I can’t believe Vogue is having an InstaModel on the cover of their magazine. The good thing is they managed to get Bella Hadid topless, however go look at some younger pics of her and you’ll notice that Bella must have had a lot of work done. So any young ugly ducklings who ever dreamed of being a model, just hope and pray you have a rich daddy to pay for all your plastic surgeries.
I really want to hate Bella Hadid because I know she is a product of a very wealthy dad, has had a lot of work done to look like she does and she really serves no purpose for anyone. That being said, she is a good Instamodel. I mean check out the talent she has eating that burger. Wow! They don’t teach that at school. Oh ya, she prob never went to school.
I’m not sure if these are old pictures of Bella Hadid, but if you are wondering how a socialite wannabe model figures a way not to have to ever work a real job, well now you know. Just reveal as much as you possibly can without pissing off your parents and lie naked on a bed exposing your sweet booty. Mission accomplished.
I know you guys probably think I don’t like Bella Hadid very much, considering I make fun of her for being an untalented rich kid in pretty much every post I do on her, but Bella Hadid topless is probably my favorite version of Bella Hadid. And my second favorite is Bella in a bikini. So these pictures are pretty good, considering. In fact, I won’t even point out how untalented of a “professional” model she is… Ah crap. Whoops.
I know some of you guys probably think I’m exaggerating or something when I say that Bella Hadid‘s only got one face she always makes for the cameras, so here’s a collection of shots that should prove it. We’ve got a bunch of different places, Instagram shots, pictures from professional photoshoots, underboob, a plane selfie, and just one face. I rest my case.
Here’s Bella Hadid continuing to pretend to be a professional model, this time with some fashion shoot in an old diner. And I hope you guys are sitting down for this one, because it looks like Bella managed to do the impossible: she actually made a second face for once! She must’ve been working on this for weeks. Months even. Bravo.
At first, I assumed these pictures had to be for some kind of photoshoot, because as far as I can tell, Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner don’t go topless unless they’re getting paid. (Trust me, I’ve asked a bunch of times.) But after looking at them again — and then a couple more times after that — I think they might just be on vacation. Unless rich kids get paid to do that too these days.
Here’s Bella Hadid showing off her signature resting b%tch face for that LOVE Advent video series — I guess they must have run out of real supermodels, and we’re only on Day 18. Anyway, if you’ve got a thing for watching a fake wannabe model pout as she hits a tire with a sledgehammer in lingerie, good news, you’re in luck. Enjoy.
I know we’re all supposed to pretend Bella Hadid is a real professional model who keeps getting these gigs because she’s so talented and so amazing at her job, and not just because her dad is obscenely rich. So I guess I’ll play along: here’s Bella doing a photoshoot for Penshoppe and just look at all the different model faces she’s making. It’s definitely not just the same look in all ten pictures! Now, where do I pick up my check from Bella’s manager?
I guess Bella Hadid must’ve seen that video of Emily Ratajkowski rolling around in spaghetti in lingerie and figured that must be what real professional models do, because now here she is trying to copy her by rolling around naked on the dinner table. And I’ve got to admit, it’s the tastiest Bella’s looked in a long, long time.
I know I like to make fun of Bella Hadid and point out the fact that she only became a model because her rich parents can buy and sell just about every fashion mag in the country, but I’ve got to give her credit, this is a pretty nice shot. And I think I’d like Bella a lot more if she did more spreads like this. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her legs, not the photoshoot. Yow!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see Bella Hadid taking a break from pretending to be a “fashion model” to focus on something she’s actually good at: posting sexy mirror selfies to Instagram and/or Snapchat. This one even has some solid underboob action. Anyway, I don’t know why Bella can’t just do this full-time. What does she need a real job for? The money? Yeah, right.
I could’ve sworn we’ve already gone over this a million times, but here’s one more for all the so-called fashion mags out there who don’t get it: Bella Hadid is not a real supermodel. So please stop pretending like she is. I know print is dying or whatever, and I’m sure Bella’s parents or managers paid good money for this photoshoot, but it just takes work away from someone who can actually do the job, instead of someone who makes the exact same face 20 different times in 20 different pictures.