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Instagram Model Bella Hadid With Another Unqualified Model

June 22nd, 2017

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I’m used to getting frustrated by whatever new Bella Hadid “photoshoot” we get, but I’m sorry, this latest one is just nuts. I’m not even sure who’s less qualified to be a professional model here, Bella or the greasy-looking dude she’s posing with. But hey, I guess this is what passes for modeling these days. Sad.

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Bella Hadid Showing That Her “Hard Work” Has Paid Off

June 12th, 2017

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I still can’t believe that Bella Hadid is actually being taken seriously in the modeling business, but I guess here’s definitive proof: her posing with her very own New York City billboard. So who knows, maybe there’s hope for the rest of us yet. And if I just keep pretending, I can finally land my dream career too: professional journalist supermodel sugar daddy. Wish me luck.

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Bella Hadid Does Vogue!

June 2nd, 2017

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Bella Hadid made the big time. Here she is in some shoot for Vogue Italia. It’s sad when we have 7s gracing the cover of one of the most coveted magazines. I’m sure Bella feels a sense of accomplishment now. You know, never having worked a real job in her life and now this.

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Kendall Jenner And Bella Hadid Are Hard Working “Models”

May 10th, 2017

Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.

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Bella Hadid Does Terry

April 10th, 2017

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Well, I tried. I constantly reminded everyone that Bella Hadid only had one go-to look, and was only getting modeling jobs because of her rich parents. But I guess there’s no fighting it anymore. Because according to my sources, Bella just did her first photoshoot with Terry Richardson for something called Porter Magazine, and I’m pretty sure that officially makes her a model now. I guess I just don’t understand this business anymore.

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Bella Hadid Knows How To Use Instagram

April 3rd, 2017

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Last time I did a post on Bella Hadid, I decided to officially give her the coveted title of Hottest Hadid Sister. And I’m glad to see that she’s living up to that billing with this latest round of bikini pictures. I mean, sure, I still think she’s just another rich kid wannabe playing pretend as a real supermodel, but she’s also got a pretty banging bikini body, and that’s got to count for something. So enjoy!

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Bella Hadid Works It Good On Social Media

March 20th, 2017

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Even though I was more of a Gigi Hadid fan, Bella posted this sexy picture on her Instagram and I think as long as she doesn’t date some douche singer with no talent, I will give her the title of hotter Hadid sister. And as you guys know, every title comes with a big trophy, so Bella is welcome to reach between my legs and collect hers. Congrats!

         
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Can You Pick The Real Model In This Picture?

December 13th, 2016

It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.

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Instagram Models Bella Hadid And Emily Ratajkowsk Are Hard Workers!

December 12th, 2016

Here are Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowsk using their social media power to help promote each other to gain more followers. They are both under 10 million so joining forces makes perfect sense. As you know, the more followers you have the more money you can command when selling teeth whitening solutions or coffee scrubs. Anyway, back to business. Yes, they look like d-list models who I would love to take to Mc Donald’s for a happy meal, but would never have a chance to.

         
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Bella “One Face” Hadid Gets Physical

December 2nd, 2016

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So, the good news is, LOVE‘s annual hottie advent calendar started up again yesterday. The bad news? They kicked thing off with fake wannabe model Bella Hadid doing some ’80-inspired aerobics while that same dumb face she always makes. It’s not exactly starting off with a bang. But I guess you don’t open with your best stuff on Day 1. You’ve got to build up to something. Here’s hoping, anyway.

Bella “One Face” Hadid Does Victoria’s Secret

November 29th, 2016

So apparently this latest lingerie selfie from Bella Hadid is supposed to be a preview of coming attractions now that she’s joining Victoria’s Secret for their Paris fashion show. And I know I’m supposed to talk about how “hot” this is or whatever, but I’m sorry, Victoria’s Secret is just a joke now. Because I guess all it takes to become one of their models these days is to have rich parents and a large Instagram following. As opposed to, you know, real talent. Lame.

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Bella “One Face” Hadid’s Pants Are Around Her Ankles Where They Belong!

October 28th, 2016

I’m glad to see that even though Bella Hadid‘s a “famous” “real” “fashion” “model” now, she hasn’t forgotten about what got her here: her rich parents posting sexy selfies on social media. Anyway, here’s Bella giving the fans what they want, AKA more pictures of her in lingerie with her pants around her ankles. Enjoy!

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Bella “One Face” Hadid Loves Herself Fake Modeling Career

October 18th, 2016

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I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a doctor blogger ASAP.

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