I have to apologize to you guys for something. See, last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said that she was a better Instagram model than professional supermodel. But I just came across this bikini photoshoot she did, and I’m ready to admit I was 100% wrong. Just as soon as I can put out this five-alarm pants fire. …This could take a while. Wow!
With all the time Emily Ratajkowski spends shaking that perfect booty of hers on Instagram (or Snapchat), sometimes I forget she’s actually a real working supermodel too. So here’s a couple shots of Emily hard at work doing some real modeling, and then a couple of her doing some Instagram modeling too, because let’s be honest, those are usually way hotter anyways. Enjoy!
I know in the past I’ve questioned how come Emily Ratajkowski has so many Instagram followers. Last I checked, she was up over 15 million. But I think I’m finally starting to get it. I mean, sure, she’s not the only professional Insta-hottie out there with a nice booty, but this is some grade-A Internet content. So enjoy.
As you guys probably know, I love Halloween. It’s basically blogger Christmas, with all the hotties and wannabe celebs dressing up even sl%ttier than usual. Anyway, here’s one of the world’s top
supermodels Instagram models Emily Ratajkowski dressed up as what I’m pretty sure is Bella Thorne. The nipple tape and neon wig combo is kind of a dead giveaway. And I’ve got to say, this is a great look for Emily. She should really consider trying it out the other 364 days of the year.
I don’t know if this is a wig, or if Emily Ratajkowski actually went ahead and cut most of her hair off, and I’m sure I could probably figure it out with a little closer inspection. Problem is, I’ve already got my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but I’m having a little trouble scrolling all the way up to Emily’s hair. For some reason, I keep getting sidetracked between her stomach and her shoulders… Oh well. I’m sure I’ll get there eventually.
I don’t know who this lucky bastard is in this video that’s getting to put his (or her) filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski‘s perfect booty, but I do know this: if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, then I want to come back at that person’s hand in my next life. Damn!
Most of us — OK, make that all of us — are probably never going to know what it’s like to sit across from Emily Ratajkowski in a restaurant. (Unless she finally takes me up on my very generous offer to let her take me out to dinner to celebrate her 15 millionth Instagram follower.) Anyway, point is, this video of Emily giving herself a tasty squeeze with her menu is the next best thing. It’s also the best thing I’ve seen all day. So enjoy.
According to my sources over at Google, it’s Paris Fashion Week right now. Which normally, I wouldn’t give a sh%t about, because the only modeling I actually care about these days is Instagram modeling. Oh, and Victoria’s Secret modeling too, I guess. But Emily Ratajkowski and her supermodel funbags apparently showed up, and that’s always a top story as far as I’m concerned. So enjoy.
OK, so I know this is probably a little more PG-13 than what you were hoping for when you saw that headline, but come on. This is a family site, remember? Plus, if you ever want to see Emily Ratajkowski flashing something other than her bra for the cameras, you don’t have to spend much time searching. I figure 30 seconds ought to do it. Maybe 45, if you really concentrate. Good luck.
I always thought that “The Secret” stuff was total BS. You know, visualize it, and it will come true? But last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she needed to step up her social media. And more importantly, that she needed to give those funbags of hers a squeeze. And now here she is doing both at some charity event in New York! Damn. I must be some kind of wizard or something! Next up: getting Emily to give me her phone number. Wish me luck.
I’m getting really bored with Emily Ratajkowski. She needs to step up her Instagram and Snapchat game. She is 26-years-old and that is like 60 when it comes to social media standards. Look at her just standing around being hot. Lame. Emily, those boobs aren’t going to squeeze themselves. Get to work lady.
I still don’t really understand how some tech billionaire or pro athlete or rich and famous actor hasn’t taken Emily Ratajkowski off the market yet, but hey, I’m not complaining. Because every day she’s still single means another chance to see more pictures of her perfect booty on Instagram. And it also means yours truly has still got a chance. We’re talking a 0.00000000001% chance, but I’ll take it!
So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.