I don’t know why Doutzen Kroes never became more famous. I mean, she’s got an amazing body, she’s a total five-alarm pants fire, and it always seems like she’s posing topless (or pretty damn close to it). I honestly don’t know what this Dutch super-hottie missing. Except maybe a set of rich parents willing to buy her magazine covers and runway gigs. I keep trying to tell you guys, the modeling business is a total joke these days.
Practically every time I do a post on Doutzen Kroes, I wonder why the Dutch hottie hasn’t become a bigger name in the modeling biz. As far as I can tell, she’s got everything it takes: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much all it takes. Anyway, the only thing I can think of that she’s missing is a C-list blogger boyfriend to show off for the tabloids. I mean, it can’t hurt to try, right? Call me!
I’ve missed the last couple of these LOVE Advent videos, mostly because up until now, they’ve all just starred lame wannabe models. But I just opened these two, and surprise, they finally got real models in lingerie for once: Sara Sampaio and Doutzen Kroes. And better yet, the videos are actually kind of hot. It’s a Christmas miracle!
I hope you guys were sitting down before you looked at this post. Otherwise, you’re probably not going to be able to stand up for at least an hour after this latest lingerie photoshoot from Doutzen Kroes. Anyway, I don’t know who she’s pretending to call in this shot, but I just hope it’s the fire department, because these pictures are a total five-alarm pants fire. Yow!
As for supermodels go, Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls are getting up there in age. I think it’s time for them to do like Miranda Kerr and find themselves a billionaire otherwise all that hard work keeping in shape and looking amazing will go to waste. Lesson of the day: everyone model needs a back up plan.
Pretty sure it’s been over a year since I’ve done a new post on Doutzen Kroes, which is way too long to go without seeing this Dutch hottie. But until Congress passes a law that makes it unconstitutional for a supermodel to go longer than 3 months without wearing a bikini in full view of the paps, I guess I just have to take what I can get. And luckily, Doutzen showed up to put on this sexy leg show at an amfAR fundraiser event in Cannes. Let’s just hope she doesn’t wait so long next time.
Normally, whenever I see a hottie like Doutzen Kroes at the beach, I like to make some crack about wanting to take them out motorboating. But I figure it’s probably time to switch it up a bit. Mostly because, for some reason, I still haven’t had anybody take me up on my offer. And seeing these pictures of Doutzen in Miami is giving me a great idea. I forget what this dumb beach paddle ball game is called, but I can think of a whole bunch of other fun ways the two of us could use those paddles. Call me!
Ever since Doutzen Kroes went and had that kid of hers, I’ve been waiting to see if the Victoria’s Secret Angel-turned-MILF would be able to come back strong and regain her title as my second-favorite supermodel booty in the business. And here she is showing off her post-kid booty during a recent beach shoot. Obviously, I’ll have to look into this matter a little closer (say, 2-3 inches closer to my screen), but right now at least, it doesn’t look like Doutzen dropped too far in my official supermodel booty Power Rankings. Phew. I’m sure she’ll be just as relieved about that as I am.
Doutzen Kroes has always been one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret Angels, but in case you’ve been wondering where she’s been lately, apparently she just had another kid a couple months ago. But now that’s done, and it’s time to officially welcome Doutzen back from her Tuna maternity leave with these pictures of her giving us a peek at her sexy stomach at WSJ Magazine’s Innovator Of The Year Awards. We still have to wait to see if she’s able to reclaim her title as the second-best supermodel booty in the business, but with how hot she’s looking here, I wouldn’t bet against it.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana & Edita Vilkeviciute Do W Magazine
In the mood for some arty black and white supermodel pictures? Usually, I prefer my babes in color, but anytime you get Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute in one magazine, it’s pretty next level!
Today’s extra catch consists of Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Roberts, Kym Marsh, Holly Willoughby, Hetti Bywater, Amy Willerton, Michelle Keegan, Danielle Lloyd, Fearne Cotton, Georgia May Foote, Doutzen Kroes, Ariana Grande, Karina Smirnoff, Teri Hatcher, Ali Fedotowsky, Michelle Collins, Joanna Krupa, Ashley Benson, Ivana Milicevic, Naomi Watts.
As a guy who loves supermodels and chicks in leggings, this post combines two of my favorite things in one. And trust me, there’s pretty much nothing better than a supermodel in leggings. Unless they’re in my bed I guess, but considering that hasn’t happened yet for some reason, I can’t be sure. Anyway, here’s Doutzen Kroes attending a launch for Victoria’s Secret Sport in Miami Beach and actually wearing the merchandise for once. This doesn’t happen often, so I’ll shut up now and let you guys enjoy it.
Now this is why I love models. Because even when they’re not doing photoshoots, they’re still just as happy to show off their lingerie. And I especially love Doutzen Kroes for wearing this see-through shirt to the New York City Ballet Fall Gala. But I’m sure I’m not the only one. I bet for the first time in the history of ever, not a single guy complained about being dragged to the ballet that night. So on behalf of them and my readers, thank you Doutzen.