I know most of you will probably look at these new bikini updates from Charlotte McKinney and just assume that everyone’s current favorite busty nobody is on vacation or something. After all, she’s taking selfies on a yacht in a bikini, right? Wrong. This is Charlotte hard at work. How else do you think she could afford to take a luxury beach trip on a professional Instagrammer salary? Those boat rentals ain’t cheap. Which means she’s either with some rich sugar daddy or some bikini company’s footing the bill. Either way, I say it’s clearly worth every penny. So enjoy.
I know you guys love Charlotte McKinney for some reason. Or more likely, for two very, very big reasons. And I don’t really get it, since there’s hundreds of girls just like her out there. Trust me, I spend a lot of time on Instagram. But anyway, here she is posing fully naked and taking a shower for the cameras. And OK, I guess maybe I’m starting to see the appeal. In fact, I think I might need to go take a cold shower myself. Ow.
I still can’t figure out when exactly Charlotte McKinney went from busty Instagram nobody to a legitimate supermodel, but then again, there’s a lot about the fashion business that I don’t really understand these days. And at least Charlotte here has got talent (and by talent, I mean a gigantic set of funbags). Anyway, here she is strutting down a runway in a bikini, just like a real model. And that talent of hers looks great.
Here’s everyone’s favorite busty nobody Charlotte McKinney running around the beach and giving herself a wedgie for the cameras for some new photoshoot. Because she’s totally a legit swimsuit model and not just some Hooters waitress who lucked into a modeling contract. Anyway, I recommend watching the video below too. It’s only about a minute long, but I find 30-45 seconds is more than enough. Enjoy.
I guess Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.
I may not be good at a lot of things (OK, most things), but you guys know that I’m kind of an expert when it comes to Instagram. Or at least, when it comes to judging hottie’s profiles, anyway. And after spending a lot of time these past few weeks carefully
creeping “studying” Charlotte McKinney‘s profile, I’ve come to a conclusion: her pictures are super boring for a hottie this busty. Sad!
I don’t know much French, but I’m pretty sure the cover of this French mens’ mag is calling Charlotte McKinney “the new Pamela Anderson.” And if by that they mean busty, blonde, and frequently naked, then sure, I guess. But if they mean “capable of sending a generations’ worth of young boys into an early puberty,” then sorry, but not a chance. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the naked photoshoot as much as the next perv, but let’s not say things we can’t take back.
I know sometimes I can be a little mean to Charlotte McKinney, but not this time. I promise. Because this is hands down my favorite way to see the busty blonde get photographed: with her face half hidden and not wearing any clothes. It’s enough to make me think Charlotte’s actually a real supermodel and not just some Hooters waitress who got lucky. …Ah crap. I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry everyone. Just enjoy the pictures. I’ll keep working on it.
Well, it’s not the “accidental” bikini malfunction I was hoping for on Friday, but Charlotte McKinney still delivered some more busty bikini goodness for us over the weekend. And at this rate, I hope she stays in Miami all week. Hell, even all month, if Charlotte’s up for it. I figure me and the Little Tuna can handle it, if she can. I’ll just need to go pick up a new pair of sweatpants and a couple ice packs.
I may not be a huge Charlotte McKinney fan, but it’s kind of hard to complain about the view she just gave the paparazzi in Miami. It’s got everything: some nice booty shots, her funbags practically busting out of her bikini, sunglasses covering her average face. What more can you really ask for? You know, other than an accidental-on-purpose bikini malfunction. Here’s hoping Charlotte’s saving that for Monday.
I’m not usually a car guy (or a Charlotte McKinney guy, for that matter), but I’ve gotta admit seeing these pictures of Charlotte rolling around topless on a convertible for Maxim is definitely getting my motor running. And I know I rag on these so-called men’s mags a lot, but this photoshoot is actually kind of clever. See, both Charlotte and the car have their tops off. Get it? Anyway, it’s enough to make me want to drop my bottoms too, but I’ve already got two strikes at this Starbucks.
Remember that Charlotte McKinney photoshoot for Ocean Drive Magazine I posted earlier this week? (If you don’t or just need to “refresh your memory,” here you go.) Well, I just found out they made a behind-the-scenes video to go along with it. Unfortunately, they left out the footage I really wanted to see, AKA of Charlotte changing between the pictures. But I’ll still take it. And I’m guessing you perverts will too. So enjoy.
I’m a little surprised to even be typing this, but Charlotte McKinney has been looking pretty damn good lately. And this latest photoshoot she did for Ocean Drive Magazine is just another indication of how hot the busty blonde can look in the right conditions. AKA showing as much skin as possible. And speaking of that, I also added a few extra pictures from another shoot too. Because when you can post new pictures of Charlotte going topless, you do. That’s just Blogger 101, guys. (You’re welcome, by the way.)
Not to sound like a broken record, but you guys know I’m not a huge fan of Charlotte McKinney. Personally, I think she’s just another busty wannabe who lucked into a modeling contract. But here’s a shot she took for Tony Kelly’s “17 Book,” and it’s probably my favorite way to see Charlotte pose: with her face half covered and her top fully off. If only she did more photoshoots this way.