Good news, everybody. It looks like Emily Ratajkowski finally gave up on her goal of becoming a “real actress” and went back to her true calling: posting smoking hot pictures to Instagram. Here’s a few of her latest hits, and I think we can all agree, it’s good to see Emily back doing what she does best. It’s just too bad they don’t give out Oscars for giving strangers pants fires via the Internet. If they did, Emily would be a total lock.
Hands down, the worst thing about Emily Ratajkowski trying to become a respectable actress now is that it means she has to go to black-tie events like this, instead of just going to the beach. Anyway, I guess she’s looking classy here, but nobody wants to see Emily looking classy. We want to see her in lingerie.
More proof that Instagram models are slowly becoming porn stars. Here is Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie dancing around for LOVE Advent 2015. I swear I saw this exact scene in the beginning of a Brazzer film I watched the other day. If you don’t know what Brazzers is, go look it up. Anyway, I don’t see the point to these videos. Love keeps releasing a new one each day with a different Instagram model and they’re all boring. Sure Emily is hot, but you going to have to do much more than this to make me unzip my pants!
I don’t know if Emily Ratajkowski actually needs those glasses of hers, or if she’s just trying to get people to think of her as the world’s smartest model. But let’s be real here: if she forgot to remember to forget to wear a bra under this see-through shirt of hers, how smart can she really be? That’s like the first thing they cover in Hot Nobody 101. C’mon Emily.
Here’s Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, Martha Hunt, Cara Delevingne, Stella Maxwell, Emily Ratajkowski and Gigi Hadid at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. I know Gigi and Cara are pretty much socialite Instagram models, but I’m too lazy to do another post simply on Instagram stars who attended, so I figured I’d just lump them in. I’m sure if they’re reading this, they’d be happy.
After seeing Emily Ratajkowski all covered up in Chicago yesterday, this is more like it. I guess Emily was just waiting until the We Are Your Friends tour hit LA to bust out her A game (aka this epic cleavage), and I can’t blame her. Because I’m sure there were a lot more people at last night’s premiere who could help her newfound acting career, and I don’t know about you guys, but Emily’s looking like a very talented actress to me in these shots. Bravo.
Looks like Emily Ratajkowski‘s worldwide hotness tour is still going strong, because after London and New York, now here she is in Chicago for a screening of her new movie. Only it looks like she forgot to bring her cleavage with her on this leg of the trip. Sorry Chicago. I just hope it’s not too late to ask for your money back.
In case you guys forgot, Emily Ratajkowski is totally a real actress these days, which means she has to do things like show up on Good Morning America and put on killer cleavage shows at afterparties to promote her new movie. So, yeah, on second thought, I fully support this career change of Emily’s. I don’t know if she’s any good at acting, but she’s clearly very talented at this part of the gig. Encore!
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski in London for the premiere of her new movie We Are Your Friends, and now that she’s a serious actress and everything, I’ve noticed that she’s been doing a lot more premieres than lingerie shoots lately. And I’d complain, but considering Emily’s an instant pants fire no matter what she’s wearing, it’s hard to get too upset. Actually, it’s hard to do much of anything whenever we get a new Emily post. Well, except drool all over my keyboard, but that’s involuntary so it doesn’t really count. Anyway, enjoy, while I go get a towel.
I guess Emily Ratajkowski is tired of bloggers like me not taking her seriously and still thinking of her as just another hot, airhead Maxim model. Because all of a sudden here she is in London looking much smarter than I gave her credit for. And I don’t mean because of the glasses, I mean because of the seriously hot show she put on for the paps. Genius!
Emily Ratajkowski is on the cover of British GQ next month looking hot as ever, and apparently someone decided to call her “Instagram’s It-Girl.” And yeah, I don’t know about that. As you all know, I
creep follow a lot of hot models on Instagram for this job, and if you ask me, there’s definitely hotter InstaBabes out there. So if Emily wants that title for real, we’re going to have to start seeing a whole lot more bikini and/or topless selfies from her on a daily basis. …Please?
I always love a hottie in a see-through dress, but I’m a little surprised Emily Ratajkowski didn’t go all the way at this LA art gallery exhibit and forget to wear anything underneath. I mean, it’s not like Emily’s opposed to showing a little extra skin, right? I guess maybe she didn’t want to distract too much from the paintings, but too late. Everybody knows that body of hers is the real work of art. Enjoy.
I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but Emily Ratajkowski‘s been on a serious hot streak lately. In fact, she’s been looking so hot, I’m pretty sure she’s the main contributor to global warming these days. At least when it comes to my pants region, anyway. So enjoy her latest shoot for Revolve Clothing, but don’t be surprised if you need to take a cold shower after.
I know I like to make fun of Emily Ratajkowski sometimes and say that me and the Tuna Bump are the main reason she got so famous, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due. And there’s no denying she works pretty hard for a model. Because when she’s not looking crazy hot for professional photoshoots (like this latest picture for W Magazine), she’s also doing extra Instagram bikini modeling on the side. I just wish every model was this dedicated.