I really hate when photographers take a cute celeb and try to make them into fashion models. It’s impossible to pull off, especially when the girl is the size of a pint. It just doesn’t work. Chloe Grace Moretz is a cutie! Give her a lollipop, pigtails and call it a day. Mission accomplished.
I keep forgetting that Chloe Grace Moretz is still trying to become a professional fashion model, and don’t get me wrong, I fully support it. For one, it’s a lot more interesting than her being a professional actress (for me and the Little Tuna, at least), she’s hot and she knows how to give good face. But personally, I always thought Chloe would make a way better Insta-model than fashion model. Plus, that’s a way more respectable profession these days. Trust me.
I know a lot of actresses out there these days like to pretend to be professional models, but for my money, nobody does it better than Chloe Grace Moretz. She’s hot, she’s leggy and she clearly knows how to make great faces. In fact, I know a few “real” models who could learn a thing or two from watching her. Ahem.
Good news: looks like Chloe Grace Moretz is still trying to become a model, which means more new pictures of her looking super hot. This week, we’ve got her looking nice and leggy in some French fashion mag called L’Officiel. I thought the French were usually a little more risqué than this, but whatever, I’ll still take it. Enjoy.
Huh. I guess Chloe Grace Moretz really is trying to become a model. Because here she is posing in some field full of wildflowers like every other boring photoshoot you’ve ever seen. The only thing it’s missing is an Instagram filter. Anyway, if Chloe actually does want to model professionally, she’s going to need to step her game up, and luckily, I know a photographer with some real outside-the-box ideas and a phone that takes great pictures. I’m talking about myself, just to be clear. Call me!
I guess Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to become a model now. At least, judging from this photoshoot for leather boots she did for Prada. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got enough talent in the leg department to pull this off. But personally, I think I still prefer her work as a paid bikini extra. Sorry, I mean, “actress.” Same difference.
Sometimes I forget that Chloe Grace Moretz is a real actress, and not just another one of these professional hotties who got Snapchat famous and posts bikini pictures on social media for a living. But it turns out Chloe actually has a real job… walking around in a bikini for a movie. According to my sources, it’s called I Love You Daddy, and if the rest of it is anything like this clip, it’s a lock for Best Picture at the Oscars this year. Yow.
According to my sources, Variety did some story on Chloe Grace Moretz being the next big thing in Hollywood or whatever. But forget her movies. They forgot to include the most important part of Chloe’s rise to fame: her Instagram bikini pictures. AKA the one thing people might actually pay to see. But luckily, I didn’t, and I’ve got a bonus Insta-pic for you guys below. See? Now that’s real journalism. Feel free to send my Pulitzer care of my mom’s basement.
The more I see of Chloe Grace Moretz, the more I think she should really consider giving up on that whole “acting career” thing of hers and just transition to being a hot nobody full time. Because I can’t seem to remember a single movie she’s been in, but I can recall almost every single one of her leggings runs and/or sexy photoshoots perfectly. And here’s another to add to the bank. All I’m saying is, think about it. Giving perverts daily pants fires via the Internet may not pay as well as acting, but I bet it’s a whole lot more rewarding, right?
Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one.
As you guys know, I like Chloe Grace Moretz. So I’m rooting for her to make it big in Hollywood (and also, in my sweatpants region). But these meh leggings aren’t going to cut it. Someone needs to explain to Chloe that if she wants to be taken seriously as an up-and-coming
actress hottie, she’s going to have to start dressing the part.