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Chloe Grace Moretz Needs To Sex It Up

October 5th, 2018

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Chloe Grace Moretz is one of the most boring cuties out there. She has so much potential to sex things up, but she comes out with lame photoshoots like this. Someone needs to guide her and teach her how to turn up the heat. Call me.

         
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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Cute But Boring

September 11th, 2018

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I really hate when photographers take a cute celeb and try to make them into fashion models. It’s impossible to pull off, especially when the girl is the size of a pint. It just doesn’t work. Chloe Grace Moretz is a cutie! Give her a lollipop, pigtails and call it a day. Mission accomplished.

         
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Chloe Grace Moretz Looks Different

August 17th, 2018

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Chloe Grace Moretz is a cutie. Although, her face keeps changing on us. I don’t know if she’s pumping up her lips with injections or what, but she look different. I will figure it out and when I do, I will keep you posted. But for now check out these super boring pics. Enjoy.

         
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Chloe Grace Moretz Looks Different

July 6th, 2018

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I don’t know what happened to Chloe Grace Moretz. She’s looking a little weird. Kinda cat-lady like. Did she do her lips and plump them up with injections? She was so cute, and now she’s blah. At least she is showing us her money shot. That’s it Chloe, get that tongue out a little further.

         
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Chloe Grace Moretz Give Good Face

April 23rd, 2018

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I keep forgetting that Chloe Grace Moretz is still trying to become a professional fashion model, and don’t get me wrong, I fully support it. For one, it’s a lot more interesting than her being a professional actress (for me and the Little Tuna, at least), she’s hot and she knows how to give good face. But personally, I always thought Chloe would make a way better Insta-model than fashion model. Plus, that’s a way more respectable profession these days. Trust me.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is A Model Now

March 23rd, 2018

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Good news: looks like Chloe Grace Moretz is still trying to become a model, which means more new pictures of her looking super hot. This week, we’ve got her looking nice and leggy in some French fashion mag called L’Officiel. I thought the French were usually a little more risqué than this, but whatever, I’ll still take it. Enjoy.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A “Model”

February 9th, 2018

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Huh. I guess Chloe Grace Moretz really is trying to become a model. Because here she is posing in some field full of wildflowers like every other boring photoshoot you’ve ever seen. The only thing it’s missing is an Instagram filter. Anyway, if Chloe actually does want to model professionally, she’s going to need to step her game up, and luckily, I know a photographer with some real outside-the-box ideas and a phone that takes great pictures. I’m talking about myself, just to be clear. Call me!

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A Model

February 6th, 2018

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I guess Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to become a model now. At least, judging from this photoshoot for leather boots she did for Prada. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got enough talent in the leg department to pull this off. But personally, I think I still prefer her work as a paid bikini extra. Sorry, I mean, “actress.” Same difference.

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Chloe Grace Moretz In A Little Bikini Tease

October 19th, 2017

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Sometimes I forget that Chloe Grace Moretz is a real actress, and not just another one of these professional hotties who got Snapchat famous and posts bikini pictures on social media for a living. But it turns out Chloe actually has a real job… walking around in a bikini for a movie. According to my sources, it’s called I Love You Daddy, and if the rest of it is anything like this clip, it’s a lock for Best Picture at the Oscars this year. Yow.


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Chloe Grace Moretz Looking Cute In Variety

August 9th, 2017

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According to my sources, Variety did some story on Chloe Grace Moretz being the next big thing in Hollywood or whatever. But forget her movies. They forgot to include the most important part of Chloe’s rise to fame: her Instagram bikini pictures. AKA the one thing people might actually pay to see. But luckily, I didn’t, and I’ve got a bonus Insta-pic for you guys below. See? Now that’s real journalism. Feel free to send my Pulitzer care of my mom’s basement.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Should Stick To Being A Full Time Hottie

November 14th, 2016

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The more I see of Chloe Grace Moretz, the more I think she should really consider giving up on that whole “acting career” thing of hers and just transition to being a hot nobody full time. Because I can’t seem to remember a single movie she’s been in, but I can recall almost every single one of her leggings runs and/or sexy photoshoots perfectly. And here’s another to add to the bank. All I’m saying is, think about it. Giving perverts daily pants fires via the Internet may not pay as well as acting, but I bet it’s a whole lot more rewarding, right?

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Chloe Grace Moretz Gives Good Face

September 20th, 2016

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Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one.

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Booty Needs A Better Wardrobe!

August 2nd, 2016

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As you guys know, I like Chloe Grace Moretz. So I’m rooting for her to make it big in Hollywood (and also, in my sweatpants region). But these meh leggings aren’t going to cut it. Someone needs to explain to Chloe that if she wants to be taken seriously as an up-and-coming actress hottie, she’s going to have to start dressing the part.

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