So, unfortunately, Bregje Heinen still hasn’t taken me up on my generous offer to become the next ex-Mrs. Tuna and make me the happiest blogger in the world. But on the plus side, the Dutch Victoria’s Secret model did give us a leggy new photoshoot. And really, that’s the next best thing, as far as I’m concerned.
In case you’re still having a little trouble getting into the Christmas spirit this year, here’s something guaranteed to get you back in the mood: a new red and white (and red hot) lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret hottie Bregje Heinen. Forget those stupid Starbucks cups, these holiday photoshoots are hands down my favorite December tradition.
I feel like I’ve been talking about how hot Bregje Heinen is for years now, but for whatever reason, she still isn’t a household name yet. At least not compared to her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties. And it got me thinking… Maybe it’s because most of us can’t pronounce the Dutch model’s name, let alone spell it without help? In which case, I want to help. I think Bregje Tuna has a great ring to it, don’t you? Call me!
I always have a tough time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models, mostly because I look at their crazy hot bikini pictures and immediately forget their names, my name, and where I put my keys. But I’ll never forget that Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen here is one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret models, even if she isn’t a household name for the rest of you yet. And I think I’ve figured out a great way to help Bregje stand out too: she should start dating a blogger. As far as I can remember, none of the others have tried that one yet, no matter how much I beg.
You might not recognize her since she’s not exactly a household name yet, but Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen here is one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret models. This new bikini shoot should help give you a good idea why, but unfortunately it doesn’t even show off Bregje’s best asset: that killer booty of hers. Luckily for that, there’s always the archives. So do yourself a favor and get better acquainted with Bregje. You can thank me later, once you’re able to form words into sentences again. No rush.
With all the no-name models I post on the site, you might not remember Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen. But trust me, after checking out this massive collection of Bregje in lingerie and bikinis and workout gear for Victoria’s Secret, you won’t have trouble with that for much longer. Because if personal experience is any indication, this body is going to be burned into your brain. Enjoy.
Sorry everyone, but I think it might be time to shut down this site to go chase my dreams, because today I finally found my true calling: rubbing Dutch model Bregje Heinen‘s booty with whatever’s in that bucket. Sunscreen, oil, it doesn’t really matter, either way, it’s a dream job. So how come I never knew this career path existed before today? I blame my high school guidance counselor. And to think of all the time and money I wasted getting my masters in celebrity blogging.
With all the new hotties Victoria’s Secret has on their roster these days, I’m having a hard time keeping track of who’s who. For example, here’s Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen doing a bikini shoot for the company. I’m pretty sure she’s the one with the name I can’t pronounce who it’d be fun to oil up and play Twister with. But it’s hard to say, because the same goes for probably at least 5 or 10 more Victoria’s Secret models. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I’ll go get the baby oil.