We’ve spent a lot of time on amateur beach hotties this week, but I figure it’s time we celebrated a true professional: Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. And trust me, after a few seconds checking out the latest bikini pictures from this total smokeshow, you’ll be ruined for anyone else. So take a good look, because this is what a real bikini babe looks like. Disclaimer: I can’t be held responsible for any damage done to your pants and/or marriages. Consider yourself warned.
Daniela Lopez Osorio photoshoots have always been a killer workout, and this latest one from the Colombian hottie is no different. Here she is modeling some new leggings and workout gear in a boxing-themed shoot, and I guarantee this perfect booty will have you doing pants lifts in no time. I might even go for a new personal best today.
I just heard on the news that today is supposed to be “Blue Monday,” AKA the most depressing day of the year. So I figured I’d do my part to help put you guys in a better mood this morning by posting this massive bikini photoshoot from Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. One look at these and I guarantee you’ll be feeling better in no time. You’re welcome.
If you’re anything like me (AKA fat and lazy), you probably don’t love going to the gym. But if you’re looking to stay in shape anyway, I think I might’ve just discovered a great new workout, thanks to this latest photoshoot from Colombian mega-hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. And no, I’m not talking about using any of those exercise balls or resistance bands she’s got going on in these shots. That’s way too much effort. But if you just spend 30-45 seconds with these pictures for a few reps a day, 5 days a week, I can guarantee you’ll have the buffest forearms in no time. Just remember to stretch first. I don’t want anyone hurting themselves.
Since you dudes seemed to dig those shots of Daniela Lopez Osorio I posted earlier in the week, I went and found another killer new bikini photoshoot from the Colombian hottie to share with you guys today. This one’s from Beach Bunny, and is probably even hotter than the last one (or has more drool-worthy booty shots, at least). So you’re welcome, and don’t say I never do anything for you guys. Enjoy.
I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Daniela Lopez Osorio, and that’s a crime, because as far as I’m concerned, this Colombian hottie has one of the best bodies in the bikini modeling business. So it’s a good thing I came across this new photoshoot. Because I’ve already been warned to stop calling 911 about “missing hotties.” Apparently the cops don’t consider that an “emergency.” I bet they won’t send anyone to help me put out this raging pants fire I’ve got either.
According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.
Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…
I’ve done a few posts on Daniela Lopez Osorio by now, and thanks to photoshoots like this, the Colombian hottie is hands down one of my new favorite models these days. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You know, it’s that classic, age-old love story: blogger meets girl, girl pretends not to know blogger exists, continues on with her life. Anyway, I’m not sure what happens next because I’ve never made it that far before, but fingers crossed it has something to do with more bikini pictures.
Here’s another downright amazing set of pictures from one of my current favorite hotties Daniela Lopez Osorio. In fact, I’m pretty sure that the Colombian model’s latest bikini shoot is so good, it’s even hotter than the surface of the sun… At least I think. I’m a blogger, not an astrophysicist, remember?
Here’s the latest killer lingerie set from Daniela Lopez Osorio, and I don’t know about you guys but I’m totally in love with the Colombian hottie these days. And yes, I know I say that about a lot of girls, but what can I say? I guess I just have a big heart. And it just happens to be located in my pants region. Enjoy.
Here’s Colombian hottie and my latest future ex-wife Daniela Lopez Osorio showing why I’m such a big fan. Because this latest bikini shoot of hers is so hot, I think I’m going to have to take my third cold shower of the day. Which I’m pretty sure marks a new personal best — for the entire month. TMI?