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Finally, Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage

August 21st, 2015

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After seeing Emily Ratajkowski all covered up in Chicago yesterday, this is more like it. I guess Emily was just waiting until the We Are Your Friends tour hit LA to bust out her A game (aka this epic cleavage), and I can’t blame her. Because I’m sure there were a lot more people at last night’s premiere who could help her newfound acting career, and I don’t know about you guys, but Emily’s looking like a very talented actress to me in these shots. Bravo.

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More Emily Ratajkowski As An Actress

August 20th, 2015

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Looks like Emily Ratajkowski‘s worldwide hotness tour is still going strong, because after London and New York, now here she is in Chicago for a screening of her new movie. Only it looks like she forgot to bring her cleavage with her on this leg of the trip. Sorry Chicago. I just hope it’s not too late to ask for your money back.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Still Trying To Be An Actress

August 19th, 2015

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In case you guys forgot, Emily Ratajkowski is totally a real actress these days, which means she has to do things like show up on Good Morning America and put on killer cleavage shows at afterparties to promote her new movie. So, yeah, on second thought, I fully support this career change of Emily’s. I don’t know if she’s any good at acting, but she’s clearly very talented at this part of the gig. Encore!

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Now An Actress

August 12th, 2015

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski in London for the premiere of her new movie We Are Your Friends, and now that she’s a serious actress and everything, I’ve noticed that she’s been doing a lot more premieres than lingerie shoots lately. And I’d complain, but considering Emily’s an instant pants fire no matter what she’s wearing, it’s hard to get too upset. Actually, it’s hard to do much of anything whenever we get a new Emily post. Well, except drool all over my keyboard, but that’s involuntary so it doesn’t really count. Anyway, enjoy, while I go get a towel.

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Emily Ratajkowski Wants To be Taken Seriously

August 11th, 2015

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I guess Emily Ratajkowski is tired of bloggers like me not taking her seriously and still thinking of her as just another hot, airhead Maxim model. Because all of a sudden here she is in London looking much smarter than I gave her credit for. And I don’t mean because of the glasses, I mean because of the seriously hot show she put on for the paps. Genius!

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Emily Ratajkowski Does GQ

August 3rd, 2015

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Emily Ratajkowski is on the cover of British GQ next month looking hot as ever, and apparently someone decided to call her “Instagram’s It-Girl.” And yeah, I don’t know about that. As you all know, I creep follow a lot of hot models on Instagram for this job, and if you ask me, there’s definitely hotter InstaBabes out there. So if Emily wants that title for real, we’re going to have to start seeing a whole lot more bikini and/or topless selfies from her on a daily basis. …Please?

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Sexy See Through Dress

July 20th, 2015

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I always love a hottie in a see-through dress, but I’m a little surprised Emily Ratajkowski didn’t go all the way at this LA art gallery exhibit and forget to wear anything underneath. I mean, it’s not like Emily’s opposed to showing a little extra skin, right? I guess maybe she didn’t want to distract too much from the paintings, but too late. Everybody knows that body of hers is the real work of art. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski Does Revolve Clothing Good

July 8th, 2015

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I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but Emily Ratajkowski‘s been on a serious hot streak lately. In fact, she’s been looking so hot, I’m pretty sure she’s the main contributor to global warming these days. At least when it comes to my pants region, anyway. So enjoy her latest shoot for Revolve Clothing, but don’t be surprised if you need to take a cold shower after.

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Amazing

July 1st, 2015

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I know I like to make fun of Emily Ratajkowski sometimes and say that me and the Tuna Bump are the main reason she got so famous, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due. And there’s no denying she works pretty hard for a model. Because when she’s not looking crazy hot for professional photoshoots (like this latest picture for W Magazine), she’s also doing extra Instagram bikini modeling on the side. I just wish every model was this dedicated.

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Hot

June 8th, 2015

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Now that Emily Ratajkowski‘s a big-time star and not just another hot nobody Maxim model, she gets invited to big-time events, like the 69th annual Tony Awards. And maybe I’m just delusional, but I figure one of these days she’s bound to take me as her date to one of these things, considering everything I did for her career. You think it’s easy posting pictures of Emily in lingerie and writing a few lines about how crazy hot she is a couple times a month? …Actually, don’t answer that.

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Amazing

June 3rd, 2015

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski at the Entourage premiere, and in case you haven’t noticed, Emily’s officially an A-list hottie these days. And even though I’m still waiting for my official thank-you motorboat for helping get her there, I’m just glad to see the Tuna Bump works. Because now when I promise hot nobodies that sending me sexy pictures can help their career, I can point to Emily as a success story. See, ladies? All you need is to look drop-dead sexy in lingerie, be willing to get naked on camera and you too can become a huge star. It’s the American Dream.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An A-List Hottie

May 20th, 2015

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Now that Emily Ratajkowski is an A-list model thanks to me and the Tuna Bump (you’re welcome, by the way), she gets invited to all kinds of fancy events, like the 67th annual Parson Fashion Benefit in New York. And you’d think she’d take me to one of them one of these days as a thank-you or something. Then again, I’d also take lingerie selfies sent to my inbox or 30 seconds of motorboating her perfect cleavage. Honestly, I’m not really that picky.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Hotness Is Top Notch

April 20th, 2015

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OK, so I may not support this whole “serious actress” kick that Emily Ratajkowski‘s been on lately, but here’s something I can support: a new set of lingerie pictures Emily did for Free People. It’s important to play to your strengths. Why do you think I keep making the same stupid dick jokes over and over? When you find something that works, you stick with it. And these are definitely working for me.

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