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Madison Beer Is A Singer Now?

March 27th, 2018

Madison Beer

Breaking news! Not only is Madison Beer a major up-and-coming professional Instagram model and Snapchat star, apparently she’s also trying to become a singer. And I don’t get it. When I said I hoped she became the “next Bella Thorne“, I meant that she’d spend 90% of her day posting topless selfies on social media, not that she’d pretend to become a pop star and record sh%tty music.

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Christina Aguilera Looks Amazing In Paper Magazine

March 27th, 2018

Christina Aguilera

How old is Christina Aguilera these days? In her 40s? All I know is, I haven’t done a post on her in forever, so she’s got to be getting up there. Anyway, I just double-checked and turns out she’s only 37, but that’s practically ancient in pop star years. Luckily, somebody at Paper got Xtina to do a photoshoot for their cover for some reason, and she’s looking better than I’ve seen her in years. Maybe this is the start of her big hotness comeback? Hey, it worked for Britney.

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Sara Sampaio Is A Workout

March 27th, 2018

Sara Sampaio

I don’t love the whole ’80s look, but otherwise I’m really digging this new workout-themed photoshoot from Sara Sampaio. Mostly because I like pretty much any/every new set of pictures we get from the Victoria’s Secret hottie/professional pants fire. But also because she’s showing off those long legs of hers. So I guess it’s creeping on legs day.

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Is 20, Has A Baby And Is A Role Model

March 27th, 2018

Kylie Jenner

So, just to recap for all you out there who are lucky enough not to have to follow this horrible family as part of your job: Kylie Jenner is 20 now, just had her first kid and is already back to the family business, AKA spending all day showing off her plastic body on social media. At this rate, she’s going to be washed up by 23. Fingers crossed.

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Rachel Cook Picture Moment

March 27th, 2018
         
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Canned Tuna

March 26th, 2018

Stormy Daniels Claps Back at Fake Breast Tweet (TooFab)
Stormy Daniels Spanked And Banged Trump (TMZ)

Taylor Swift Is No Longer Apolitical (DLISTED)
Hailee Steinfeld Gets Leggy And Bootylicious In Skin-Tight Jeans! (Popoholic)

Bella Thorne Goodness (MoeJackson)

Britney Spears Being Taken To The Bank By Federline (WWTDD)
Gigi Hadid Smoldering Hot For Brooklyn Photo Shoot (Egotastic)

Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Rubdown

March 26th, 2018

Emily Ratajkowski

I’m 90% sure that Emily Ratajkowski is at work in these shots, and she doesn’t just spend her weekends topless and getting rubbed down by douches in tracksuits. And yes, I’m extremely jealous of this dude. I didn’t even know “rubbing supermodels’ booties” was a thing you could apply for. But it’s 100% my dream job. I’d even be willing to work weekends, nights. Whatever it takes to get the job done.



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Bella Hadid Is Still Pretending To Be A Model

March 26th, 2018

Bella Hadid

Here’s Bella Hadid continuing to pretend to be a professional model, this time with some fashion shoot in an old diner. And I hope you guys are sitting down for this one, because it looks like Bella managed to do the impossible: she actually made a second face for once! She must’ve been working on this for weeks. Months even. Bravo.

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Bella Thorne Does Ping Pong Good

March 26th, 2018

Bella Thorne

Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why there’s all these shots of Bella Thorne playing ping pong in… well, I think it’s a swimsuit, but those don’t usually have polo collars and suspenders. Anyway, there is at least one thing I do know: Bella’s putting on one hell of a leg show here, and that’s the only thing that really matters to me. So just enjoy, OK?

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Elsa Hosk Because She Is Amazing

March 26th, 2018

Elsa Hosk

Elsa Hosk has been doing this modeling thing for years, and for some reason, I still think she’s kind of underrated. Well, that’s all stopping today. Because if you can look at this booty and still not be completely obsessed with her, then you need to make an appointment with your doctor to get your eyes checked ASAP, because there’s clearly something seriously wrong with them.

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Canned Tuna

March 23rd, 2018

Aubrey O’Day Needs Attention (TMZ)
Daddy Spears Is Bringing Uncle Sam Into The K-Fed Child Support Drama (DLISTED)

Monster Kardashian In Lingerie (TooFab)
Bella Thorne Gets Ultra Leggy In Naughty Fishnet Stockings (Popoholic)

Rita Ora Goodness (MoeJackson)

Amber Turner In A Little Bikini (WWTDD)
Charlie Riina Shows Her Assets In Sexy Auto Body Photo Shoot (Egotastic)

Kate Upton’s Funbags In A Bikini, For The Weekend

March 23rd, 2018

Kate Upton

Pretty sure these shots of Kate Upton practically busting out of her bikinis are from her latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue shoot, and listen, I know Kate’s not the big name A-list model she used to be, and maybe she put on a pound or two, but who cares? She’s still capable of giving me a major pants fire in five seconds or less. Yow! Enjoy.




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Dakota Fanning Is A Model Now Too

March 23rd, 2018

Dakota Fanning

For years now, I’ve been saying that Dakota Fanning should give up on that whole acting thing and just focus on becoming a model. Or at the very least, a professional Instagram hottie. Anyway, so I’m happy to report that Dakota’s finally following in her younger sister Elle‘s footsteps. Maybe next they can take a bikini vacation together. P.S. I’m available to tag along. My phone takes great pictures!

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is A Model Now

March 23rd, 2018

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Good news: looks like Chloe Grace Moretz is still trying to become a model, which means more new pictures of her looking super hot. This week, we’ve got her looking nice and leggy in some French fashion mag called L’Officiel. I thought the French were usually a little more risqué than this, but whatever, I’ll still take it. Enjoy.

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