I’m gonna go ahead and assume that these latest Elsa Hosk lingerie shots are supposed to be selling that perfume she’s holding and not Kleenex or Kirkland-brand sweatpants, even though I’m going to need to run out and stock up on more of both after looking at these pictures. Anyway, I’ve also included a couple bonus pictures from Elsa’s Instagram, because she’s not just a professional supermodel, she’s a professional Insta-model too. And also because the more pictures we get of her perfect booty, the better. (You’re welcome, by the way.)
Now that everybody is an Instagram model, I know it can be tough to tell the pros from the amateurs. But then someone like Elsa Hosk comes along, posts a naked selfie and makes the rest of the Insta-hotties out there look like a bunch of wannabes. So I hope they’re all paying attention, because Elsa just raised the bar. Along with a few other things, if you catch my drift. I’m talking about my pants region, just to be clear.
Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk giving herself a wedgie in her latest bikini photoshoot, but for some reason, this lame photographer forgot to get the other angle, AKA the money shot. AKA a picture of Elsa’s booty. And see, this is why I keep saying I should just do all of Victoria’s Secret’s bikini photoshoots from now on. My phone takes great pictures. And I’d never forget to get a shot of a model’s perfect booty. Call me!
You guys know that I love Elsa Hosk as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert. I mean, just last week, I called her perfection. So I’m not trying to be mean when I say I’m not really digging these baggy jumpsuits and stupid hats, and that she should forget about pretending to be a fashion model and stick with the bikini model thing. It’s important to stick to what you’re good at. It’s why I keep making dumb jokes about hotties on this blog instead of getting a real job.
It’s a sad day for the modeling business when nobody wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are bigger household names than legit Victoria’s Secret hotties like Elsa Hosk, but luckily, there’s something you can do to combat this horrible trend. First: drool over these pictures of Elsa. Then send this page to 10-15 of your closest family and friends. Trust me. It might be the most important thing you do all week.
If you guys have been paying attention to the site lately, you probably already know that Elsa Hosk is one of the fittest supermodels in the business right now. But just in case you needed a reminder, here’s a clip from a workout video the Victoria’s Secret hottie filmed for Harper’s Bazaar. I don’t know about you dudes, but forget trying this leg lift, I’m working up a sweat just watching her do it. Yow!
Christmas may be over, but LOVE‘s Advent series (AKA 31 days of hottie videos) is still going strong, and even better, it looks like they’re back to making good ones again, because here’s Elsa Hosk doing some kind of dumbbell routine that’s basically just an excuse for her to bend over in lingerie. So in other words, it’s a genius idea for a video. Enjoy.
I could spend all day watching this GIF of Elsa Hosk smacking her booty on repeat, but I’ve got a site to run and I’m a professional. (Stop laughing.) So first I’m going to make sure to get this post of all the latest hotness from the Victoria’s Secret hottie up, and then I’m going to get back to drooling all over my keyboard. Enjoy.
So, according to my sources, Kendall Jenner was just named the highest-paid model in the world. And at first, I thought it must just be an April Fools joke or something, until I remembered it’s November. But that makes zero sense to me, especially when there’s actual supermodel hotties out there like Elsa Hosk. You really mean to tell me that discount wannabe celebrity is worth more than this? Yeah, right.
I know Halloween is every pervert’s favorite time of year, but I think it’s time to take a quick break from our Halloween coverage of hotties wearing next to nothing to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming… of hotties wearing next to nothing. So, uh, here’s Elsa Hosk with a new lingerie shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Enjoy.
You know how sometimes people say a picture is worth a thousand words? That doesn’t make any sense to me. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been looking at this picture of Elsa Hosk giving her lingerie a tug for probably 30 minutes now, and honestly, only two words come to mind: holy sh%t. Just… wow. Enjoy.
Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models and that is because the chick doesn’t mind getting naked. Sure she is not nude in these photos, but Google it and I promise you it is easy to find. Anyway, have fun browsing.
Because the only thing better than one world-class hottie in lingerie is a whole bunch of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and a couple of her supermodel co-workers pretending to be the world’s hottest cowboys. But actually, now that I think about it, there is one more thing that would make these pictures even better: if these hotties had a blogger to ride. Giddy up!