Here’s Bella Hadid showing off her signature resting b%tch face for that LOVE Advent video series — I guess they must have run out of real supermodels, and we’re only on Day 18. Anyway, if you’ve got a thing for watching a fake wannabe model pout as she hits a tire with a sledgehammer in lingerie, good news, you’re in luck. Enjoy.
I know we’re all supposed to pretend Bella Hadid is a real professional model who keeps getting these gigs because she’s so talented and so amazing at her job, and not just because her dad is obscenely rich. So I guess I’ll play along: here’s Bella doing a photoshoot for Penshoppe and just look at all the different model faces she’s making. It’s definitely not just the same look in all ten pictures! Now, where do I pick up my check from Bella’s manager?
I guess Bella Hadid must’ve seen that video of Emily Ratajkowski rolling around in spaghetti in lingerie and figured that must be what real professional models do, because now here she is trying to copy her by rolling around naked on the dinner table. And I’ve got to admit, it’s the tastiest Bella’s looked in a long, long time.
I know I like to make fun of Bella Hadid and point out the fact that she only became a model because her rich parents can buy and sell just about every fashion mag in the country, but I’ve got to give her credit, this is a pretty nice shot. And I think I’d like Bella a lot more if she did more spreads like this. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her legs, not the photoshoot. Yow!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see Bella Hadid taking a break from pretending to be a “fashion model” to focus on something she’s actually good at: posting sexy mirror selfies to Instagram and/or Snapchat. This one even has some solid underboob action. Anyway, I don’t know why Bella can’t just do this full-time. What does she need a real job for? The money? Yeah, right.
I could’ve sworn we’ve already gone over this a million times, but here’s one more for all the so-called fashion mags out there who don’t get it: Bella Hadid is not a real supermodel. So please stop pretending like she is. I know print is dying or whatever, and I’m sure Bella’s parents or managers paid good money for this photoshoot, but it just takes work away from someone who can actually do the job, instead of someone who makes the exact same face 20 different times in 20 different pictures.
Maybe you guys don’t believe me when I talk trash about how Bella Hadid isn’t a real supermodel and how she should just stick to Instagram. Maybe you think I’m just jealous she’s got rich parents that’ll buy her however many magazine covers she wants. But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself: check out this shoot she did for Vogue Brazil and then check out Bella’s latest Instagram pictures. I rest my case.
I’ve never heard of SuperELLE before, but according to my sources, Bella Hadid did this leggy photoshoot for the Chinese fashion mag’s upcoming fall issue. Now, if you ask me, this whole thing sounds kind of made up, which makes it pretty perfect that they hired a fake model like Bella. A knockoff supermodel for a knockoff version of ELLE. I just wonder who paid who, and how much.
I know I’ve probably done dozens of posts on Bella Hadid over the years, but I still don’t think I’d recognize her on the street. Well, unless she was making the same face she makes in every single picture ever taken of her. Anyway, here she is posing for a selfie with one very lucky fan. Let’s just hope that nippleitis of hers isn’t contagious. For all our sakes.
Listen, I know I’m supposed to pretend that Bella Hadid is a “real” “supermodel” and everything, just because she gets topless for fashion mags and has a rich dad who can buy this website and turn it into a mommy blog before I finish my next post. But I’m sorry. I don’t look at this V Magazine shoot and see a model. All I see is a untalented rich kid playing pretend.
I’m used to getting frustrated by whatever new Bella Hadid “photoshoot” we get, but I’m sorry, this latest one is just nuts. I’m not even sure who’s less qualified to be a professional model here, Bella or the greasy-looking dude she’s posing with. But hey, I guess this is what passes for modeling these days. Sad.
I still can’t believe that Bella Hadid is actually being taken seriously in the modeling business, but I guess here’s definitive proof: her posing with her very own New York City billboard. So who knows, maybe there’s hope for the rest of us yet. And if I just keep pretending, I can finally land my dream career too: professional
journalist supermodel sugar daddy. Wish me luck.
Bella Hadid made the big time. Here she is in some shoot for Vogue Italia. It’s sad when we have 7s gracing the cover of one of the most coveted magazines. I’m sure Bella feels a sense of accomplishment now. You know, never having worked a real job in her life and now this.