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Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring Snap

April 18th, 2017

Bella Thorne

Well folks, it finally happened. After all those days, weeks, months of me trying to get definitive visual confirmation of Bella Thorne‘s new nipple ring, she finally went ahead and showed it off on Snapchat. It’s an Easter miracle! …That’s a thing, right? Either way, if anyone out there’s still doubting that Bella is the #1 Snapchatter of all-time, I think this officially settles it. Bravo.

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Sophie Simmons Is Working Social Media In Her Bra And Panties

April 18th, 2017

Sophie Simmons

I know sometimes I like to rag on Sophie Simmons, and point out that she’s really only C-list “famous” because her dad is Gene Simmons. But then I remember that things like the fact that long tongues probably run in the family and I run a website that could help her wannabe modeling career, and you know, maybe I was wrong about all of that… Because after these latest shots, I think Sophie’s definitely got a promising future. Or at least, I’d be willing to see what me and the Little Tuna could do to help out. Call me!

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Hailey Baldwin’s Topless Profile

April 18th, 2017

Hailey Baldwin

Don’t let this Elle picture fool you. Hailey Baldwin may be getting a couple real gigs these days, but that’s just a side job to her main business: giving us pants fires via social media. And look, I know Hailey really wants to be taken seriously as a real supermodel, but there’s nothing wrong with just being a professional Instagram model. It’s a totally respectable line of work. Sure, it’s not like being a doctor or a lawyer, but coming from a professional T&A blogger, it’s definitely pretty important in my book.

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Canned Tuna

April 17th, 2017

Katy Perry Can’t Stay Silent (DLISTED)
Reese Witherspoon Is Looking Cute (Lainey Gossip)

Hannah Lee Fowler Is A Pretty Lady (TooFab)
Babes At Coachella! (TMZ)

Charlize Theron‘s Sexy leg Show (Moe Jackson)
Paris Jackson Gives The Finger, Shows Off Her Awesome Booty… Dayuuuuuuuumn! (Popholic)

Hot Booties On Hot Celebrities (Egotastic)
Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Bod (WWTDD)

Emily Ratajkowski Works It Real Good

April 17th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

Because no holiday weekend would be complete without new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showing off her booty (and/or bikini body), here’s a quick update from everyone’s favorite professional Instagram model: she went to Coachella and looked super hot doing it. Big surprise, right? Anyway, since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I decided I’d go ahead and add on one of her photoshoots to this post too. That way, everybody goes home happy. Especially the Little Tuna. Enjoy.

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Show

April 17th, 2017

Alexis Ren

I hope you guys all had a good Easter weekend. Personally, I celebrated the way I always do: by having a big dinner and good times with family and friends sitting in my mom’s basement creeping hotties’ social media. It’s a treasured, time-honored tradition. And it’s a good thing I didn’t skip out this year, because otherwise I would’ve missed these great shots from my #1 favorite InstaHottie Alexis Ren. So you’re welcome. Happy Easter Alexis Ren Hotness Appreciation Day, everyone.

         
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Ariel Winter Sl%ts Up Coachella With Some Underboob

April 17th, 2017

Ariel Winter

According to my sources, Coachella started up again over the weekend, which is pretty exciting stuff. Not because I’m into the lineup of acts who were performing or anything. But I’m very into the lineup of hot nobodies going there to get photographed by the paps. For instance, here’s Ariel Winter showing off some serious underboob and bikini action, and getting a standing ovation from me and the Little Tuna. Encore!

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Victoria Justice Does Coachella In Short Shorts

April 17th, 2017

Victoria Justice

I know Victoria Justice never misses a Coachella weekend, because I never miss the pictures of her dressing like a sexy wannabe hippie to pretend to listen to music. It’s kind of our annual tradition. You know, like her pretending I don’t exist, or not to receive any of my monthly Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, here’s to another successful year. Enjoy.

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Daily Tuna

April 17th, 2017

Canned Tuna

April 14th, 2017

Joanna Krupa In A Little Bikini (TMZ)
Wow! Jennifer Aniston Is Now An Old Bag (Lainey Gossip)

Jennifer Garner Has Actually Filed For Divorce From Ben Affleck (DLISTED)
Olivia Wilde With A Loser (TooFab)

Sara Sampaio Is One Hot Piece (MoeJackson)
Selena Gomez Leggy Goodness (Popoholic)

Melania Trump Dicked Over (WWTDD)
Gigi Hadid Found Grunge On Spotify (IDLYITW)

Lourdes Leon Shredded Shorts For Booty Peeks (Egotastic)

Candice Swanepoel Is A Booty Tease

April 14th, 2017

Candice Swanepoel

I just went back and checked, and this is the first post I’ve done on Candice Swanepoel in months. Practically a full year. And I think that tells you all you really need to know about the state of the modeling business right now. When we get weekly photoshoots from wannabe fake models like Bella Hadid and go months without any new pictures from an actual stone-cold super-hottie like Candice, something is seriously wrong with this business. And here’s hoping it corrects itself soon, because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’d love to see more where these came from on a weekly daily hourly basis.

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Jessica Lee Buchanan Will Blow Your Pants Off

April 14th, 2017

Jessica Lee Buchanan

Pretty sure I’ve introduced you guys to Jessica Lee Buchanan here before, but just in case you’re still sleeping on this South African hottie, here’s another chance to correct that before its too late. With a bikini body this good, I’m surprised Jessica hasn’t become a household name yet, but I figure if I keep doing flattering posts on her killer bikini photoshoots, eventually she’ll agree to go on a date with me people will start taking notice. Fingers crossed!

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Rita Ora Is Fit As F%ck

April 14th, 2017

Rita Ora

If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave Shape Magazine some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow!

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