First there was Miley Cyrus‘ Hannah Montana. Now it’s Amber Montana carrying on the proud teenage troublemaking tradition over on Nickelodeon. And I’ll spare you perverts from having to do the mental math: Amber’s still only 17, which means you should keep it moving. And you might want to also go ahead and set the parental controls on your TV to block Nickelodeon from now, just to be safe.
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Once again, Conan proves he is the best late night talk show. Watch him get schooled by a German sheppard.
Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still working hard to try to land a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy, and that’s great news for the rest of us. Because that means Sara’s Instagram is still an instant pants fire. So here’s a look at some of her latest shots. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a trip to the bank to see if they’ll let me take out a massive loan… Because I just found the perfect investment.
Anybody here remember Torrie Wilson? You know, she’s the former WWE hottie who left professional wrestling and became A-Rod’s professional “girlfriend.” Well, looks like she also left the beard business, because apparently Torrie’s single again. And I’m guessing that’s why she was at the Fifty Shades of Black premiere last night, to look for a new boyfriend. Anyway, I’m probably not Torrie’s type, aka I’m not rich enough, but if she’s willing to take on a charity case, consider me interested. Especially after these pictures.
In case you missed it, Neighbors 2 was already my most anticipated movie of the year based solely on the fact that Chloe Grace Moretz shows up in a bikini in it. But now the trailer’s come out, and I found out that Selena Gomez also shows up in a bikini. So I think it’s safe to say that this film is guaranteed to sweep the Oscars next year. And/or get me kicked out of my local movie theater. Can’t wait.
Today’s InstaBabe is Russian model Natalie Golba, and I’m pretty sure her Instagram counts as one of the country’s finest exports. Because trust me, one look at Natalie’s pictures, and you won’t be able to get enough of her. So enjoy these to start, then head over and start scrolling. You just might want to make sure you clear the rest of your schedule for the day first…
I thought the name Veronica Dunne sounded familiar, and turns out, I have done a post on this blonde cutie before. Apparently she’s the star of some Disney Channel show, but before you try to flush your laptop, don’t worry, she’s 20. Which means you perverts can enjoy these shots of Veronica at the world premiere of The Finest Hours in LA without worrying about getting arrested. Well, almost. You still have to watch out for public indecency. Nobody’s going to buy that you took your pants off to “get some air.” Trust me, I’ve tried. It doesn’t end well.
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella out walking around LA, and I don’t know how I never noticed it before, but the Hudgens sisters are basically the poor man’s version of Gigi and Bella Hadid. Neither of them seem to have real jobs, and they both spend the better part of their days walking around for the paps. The only difference is that Gigi and Bella wear real clothing, and Vanessa and Stella dress like dirty hippies. Hmm, so I guess they’re more like the homeless version of the Hadids. Either way, I think these two could use a shower. And I’d be happy to offer mine. As soon as I finish setting up all the cameras.
Here’s two of my favorite leggy blondes, Irish model Vogue Williams and future ex-Mrs. Tuna Kimberley Garner, looking mighty tasty at a screening of some new movie called Eating Happiness in London. And speaking of good eating, I think I just found my new dream meal: making a Tuna sandwich with these two. I don’t know about you, but I’m drooling just thinking about it…