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Calvin Klein Hired A Porn Star, Old Lady, Monster, Wannabe Model And Someone No One Cares About For Their Campaign

January 24th, 2018

Calvin Klein

It took me a second to realize that this was all the Kardashian/Jenner sisters lying on top of this blanket. For a while, I was trying to figure out why Calvin Klein would want to get a bunch of chubby nobodies and Kendall Jenner together to try to sell underwear. But then I took a closer look, and yup, that’s Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian. AKA Kendall and a bunch of chubby nobodies. Anyway, I still don’t see how this is supposed to sell Calvins, but maybe that’s why I’m just a blogger and not in marketing.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Still Trying Too Hard

January 24th, 2018

Jessica Lowndes

Last time we checked in on Jessica Lowndes, she was busy trying way too hard to become a professional Insta-hottie. But it looks like now maybe she’s given up on all that and decided to try to become professional arm candy for some rich billionaire instead. Because here she is on the cover of something called Luxury Life, and I’m not clear on whether it’s a magazine or a catalogue, but I’m definitely interested in finding out how much this would cost. My blogger salary may not be much, but I’ve saved a ton on rent living with my mom over the years.

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Bella Thorne Is A Hot And No Talent White Girl Rapper

January 24th, 2018

Bella Thorne

I’m gonna go ahead and warn you right now, before you click anything: if you try watching this video of Bella Thorne rapping — sorry, “rapping” — with these two douche losers with the sound on, it might do serious damage to your ability to get a pants fire. I recommend keeping it on mute and just skimming ahead to the good parts — AKA Bella showing off her chesticles — instead.

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Cara Delevingne Works It Good

January 24th, 2018

Cara Delevingne

Here’s a few shots of Cara Delevingne in a bikini from what I’m being told is one of her “movies” because she’s totally a “real” “actress” and not just another model who gets hired for movies because she looks good walking around in a bikini. Anyway, as an added bonus, there’s also a couple of Cara playing tennis in what’s got to be the best tennis outfit I’ve ever seen. Forget this acting crap. Maybe Cara should try becoming a professional tennis player instead.


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Stella Maxwell Is Smoking Hot For Vogue Thailand

January 24th, 2018

Stella Maxwell

I always wondered how foreign magazines manage to land photoshoots with Victoria’s Secret hotties like Stella Maxwell here. Do you think they offer to fly them out, or just get someone else to do the photoshoot and buy it from them? I guess what I’m really trying to ask is, if Vogue Thailand can convince Stella to take her top off, maybe I can too? Or maybe I can be the guy they hire to shoot these for them? My phone takes great pictures.

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DailyTuna

January 24th, 2018

Stephanie Smith Picture Moment

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Canned Tuna

January 23rd, 2018

Chelsea Johnson Is A Babe (TMZ)
Olivia Munn Assures Anna Faris And The World Via Instagram That She’s Not Boning Chris Pratt (DLISTED)

Kim Kardashian Unwittingly Forces LA Radio DJ to Get a Colonic (TooFab)

Selena Gomez Is A Cutie (MoeJackson)
Hailee Steinfeld Gives Us A Peek At Her Sexy Little Braless Cleavage (Popoholic)

Weinstein Too Wide For Porn Parody (WWTDD)
Jemma Lucy Flaunts Her Busty Workout Cleavage (Egotastic)

This Is Carrie Underwood’s Wrist (IDLYITW)

Romee Strijd’s Sweet UnderFunbag

January 23rd, 2018

Romee Strijd

I know some of you guys probably think I’m just some cranky loser with nothing better to do than sit in my mom’s basement and make fun of do-nothing hotties and chubby wannabes all day, and OK, you’re not wrong. But I can be nice sometimes too. For instance, here’s Romee Strijd, AKA one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret supermodels in the world, with some pants-meltingly hot new pictures. See? I actually contributed something positive to society for once. You’re welcome.

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Jasmine Tookes’ Booty Is Awesome

January 23rd, 2018

Jasmine Tookes

Because the only thing better than one booty is a whole bunch of them, here’s Jasmine Tookes and eight of her hot friends celebrating what I’m guessing is a bachelorette party by getting in matching swimsuits and giving themselves wedgies for the camera. And don’t worry, it doesn’t look like Jasmine’s the one getting married. I just double-checked and she’s still single, which means yours truly has still got a shot. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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Olivia Culpo Hotness Returns

January 23rd, 2018

Olivia Culpo

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a chance to do a new post on Olivia Culpo. I don’t know what happened, but it was like the former Miss Universe fell off the hottie map for a while. But the good new is, it looks like she’s back. And at first, I figured she’d just become a professional Instagram model or something, which seems like a good fit for a former beauty queen with no other real skills, but then I did some actual research and it turns out Olivia was just named one of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Rookies for 2018. And if that means more regularly-scheduled bikini shoots from this hottie, I can’t wait. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Is The New Ashley Graham

January 23rd, 2018

Kelly Brook

It pains me to say this, because me and Kelly Brook and the Little Tuna used to have hours minutes seconds of fun together back in the day… But I just came across a couple of Kelly’s latest Instagram shots, and the busty British hottie is starting to look more and more like Ashley Graham these days. AKA, her chest region isn’t the only place she’s plus size anymore. But on the plus side (get it?), maybe this means Kelly will finally take me up on that offer to have a pizza party in my sofa bed.

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Georgia Fowler Picture Moment

January 23rd, 2018
         
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Canned Tuna

January 22nd, 2018

OMG! Guess The Bikini Bod? (TMZ)
Scarlett Johansson Dragged James Franco At The Women’s March (DLISTED)

Ciara Boobies (TooFab)

Selena Gomez Is A Cutie (Moe Jackson)
Olivia Munn Busts Out Her Bootylicious Booty (Popoholic)

Now That Is A Sexy Outfit (Egotastic)
Lindsay Lohan As BatGirl? (WWTDD)

Katharine McPhee‘s Juicy Booty In A Swimsuit (TMZ)

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