian in the world. Or at least, the hottest Russian mail-order bride Instagram model. Anyway, now that I’ve had the chance to check out a second round of pictures from this hottie, I’ve decided that maybe I was a little too quick to make that call last time. And I think I need to spend some more time with Valenti’s Instagram just to be 100% sure. I figure another 30-45 seconds ought to do it.

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Ariel Winter’s HUGE Boobs On Kimmel

May 12th, 2017

Ariel Winter

According to my sources, Ariel Winter took that massive cleavage of hers on Jimmy Kimmel last night to talk about… yeah, I have no idea. I tried watching the video and couldn’t make it more than 30, 45 seconds. Also, I had it on mute and kept trying to pause at all the good parts. But feel free to try and break my record and report back. Good luck!

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Miley Cyrus’ New Song Sucks. Music Video Somewhat Hot!

May 12th, 2017

Miley Cyrus

OK, so I know that Miley Cyrus is doing her best to convince us all that she’s “changed” for some reason. Which I don’t really get, because I always loved Miley and her topless, attention-seeking tongue action. But hey, whatever helps you sell records to Middle America, I guess. Anyway, here’s the video for her new single “Malibu,” and I’m happy to report that it’s still got something in there for us fans of the old Miley, like a couple booty shots and some underboob action. I’m glad to see at least some things never change. Phew.

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Daily Tuna

May 12th, 2017

Alina Boyko Picture Moment

May 12th, 2017
         
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Canned Tuna

May 11th, 2017

Ashley Graham Sheer Fatness (TMZ)
Don’t Come For Katy Perry (Lainey Gossip)

Katy Perry Recorded A Song With Calvin Harris For His New Album (DLISTED)
Miley Cyrus Blacklash (TooFab)

Victoria Justice Is A Big Girl (MoeJackson)
Elle Fanning Flashes Some Sexy Braless Bosom Action ! (Popoholic)

Kendall Jenner Pulling Back On KUWTK (WWTDD)
Ashley Graham Nude In Case You MissedIt (IDLYITW)

Larsa Pippen Sexy Bikini Mama In Miami (Egotastic)

Bella Thorne Works Her Boobs

May 11th, 2017

Bella Thorne

One of the things I love about Bella Thorne is that even if the rest of the hottie world is going through a slow news day, Bella’s always doing something newsworthy. And by that I mean posting more daily hotness on Snapchat. So here’s her latest below, and the only way this could’ve been better was if she remembered to forget to wear pants. But who knows, maybe she’s just saving that for later. You’d better stay tuned for more developments on this very important breaking story just in case.

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Romee Strijd Needs Some Hotness Direction

May 11th, 2017

Romee Strijd

I don’t know whose “bright” idea it was to have Romee Strijd, AKA one of the world’s best bikini models, do a beach photoshoot where she’s mostly covered up in some oversized sweater, but whoever it was, they should be fired immediately. And replaced by me, naturally. Don’t laugh. I’ve got some great photoshoot ideas. Granted, they mostly involve trampolines and hand-bras, but hey, don’t knock it until you try it.

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