So now that Alexis Ren has completed her big push for her fitness line, it is time for to get back to real work and that is giving men all over the world pant fires. Here are some new topless and super revealing shots of her. Man, this chick has really mastered combining the innocent and the slutty. She is a true talent!
Looks like Alexis Ren is not only an InstaHo, but now an entrepreneur. Here she is showcasing her own line of slutty fitness wear called REN. So guys, the next time you are at the gym and see some chick sporting Ren Wear or whatever it’s called, make sure you go up to her. Chances are she’s pretty dumb for paying 50 plus bucks for a sports bra and will accept a date from you.
I know that Alexis Ren is a big deal on Instagram, but does she make money? I’m betting her following is 85% male. Now unless she selling condoms, lube or a fleshlight, I can’t imagine money pouring in. I may be wrong, but I doubt a fashion brand is giving her one red cent since her target market is my penis and others like it. Anyway, whether she makes money or not she will definitely hook up with a very rich dude. So in the end, she will win.
As you guys have probably figured out by now, I love Alexis Ren. She’s hands down one of my favorite professional Insta-models. Dark hair, brown hair. Whatever. And you want to know what I like best about her? That she’s smoking hot, has a perfect body and when she shows it off I get a weird butterfly feeling in my pants region. And if that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what is.
dance let’s me express the emotions I suppress in everyday life. Here’s me being vulnerable af pic.twitter.com/2ypwWMKRLK
— Alexis Ren (@AlexisRenG) April 9, 2018
I have some big news to report you guys, and no, it’s not that we’ve got more bikini pictures from one of my favorite Insta-hotties. (Although that too.) See, I was looking at these shots of Alexis Ren pretty closely and noticed something: she dyed her hair. And actually, now that I think about it, I guess she might’ve done it earlier this week, but I was a little too distracted by all that sweet underboob action to notice. Anyway, it’s a little too early to say if Alexis is hotter with black hair, but be sure to stay tuned for updates on this very important story.
I’m not sure what Alexis Ren is teasing with this shot of her rocking some serious underboob in the shower, but I bet it’s gonna be good. Because even just this shot alone is enough to give me a major five-alarm pants fire. Also, I think maybe someone needs to teach Alexis how to use a shower properly, because she’s wearing way too much clothing here for it to work right. And I’d like to volunteer. I take at least one shower a week, so not to brag or anything, but yeah, I’m pretty experienced.
You guys probably heard by now that Alexis Ren was named the Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue Rookie of the Year for 2018 (mostly because I won’t stop doing posts about it). Anyway, apparently my favorite Insta-hottie did an Instagram post thanking a few people for believing in her, and it’s strange, but I don’t see my name in there. She must’ve accidentally hit the wrong button, or maybe she’s just saving her thank you for something a little more private. Yeah, that’s got to be it.
I know you guys think I’ve got a pretty sweet job, considering all I have to do is creep Instagram for pictures of hotties and crack dumb jokes five days a week. I don’t even have to get dressed. And normally, I’d agree with you. But after watching this behind-the-scenes video of Alexis Ren doing her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue photoshoot, I’m not sure so anymore. Because sure, I may get to enjoy the pictures, but these lucky bastards get a front row, hands-on seat. I think I got into the wrong line of work.
According to my sources, Danielle Herrington got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover this year, and don’t get me wrong, the former SI rookie is definitely a solid choice. But I’m sorry, how could they have looked at these pictures of Alexis Ren and not given her the cover instead? Because this is straight up bikini perfection. (As usual.) Alexis got robbed.
Looks like the rest of the world is finally starting to come around to something me and my readers have known for years: that Alexis Ren is one of the hottest models out there right now. And also that she was born to wear a bikini. Because according to my sources, Alexis was just named SI’s Rookie of the Year for the 2018 Swimsuit Issue. It’s about time!
As my regular readers know, I like to call Alexis Ren here the Hottest Woman on Instagram (TM), and for good reason. Her feed is so hot it’ll overheat your pants region and your phone. But apparently she’s trying to branch out these days, with her very own YouTube workout videos. And obviously, I’m no exercise expert (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure this video makes for better forearm and wrist exercise than an abs workout. Either way, enjoy!