I’m pretty sure the last time I did a post on Dove Cameron, I said that the Disney channel star should really start doing more adult photoshoots if she wanted people to take her seriously as an up-and-coming young hottie. And this shoot she did for Galore Mag definitely qualifies. According to my sources, she’s doing some kind of Marilyn Monroe-inspired theme here, but whatever it is, it’s definitely working for her. And for me and the Little Tuna too.
The 74th annual Golden Globes were held last night, and in case you didn’t watch, here’s a quick rundown of the highlights: La La Land won everything, mean Meryl Streep hurt poor Donald Trump’s feelings, and most importantly, a whole bunch of hot actresses showed off some serious cleavage. Here’s a few of my favorites, starting with Miss Golden Globes herself, Sofia Vergara, who deserves her own lifetime achievement award someday for all the award show hotness she’s given us over the years. Enjoy.
In case you need a reminder, yes, Dove Cameron is legal now. You can stop trying to flush your laptop down the toilet. But I guess the super-cutie must still be under contract to Disney or something, because otherwise, this photoshoot is way too innocent for an up-and-coming young hottie. She’s 20, but she looks about 16 in these shots! So if you ask me, Dove should really be doing more adult photoshoots. And by adult, I’m talking about adult magazines. Hey, I’m just looking out for
the Little Tuna’s her best interests here.
It’s a good thing Dove Cameron is legal now, because otherwise, I have a feeling someone was definitely getting in trouble for this latest photoshoot from the Disney Channel star/super-cutie. And actually, I still might. According to these baristas, if I don’t put my pants back on and leave this Starbucks, they’re going to have to call the police. Prudes. Anyway, you guys go ahead and enjoy these pictures while I start booking it from the cops.
According to my sources, the 2016 Teen Choice Awards were held over the weekend, and I know I’m not a teen anymore, but considering the fact that I still live in my mom’s basement, I figure I should at least get an honorary vote. So, assuming it’s not too late, I’m definitely voting for Dove Cameron here for Hottest Blonde. …What do you mean that’s not an official category? What kind of made-up award show is this?
In case you needed a reminder, yes, Dove Cameron is legal, even though she’s attending the premiere of some Disney Channel movie called Adventures in Babysitting here. And look, I know that Disney probably helped launch her career and all, but if you ask me, it’s time for this blonde hottie to go out on her own and follow the career path of all the best former Disney stars: achieving fame and fortune after a few leaked dirty selfies and/or sex tapes, followed by rehab, a major scandal, and preferably an ill-advised fling with a certain blogger. OK, so I made up that last one, but hey, there’s always a first time for everything.
I’m pretty sure we’ve gone over this before, but just in case any of you out there have an even worse memory than I do, here’s a quick refresher: this blonde cutie with the great profile is Dove Cameron, and yes, she’s legal, even though she’s still got a show on the Disney Channel. Anyway, here she is at a charity event making me want to get out my wallet and make a sizeable donation. Yow!
I post a lot of up-and-coming hot nobodies on this site, so I don’t blame you if you forgot who Dove Cameron is. I know I did. But turns out, the super-cute blonde is a Disney channel star and hang on, don’t try to flush your computer just yet — she’s also 20. Which means the only trouble you could get into with these pictures of Dove looking nice and leggy at the Make-Up Artists and Hair Stylists Guild Awards would be if you’re not supposed to take your pants off at work. Hmm, on second thought, maybe you should be extra careful…
Yes, Dove Cameron is attending a Disney Channel movie premiere in these shots, but don’t worry, the cutie’s over 18. I double-checked and everything. Now, that’s pretty much the only thing I know about the Disney star at the moment, but luckily, I’m 99% sure it’s also the only thing any of you perverts out there care about, so enjoy.
When I first saw these pictures of Dove Cameron at the 6th annual Thirst Gala, I was 90% sure they would mean big trouble for you perverts. But I just double-checked and it turns out Dove’s 19. Phew. Of course, that doesn’t mean these pictures aren’t still potentially trouble, but at least now you only have to worry about getting arrested for public indecency.
According to my sources, this cute blonde is Dove Cameron, and she’s on the set of her new movie Monsterville: The Cabinet Of Souls here (whatever that is). And the good news is Dove’s 19 (I double-checked), so you don’t have to worry about these pictures getting you in trouble. The bad is that, unfortunately, she’s not playing a legendary monster hunter whose only weakness is wearing clothes (again, I double-checked). Hmm. Do you think it’s too late to rewrite the script?
Today’s extra catch consists of Iggy Azalea, Kader Loth,Zoe Birkett, Peyton List, Jenna Elfman, Alex Jones, Eva Longoria, Leslie Mann,Madalina Ghenea, Alessandra Ambrosio,Micaela Schaefer, Yvonne Woelke, Ronja Hilbig,Mya, Mischa Barton,Katherine Schwarzenegger, Gwen Stefani, Zendaya Coleman, Paris Berelc, Stefanie Scott, Olivia Holt, Lucy Hale, Ava Sambora, Jessica Sanchez, Dove Cameron, Denise van Outen.