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Dove Cameron’s Cleavage Flexibilty

May 14th, 2018

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Dove Cameron is a super cutie and she’s definitely stepping up her game lately. And by stepping up her game, I mean exposing those massive boobies on her tiny little frame and showing off her flexibility. It’s confirmed, the girl has some serious talents.

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Dove Cameron Is A Pro At Snapchat

April 25th, 2018

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Usually, I’m not a big fan of these dumb Snapchat filters. It’s all bunny ears and rainbows and it’s just a huge waste of time. But then I saw these shots from my new favorite hot nobody Dove Cameron and this time, I think it’s actually pretty great. Mostly because Dove managed to get the angle just right. I barely even noticed the lame dog ears. Nice work.

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Dove Cameron For 4/20

April 20th, 2018

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I guess it’s 4/20 today, and I don’t really celebrate, but apparently every website has to run some pot-related content today. Pretty sure it’s mandatory. So, instead of posting more shots of Bella Thorne (which I already do on a daily basis anyway), here’s something a little different: one of my favorite new hot nobodies Dove Cameron looking smoking hot. See what I did there? …You guys get it, right? Whatever. Just enjoy.

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When Did Dove Cameron Get Those Boobs?

April 17th, 2018

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I know Dove Cameron‘s still trying to become an “actress” — or at least she’s still trying to pretend to be one, anyway — but personally, I’ve always thought her true calling was becoming a professional hot nobody like Bella Thorne or Ariel Winter. I mean, just look at this GIF of her with her pants “casually” unbuttoned. I’m telling you guys, she’s a natural.


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Dove Cameron Gets Sexy Cute For Nerds

March 21st, 2018

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I keep forgetting that Dove Cameron is an “actress” and not just the next Bella Thorne/professional Snapchatter. But according to my sources, these shots are from her new role on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and I’m sure that news has got you all nerds excited, but I don’t really care what comic book character she’s playing. Here’s hoping the writers figure out a way to ditch the leather suit and epaulettes and get her in a bikini next episode. It’s all about playing to your actors’ strengths. And in Dove’s case, that’s definitely her bikini body, not her acting ability.

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Dove Cameron Is The Next Great Instagram Model

February 19th, 2018

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I’m still not 100% sure what Dove Cameron does for a living — is she an actress or a model or just another up-and-coming professional Instagram hottie? Anyway, I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up, and also, I guess there really isn’t that much of a distinction between those three lines of work anymore. Still, here’s hoping Dove decides to focus on the Instagram route. That job’s way more rewarding. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, anyway.

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Dove Cameron Is Working Hard

February 12th, 2018

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Looks like Dove Cameron is still trying to make her transition from former Disney Channel star to the next Bella Thorne. Because here she is hard at work at the gym and working even harder at posting shots of her and her super-cute cleavage on social media. And I’ve gotta say, I think Dove’s got a bright future ahead of her if she can keep this up. Fingers crossed.

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Dove Cameron Because Is A Cutie Who Needs Work

December 19th, 2017

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I’m all for Dove Cameron here pretending to act more like Bella Thorne, but unfortunately, she’s still got some work to do in the hot nobody department. Showing off her sexy stomach at some kind of festival? Good. But posting a selfie where she forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath her see-through shirt? What is this, amateur hour? That’s just Hot Wannabe 101.

when u home alone & u postmates from 3 different places & they all arrive at once

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Dove Cameron Gets In On The Tongue Game

December 6th, 2017

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I’ve been following Dove Cameron‘s career for a while now (relax, she’s 21, I’m not trying to run for Senator of Alabama here…). And I’ve been waiting for her to ditch the whole former Disney Channel star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. So today’s a big day — her first red carpet tongue action. I’m so proud. Pride’s one of those emotions you feel in your pants, right?

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Dove Cameron Is A Sweetheart

November 27th, 2017

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I’m not sure what Dove Cameron does. Is she in a TV show? A singer? An actress? Who the hell knows anymore? I can’t keep up with these chicks. But I do know that she is a cutie and that alone makes her OK in my book. Now she just needs to spice it up a bit. She may look a little young, but she is 21, so getting naked is all kosher.

         
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Dove Cameron Works It Good For Kode

November 24th, 2017

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For a while, every time I did a post on Dove Cameron I kept saying how she needed to ditch her whole former Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And I guess she must’ve been listening, because this shoot she did for Kode Magazine is exactly what I had in mind! Well, maybe not exactly, but somehow I don’t think a magazine would want to shoot her topless Jello wrestling with a D-list celebrity blogger in his mom’s backyard. But whatever. This is good too.

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Dove Cameron Is A Super Cutie

November 15th, 2017

I’m still waiting for Dove Cameron to accept my very generous offer to become my personal bikini assistant, but I guess she doesn’t want the job. Even though it comes with a six-figure salary (in old Burger King coupons) and great benefits (including full use of my office gym and all the cameras I set up). Maybe she just wants a better job title? In which case, fine, Dove can be my CBO. My Chief Bikini Officer. That’s a thing, right? It is now. Call me!

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Dove Cameron Is Working It Good

November 10th, 2017

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It’s time to check back in on one of my favorite up-and-coming young hotties: Dove Cameron. So here’s the latest round of sexy selfies from the wannabe actress/model, and I’m happy to report that yup, she’s still smoking hot! Phew. Now we just need to help get her a regular gig, so she can afford to spend more time in the gym and at the pool all day. And no, “personal bikini assistant” won’t work. Trust me. I already tried.

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Dove Cameron Is Super Cute

October 25th, 2017

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I’m way too lazy to bother looking up what company or magazine or whatever hired Dove Cameron to model pretend to be a model for them, but it doesn’t really matter. I just appreciate the fact that we’re getting more pictures of this blonde hottie. She could be modeling garbage bags for all I care, and it’d probably still be an instant pants fire. More please.

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