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Emily Ratajkowski’s Topless Boobs For SI

September 21st, 2017

SI just release this video on YouTube of Emily Ratajkowski topless. I don’t know how YouTube allowed this video to go through cause clearly it serves as one purpose, and one purpose only. And no not for educational purposes. Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Is A Flasher

September 18th, 2017

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OK, so I know this is probably a little more PG-13 than what you were hoping for when you saw that headline, but come on. This is a family site, remember? Plus, if you ever want to see Emily Ratajkowski flashing something other than her bra for the cameras, you don’t have to spend much time searching. I figure 30 seconds ought to do it. Maybe 45, if you really concentrate. Good luck.

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Emily Ratajkowski Gives Herself A Squeeze

September 15th, 2017

I always thought that “The Secret” stuff was total BS. You know, visualize it, and it will come true? But last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she needed to step up her social media. And more importantly, that she needed to give those funbags of hers a squeeze. And now here she is doing both at some charity event in New York! Damn. I must be some kind of wizard or something! Next up: getting Emily to give me her phone number. Wish me luck.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Boringly Hot

September 1st, 2017

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I’m getting really bored with Emily Ratajkowski. She needs to step up her Instagram and Snapchat game. She is 26-years-old and that is like 60 when it comes to social media standards. Look at her just standing around being hot. Lame. Emily, those boobs aren’t going to squeeze themselves. Get to work lady.

         
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More Emily Ratajkowski Hotness

August 23rd, 2017

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I still don’t really understand how some tech billionaire or pro athlete or rich and famous actor hasn’t taken Emily Ratajkowski off the market yet, but hey, I’m not complaining. Because every day she’s still single means another chance to see more pictures of her perfect booty on Instagram. And it also means yours truly has still got a chance. We’re talking a 0.00000000001% chance, but I’ll take it!

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Emily Ratajkowski Works Her Booty On Social Media

August 21st, 2017

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So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Working Her Instagram Hard!

August 15th, 2017

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Like I said the other day, I’m surprised Emily Ratajkowski is still playing the social media game and not married to some billionaire. She better hurry up and snag one because she is now 26, and in hot chick years, that is way up there. We should all pray for her. There is nothing sadder than a hot chick at 30, still showing her tits on the web.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Will Blow Your Pants Off

August 9th, 2017

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Don’t let the fact that Emily Ratajkowski‘s got a billion Instagram followers fool you. She’s still a real working supermodel in addition to being an Insta-pants fire. And here she is doing a new fall campaign for DL1961, which according to my sources is some kind of jeans company. Which is funny, because with photoshoots like this, I could’ve sworn they sold fire extinguishers or giant buckets of ice. Go figure.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Sweet Underboob

August 3rd, 2017

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I know Emily Ratajkowski is probably a little too famous to technically be considered a professional Instagram model, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a total pro when it comes to posting pictures of her funbags on social media. So you guys go ahead and enjoy Emily’s hard work. And it’s good to know that if this whole supermodel thing doesn’t work out, she’s always got another gig to fall back on.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobage In Allure Magazine

July 18th, 2017

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you perverts probably don’t have a subscription to Allure Magazine. But don’t worry, I’ll help spare you the embarrassment of pretending you’re buying it for “your girlfriend,” just so you can ogle the latest photoshoot from their August cover girl and five-alarm pants fire Emily Ratajkowski. Now you can spend your lunch break locking yourself in your work bathroom with your phone and pretending you ate bad sushi instead. You’re welcome.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On Display

June 27th, 2017

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Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

June 23rd, 2017

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Topless Jiggle

June 14th, 2017

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If you guys want to see Emily Ratajkowski dancing around topless — and if I know my readers, I’m guessing that’s pretty high up on most of your wish lists — well, just go and re-watch the “Blurred Lines” video for the millionth time, because it’s still got these GIFs beat. But if you’re looking to see Emily dancing topless without getting kicked out of your place of work/classroom/a crowded subway train, then you’re definitely going to want to check these out. Enjoy.


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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Tease

June 12th, 2017

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I know it’s not “technically” summer for another week or two, but as far as I’m concerned, we’ve already got the first unofficial signs of summer right here: a brand new set of Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures and beach selfies on Instagram. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the temperature in my pants region just jumped a good 50 degrees. Yow.

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