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Bella Hadid’s Sweet UnderTitty

September 17th, 2018

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As boring as I find Bella Hadid, there is nothing boring about sweet undertitty. It takes the focus off her face which isn’t ugly, but all she ever does is do the same stupid look. She’s a very one note “model”. Anyway, it’s hard to hate on her when her boobs woke up little Tuna.

         
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Kendall Jenner And Bella Hadid Get Caked

September 4th, 2018

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So here is Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid making a mess with some cake on Labor day. Basically, two top models who really shouldn’t be models working “hard” in life. I can’t wait to see the actual video they are putting together and releasing. I’m sure it will be very “arty”.

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Bella Hadid Topless In A Hot Shoot

August 29th, 2018

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As much as I think Bella Hadid is a horrible model who does the same “bitch face” over and over, I do dig her being topless in this photoshoot. I guess every once in a while a dog has its day and this is by far her best work.

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Bella Hadid Is The Most Boring “Model”

August 15th, 2018

Bella Hadid

Bella Hadid is boring as f%ck! Besides her face being reconstructed, she is expressionless and makes no sense why any magazine would put her on their cover and focus on it. Chick needs to learn how to smile with her eyes and stop looking like a corpse.

         
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Bella Hadid Works Hard

August 6th, 2018

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If you want to be a “supermodel” like Bella Hadid, it’s pretty easy. Make sure you’re born into a very rich family and have money to fund all your facial reconstruction surgery and get skinny. And voila, simple as that. Unfortunately, it won’t help her kids if she plans on reproducing. They’ll be like why is mommy so hot and I’m so ugly? It will get very confusing.


         
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Bella Hadid Topless For Vogue

June 26th, 2018

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I can’t believe Vogue is having an InstaModel on the cover of their magazine. The good thing is they managed to get Bella Hadid topless, however go look at some younger pics of her and you’ll notice that Bella must have had a lot of work done. So any young ugly ducklings who ever dreamed of being a model, just hope and pray you have a rich daddy to pay for all your plastic surgeries.

         
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Bella Hadid Has Talent

May 24th, 2018

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I really want to hate Bella Hadid because I know she is a product of a very wealthy dad, has had a lot of work done to look like she does and she really serves no purpose for anyone. That being said, she is a good Instamodel. I mean check out the talent she has eating that burger. Wow! They don’t teach that at school. Oh ya, she prob never went to school.

         
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Bella Hadid Knows How To Make A Name For Herself

May 2nd, 2018

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I’m not sure if these are old pictures of Bella Hadid, but if you are wondering how a socialite wannabe model figures a way not to have to ever work a real job, well now you know. Just reveal as much as you possibly can without pissing off your parents and lie naked on a bed exposing your sweet booty. Mission accomplished.

         
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Bella Hadid Goes Topless

April 18th, 2018

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I know you guys probably think I don’t like Bella Hadid very much, considering I make fun of her for being an untalented rich kid in pretty much every post I do on her, but Bella Hadid topless is probably my favorite version of Bella Hadid. And my second favorite is Bella in a bikini. So these pictures are pretty good, considering. In fact, I won’t even point out how untalented of a “professional” model she is… Ah crap. Whoops.

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Bella Hadid’s Underboob Action

April 12th, 2018

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I know some of you guys probably think I’m exaggerating or something when I say that Bella Hadid‘s only got one face she always makes for the cameras, so here’s a collection of shots that should prove it. We’ve got a bunch of different places, Instagram shots, pictures from professional photoshoots, underboob, a plane selfie, and just one face. I rest my case.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhZfLsanhmX/?hl=en&taken-by=bellahadid

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Bella Hadid Is Still Pretending To Be A Model

March 26th, 2018

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Here’s Bella Hadid continuing to pretend to be a professional model, this time with some fashion shoot in an old diner. And I hope you guys are sitting down for this one, because it looks like Bella managed to do the impossible: she actually made a second face for once! She must’ve been working on this for weeks. Months even. Bravo.

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Bella Hadid And Kendall Jenner Topless

March 19th, 2018

At first, I assumed these pictures had to be for some kind of photoshoot, because as far as I can tell, Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner don’t go topless unless they’re getting paid. (Trust me, I’ve asked a bunch of times.) But after looking at them again — and then a couple more times after that — I think they might just be on vacation. Unless rich kids get paid to do that too these days.

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Bella Hadid’s B%tch Face For LOVE Advent

December 18th, 2017

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Here’s Bella Hadid showing off her signature resting b%tch face for that LOVE Advent video series — I guess they must have run out of real supermodels, and we’re only on Day 18. Anyway, if you’ve got a thing for watching a fake wannabe model pout as she hits a tire with a sledgehammer in lingerie, good news, you’re in luck. Enjoy.

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Bella Hadid Models Her “B#tch Face”

December 15th, 2017

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I know we’re all supposed to pretend Bella Hadid is a real professional model who keeps getting these gigs because she’s so talented and so amazing at her job, and not just because her dad is obscenely rich. So I guess I’ll play along: here’s Bella doing a photoshoot for Penshoppe and just look at all the different model faces she’s making. It’s definitely not just the same look in all ten pictures! Now, where do I pick up my check from Bella’s manager?

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