I know Elle Fanning is trying to make it as a professional fashion model these days, and that’s great and all, but the problem is, fashion photoshoots are just kinda boring. I mean, here she is in Harper’s Bazaar and I’m pretty sure she just put the Little Tuna to sleep. What happened to her gym selfies and dream of becoming a professional hot nobody? Or was that just my dream? Either way, it’s a very respectable career for a young hottie like Elle… OK, not really, but I bet she’d enjoy it a lot more. I know me and the Little Tuna definitely would.
As you guys probably know, I’m a big supporter of Elle Fanning‘s plan to go full hot nobody and really embrace the whole Instagram model lifestyle. But as much as I’m digging seeing her in skintight spandex here, I think she should take it easy at the gym. If anything, she needs to be putting on weight, not losing it. Especially in the chest and/or booty regions. I just want her to be healthy, guys.
I always have trouble telling the Fanning sisters apart, but I’m pretty sure Elle Fanning is the one that gave up on acting in order to become a professional “model.” And so far, so good. Looks like she even made the cover of LOVE Magazine‘s February issue. I don’t really get why they dressed her up as a Christmas tree or got her to pose with an inflatable alien, but whatever. This is definitely a good start.
I used to have trouble remembering which Fanning sister was which, but after Elle Fanning here’s gone from wannabe actor to wannabe Instagram hottie, I’ve been finding it a lot easier to tell them apart. But a lot harder to keep my sweatpants on, which is giving me trouble at the office (AKA my local Starbucks). But that’s a trade-off I’m willing to make. Yow! Now if you’ll excuse me, I think this barista is asking me to leave.
Here’s cutie Ella Fanning in Grazia Magazine doing what she does best; covering up. Sure we have gotten some peeks of her body, but it’s time she puts on the sexy 24/7. This is not going to sell magazines. It may get her movie roles, but there is no money making movies anymore. It’s all about social media.
OK, so I know seeing Elle Fanning posing holding a baby lamb probably isn’t going to get most of you guys going the same as, say, seeing her posing holding a super-hot bikini model. But first off, none of these lame fashion mags have asked me to do a photoshoot for them yet, even though I clearly have great ideas and my phone takes great pictures. And two, this is the Internet, so I’m sure this is working for at least one or two sickos out there. So enjoy, I guess?
I always knew getting on Instagram would be good for Elle Fanning, and I’m glad to see she’s finally embracing the whole young hot nobody lifestyle. Here she is sexy-dancing for the camera, there’s even a bonus bikini picture. I mean, no one’s going to confuse her for Bella Thorne just yet, but this is a definite step in the right direction. I’m so proud. …Pride’s one of the emotions you can feel in your pants region, right?
See? I told you guys that sexy selfie she posted a few months back would be good for Elle Fanning‘s career. Because now she just booked a L’Oréal gig, and I’m 99% sure we have that one picture to thank for this photoshoot. So here’s hoping there’s more where this came from, because I’ve always said Elle could have a very promising career as a professional
model hottie. Screw acting.
Here’s Elle Fanning making her cute skinny booty pop for today’s installment of “Young Hotties on Instagram.” I feel like I’ve been trying to convince her older sister Dakota to do this kind of thing for years, but hey, maybe if she sees how well getting into the sexy selfie game does for Elle’s career, she’ll start too. Here’s hoping anyway.
I’m not going to lie, I got a little confused when I first saw this shot of Elle Fanning on the cover of ELLE UK. Then I remembered ELLE‘s one of those fashion mags I never pay attention to, not an entire new magazine dedicated to the younger Fanning sister. So now I’m just confused why they got this hottie to do a photoshoot for them and then decided to cover her up head to toe in like 10 different layers. Weird, right?
I don’t know who this woman is with Elle Fanning in these shots she took for The Hollywood Reporter, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. But if Elle really wants to be taken seriously as an up-and-coming
actress hottie, she shouldn’t be doing shoots for lame trade magazines. She should be posing with lingerie models for foreign nudie “fashion” magazines. Just a little free professional advice.
I guess Elle Fanning thinks she’s a real model now that she played one in a movie, because here she is with a pretty crazy-looking photoshoot for some British fashion magazine. And you know, I’ve gotta say, it may not be very sexy, but at least it’s interesting. That alone makes Elle more of a legit fashion model than either of the Hadid sisters.
Time to take a break from Emmy coverage to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: hotties wearing skintight spandex for the paps. So here’s Elle Fanning coming back from a workout in a sports bra and leggings (I guess she was listening to me when I said she needed to get in shape). And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures definitely have me working up a sweat. Ow!