I’ve made fun of Charlotte McKinney in the past for not being a real model, but she’s been everywhere these last few months. And now here she is going topless and looking smoking hot in GQ‘s Comedy issue. So I guess the joke’s on me. And I’ve never been so happy to admit I was wrong. Enjoy.
- Charlie Riina Is The Hottest Girl I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life!
- Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World
- The Greatest Viral Video Of All-time!
- Sarah Stephens Just Blew My Mind
- Lindsay Hancock In The Sexiest Selfie Prank Video Of All-time
- Luci Ford Just Won The Super Bowl
- Creeping Hunter Aka Haley King's Twitter Account
- Sara Malakul Lane's Super Hot Lingerie Video
- 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Just yesterday, I was talking about how much I loved Lily Donaldson and her tasty coconuts, and then she goes and shows them off at the Paper Towns premiere in New York, right on cue. So now I’m wondering if the same thing will happen if I write about how much I love the British hottie’s booty… Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Cross your fingers.
I pretty much fell in love with Russian model Tanya Mityushina here the very first time I saw her, and OK, so I know I say that about a lot of hotties, but whatever. That doesn’t make our love any less real. Well, except for the fact that she probably still doesn’t know I exist. Anyway, I haven’t seen Tanya in a while, but then she showed up to DIRECTV’s Dark Places premiere looking red hot, and all those old feelings came flooding back… to my pants region. And if that’s not true love, then I guess I don’t know what is.
Here’s teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne out with that dirty old man she’s dating, and I just don’t get it. I would’ve figured Chris Hansen would’ve showed up by now. Unless, between this dress and that pool party, it’s all some kind of dirty trick to get me to write something that’ll land me on a government watch list. Well, I’m not falling for it. I’m not that dumb. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t the punchline. Ah, screw you guys. Let’s all just forget it and move on.
I didn’t realize Xenia Deli ever left the beach, but here she is at the premiere of DIRECTV’s Dark Places (whatever that is) in LA. And while I’m not used to seeing Xenia wearing nearly this much clothing, as far as I’m concerned, she’d still be one of the hottest women on the planet even if she was wearing nothing but a garbage bag. …Especially if it was one of those clear plastic ones.
I don’t know if my eyes are just playing tricks on me or what, but I’ve been studying these pictures of Casey Batchelor at the #AGOODSUMMERPARTY in London for a good 30-45 seconds now, and in some of them her dress looks yellow. And in others, I swear it’s orange. So either it’s just some optical illusion like that blue and black dress thing, or Casey’s funbags are so gigantic, it’ll straight-up mess with your brain. And given the fact that I can’t seem to stop drooling, I’m betting it’s the latter…
I was gonna say that it seems a little early for Arianny Celeste to be putting out a 2016 calendar, considering it’s still only July. But then I saw the pictures, and you know what? I take it all back. Because they’re so hot, I’m going to want to spend a whole lot more than 12 months staring at these. So we might as well get started now. Enjoy.
Julia Pereira Belongs In A Bikini (The Superficial)
Courtney Stodden Because She A Dirty Girl (Fishwrapper)
It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new bikini goodness from instant pants fire Deborah Mace, so I figured I should probably do a little research and check out what the French hottie’s been up to lately. And as far as I can tell from
creeping studying her Instagram, Deborah’s been traveling the world taking insanely hot selfies. So, in other words, nothing she couldn’t do from the comfort of home. Or my mom’s basement. I’m just saying, think about it. Sightseeing’s overrated. And besides, the only sight I’m interested in seeing more of is Deborah in a bikini.
We all know that being a DJ is the biggest scam ever and requires very little talent, but this dude is truly the most talented DJ I’ve ever seen.