I know I like to make fun of Kylie Jenner for being a teenage old lady, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, I think she finally found the perfect gig: no, not trying to lock down 20-something sugar daddies. Modeling sunglasses. Because apparently when you hide Kylie’s face, you pay more attention to the rest of her. I know it’s 90% plastic, but for some reason, I don’t seem to mind.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really loving this new gig for Katrina Bowden. It’s like she was born to be a professional bikini nobody. I don’t know why her parents bothered wasting all that time on acting lessons. But I guess being an “Instagram model” just wasn’t as much of a respectable career path back then.
–Abigail Ratchford works it real good
–Wow! Check out theses bums
–Gal Gadot in a little bikini
–Miranda Kerr in panties
–Kate Beckinsale’s daughter in a bikini
–Rita Ora pokies
–Rihanna gets down and dirty
–Instagram babe Jennifer
–Batgirl Vs Wonder Woman
Booty Competition (TMZ)
Hilary Duff Busts Out Her Massive Cleavage (Popoholic)
I know there’s bigger name hotties out there, but for my money, Alexis Ren is still one of the hottest women on Snapchat. Not to mention one of the hardest-working. But if you don’t believe me, just check out these latest videos she shared. Oh, and be careful not to sprain your thumb from hitting the “Follow” button too hard.
I’m going to be honest: I had no clue who Madelaine Petsch is, or what the cute ginger was doing getting her very own photoshoot in some men’s mag. At first, I thought maybe she was another rich kid with famous parents, like 90% of the “models” out there these days. But then I did some heavy duty, intense 30 seconds of research, and it turns out she’s just some actress who’s on Riverdale. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go spend 30-45 more seconds closely “examining” these pictures.
Listen, I love Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat as much as the next red-blooded dude with a phone and an unlimited data plan, but I’m starting to get a little worried that Bella might be running out of ideas. Because the past few days, we got her eating a burger in a bikini, and sexy dancing at an EDM show (both great), but now all we’ve got is her showing off her nipple ring for the 20th time. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll definitely take it, but if you ask me, Bella needs to stay working hard to make sure her Snapchat act doesn’t get stale. I figure a few “accidental” topless selfies would probably do the trick. Hint hint.
I’ve got some good news and some
bad even better news for you perverts: first off, I’ve got another round of Victoria Justice bikini pictures that I creeped borrowed from her Snapchat for you guys today. And even better, this time there’s no dudes screwing up the view. I’d call that a win-win. Enjoy!
Charlize Theron Has Only Hit Two Women In Her Life and One Was Teri Hatcher (TooFab)
Demi Rose Wore This Sexy Dress (IDLYITW)
Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
I guess Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.