I know sometimes I can be a little mean to Charlotte McKinney, but not this time. I promise. Because this is hands down my favorite way to see the busty blonde get photographed: with her face half hidden and not wearing any clothes. It’s enough to make me think Charlotte’s actually a real supermodel and not just some Hooters waitress who got lucky. …Ah crap. I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry everyone. Just enjoy the pictures. I’ll keep working on it.
Well, it’s not the “accidental” bikini malfunction I was hoping for on Friday, but Charlotte McKinney still delivered some more busty bikini goodness for us over the weekend. And at this rate, I hope she stays in Miami all week. Hell, even all month, if Charlotte’s up for it. I figure me and the Little Tuna can handle it, if she can. I’ll just need to go pick up a new pair of sweatpants and a couple ice packs.
I may not be a huge Charlotte McKinney fan, but it’s kind of hard to complain about the view she just gave the paparazzi in Miami. It’s got everything: some nice booty shots, her funbags practically busting out of her bikini, sunglasses covering her average face. What more can you really ask for? You know, other than an accidental-on-purpose bikini malfunction. Here’s hoping Charlotte’s saving that for Monday.
I’m not usually a car guy (or a Charlotte McKinney guy, for that matter), but I’ve gotta admit seeing these pictures of Charlotte rolling around topless on a convertible for Maxim is definitely getting my motor running. And I know I rag on these so-called men’s mags a lot, but this photoshoot is actually kind of clever. See, both Charlotte and the car have their tops off. Get it? Anyway, it’s enough to make me want to drop my bottoms too, but I’ve already got two strikes at this Starbucks.
Remember that Charlotte McKinney photoshoot for Ocean Drive Magazine I posted earlier this week? (If you don’t or just need to “refresh your memory,” here you go.) Well, I just found out they made a behind-the-scenes video to go along with it. Unfortunately, they left out the footage I really wanted to see, AKA of Charlotte changing between the pictures. But I’ll still take it. And I’m guessing you perverts will too. So enjoy.
I’m a little surprised to even be typing this, but Charlotte McKinney has been looking pretty damn good lately. And this latest photoshoot she did for Ocean Drive Magazine is just another indication of how hot the busty blonde can look in the right conditions. AKA showing as much skin as possible. And speaking of that, I also added a few extra pictures from another shoot too. Because when you can post new pictures of Charlotte going topless, you do. That’s just Blogger 101, guys. (You’re welcome, by the way.)
Not to sound like a broken record, but you guys know I’m not a huge fan of Charlotte McKinney. Personally, I think she’s just another busty wannabe who lucked into a modeling contract. But here’s a shot she took for Tony Kelly’s “17 Book,” and it’s probably my favorite way to see Charlotte pose: with her face half covered and her top fully off. If only she did more photoshoots this way.
I know I’m not usually that nice to Charlotte McKinney whenever I do a post on her, but I’m not going to lie, she’s actually looking pretty damn good in this latest lingerie photoshoot she did for Guess. I just wish that dude wasn’t blocking my view in half these shots. And that they didn’t make the wrong model go topless for these pictures. That was a big missed opportunity, if you ask me.
Even though, personally, I think Charlotte McKinney looks like a Hooters waitress who got lucky and won a real modeling contract, I know it’s the holidays, and a lot of you guys love her for some “reason” (AKA those massive funbags of hers). So in the spirit of giving, here’s a busty new lingerie photoshoot from the hot wannabe-turned-supermodel. I won’t even point out how average her face looks. Wait. Damn it. Oh well. I’m sure you all stopped reading 3 sentences ago. So just enjoy.
I know you perverts love Charlotte McKinney, even if I don’t really get it. I’m sorry, I know she’s got a nice set of funbags, but so do a thousand other Instagram hotties, and you don’t see them doing commercials and national ad campaigns. Anyway, here’s Charlotte dropping some of her signature sideboob with a hot blonde friend at some event hosted by Jessica Alba, and is it just me, or is she looking a little saggy? I hope it’s just the shirt or something, because if Charlotte loses those perfect funbags, I’m not sure what else she’s left with.
Here’s Charlotte McKinney trying to cover her face from the paparazzi on her way out of some restaurant in LA last night. And you know, normally I’d make fun of a hottie for pulling this move, but in Charlotte’s case, it’s actually a bonus — it gives us a perfect view at that supermodel cleavage of hers and distracts from her Instagram model face. I’d call that a win-win. Enjoy.
Here is Charlotte McKinney in a little bikini at the beach. Besides her delicious ginormous breasts, for an “Instagram Supermodel” she is looking a little doughy. I think I can help. Charlotte, come to my mom’s basement and while you do some deep knee bends, I will motivate you by motorboating your huge knockers.
You guys know I’m a sucker for a hottie with giant funbags stuffed into a tight dress, and right now, that’s pretty much the only thing keeping me interested in these pictures of Charlotte McKinney. I know a lot of you dudes like this supermodel wannabe, for some reason, but with so many other busty blondes out there, I just don’t get what’s so special about this one.
Alright, so I know I like to rag on Charlotte McKinney and call her a fake supermodel or whatever, but any time a busty hottie comes down with a serious case of nippleitis at the beach, it’s major news as far as I’m concerned, no matter who’s involved. So make sure to check back for more updates on this very important breaking story, while I press my nose up against my computer screen looking for, uh, clues. Or something. Enjoy.