I’m pretty sure you guys already know that Xenia Deli is the hottest woman on the planet, but this latest beach photoshoot of hers ought to come with a Surgeon General’s Warning or something. Because I’m pretty sure that seeing Xenia wearing nothing but sand can cause severe pants discomfort and instant overheating. So just make sure to take proper precautions and keep an ice pack and/or fire extinguisher on hand before you look at these. And remember, I can’t be held responsible for any damage that occurs to your pants region.
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I want you guys to meet my latest crush, Danielle Campbell. According to my sources, she’s on some CW show and used to be a Disney star or something, but don’t worry, she’s 21. I double-checked. She’s also looking super hot going on a Starbucks run in LA. Which is ironic, because trying to properly enjoy these pictures of Danielle enjoying her coffee is probably going to get me kicked out of this Starbucks. I tried telling that to these baristas, but I guess some people don’t understand irony. Or the idea that the customer is always right. Especially when he says he needs to remove his pants for medical reasons, like severe overheating of the pants region. It’s a real medical condition, I swear.
Jennifer Lawrence is London right now for the UK premiere of her new movie X-Men: Apocalypse, and I’m sure that news has to be getting some of you nerds pretty excited. Well, me too. Not because I care about the superhero movie or anything, but because it means we’ll be getting a bunch more pictures of Jennifer’s sweet cleavage between now and then. Can’t wait!
I know I’ve been a little rough on Charlotte McKinney in the past, calling her a glorified Hooters waitress and a wannabe model and all that. But after these latest bikini shots from the busty blonde, I take it all back. She’s clearly very talented. Especially between her shoulders and her stomach. And because I’m such a nice guy, I’d love to take Charlotte out motorboating to make it up to her. Call me!
So I was all set to enjoy these shots of Chloe Grace Moretz taking the paps for a walk in New York, but then I just found out she’s apparently dating somebody. And not just anybody, but Victoria Beckham‘s kid. How lucky can one dude get? First, he gets to motorboat my favorite Spice Girl as a baby, and now that he’s all grown up, he gets to date this hottie? Life just isn’t fair sometimes.
In case you missed it, I’m pretty sure Olivia Munn did something to her face recently. That or I’ve always been too distracted by her cleavage to pay attention to what she actually looks like from the neck up. Either way though, I’ve gotta admit Olivia’s looking pretty good at the X-Men: Apocalypse premiere in London. It’s not quite bobbing for hot dogs for attention good, but now that she’s a “serious actress” who does “serious movies” about giant blue mutants fighting each other, I’ll take what I can get from Olivia these days. Enjoy!
In case you needed more proof that women’s mags are 20 times hotter than those so-called “men’s” magazines these days, here’s a sneak peek at Selena Gomez‘s latest shoot for Marie Claire, thanks to this behind-the-scenes video. And I’m pretty sure this is already hotter than anything Maxim‘s done all year. Enjoy.
I know I always get a little cynical whenever I see an Instagram model trying to make the transition to becoming a real model, but if you ask me, Bryana Holly here is doing it the right way. And no, I don’t mean through hard work and dedication. I mean through looking smoking hot in lingerie and bikini photoshoots. Duh. Enjoy.
I’m still not sure what Katie Cassidy does besides take vacations to Miami and spend most of her days in a bikini. It’s a life that if I had more successful parents I could have had too! As you guys know, yesterday was mother’s day, so mom if you are reading this, thanks for nothing.
Here’s my favorite former Dancing With the Stars nobody Julianne Hough out taking those cute little puppies of hers for a walk. Oh, and her dog too, I guess. Anyway, I don’t know about you guys, but getting a peek at Julianne’s sexy stomach here is making me miss the days when she used to show off way more skin on the dance floor. And it’s a shame. She’s way too hot to be wasting her retirement walking around in baggy sweats like this.