I thought Emily Ratajkowski had given up on the modeling business and just gone back to being a professional Instagram hottie again. But it’s a good thing she didn’t, because this latest lingerie shoot is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen from Emily in months. I’m pretty sure my pants region just spontaneously combusted. So enjoy, but make sure to stay away from anything flammable just to be safe.
So, I know the past week has been kind of rough for people, but I’ve got some news that should make you perverts feel a lot happier. Well, in your pants regions, at least. Because apparently Emily Ratajkowski is on a beach vacation in Mexico right now, and even better? It’s a topless beach. Oh, and some paparazzi with zoom lenses “happened” to be there too. So check out the NSFW pictures here, then go ahead and join Emily in her happy dance. You’re welcome.
OK, so I know I’ve been saying that Emily Ratajkowski should give up on real modeling and just stick to Intsagram modeling instead, but that was before I saw this new topless photoshoot she did. And now I take it all back. Because this shoot is so pants-meltingly hot, I’d like to give Emily a hand. Literally. I think she could use an extra one. Those things look heavy! And my wrists are very strong. Call me!
I’m glad to see Emily Ratajkowski took my advice and gave up on real modeling to get back to her true calling: fake modeling. And in case you thought Emily was just a one-hit wonder, here she is doing it all, Instagram modeling, Snapchat modeling. Even gas station modeling. I’m telling you guys, she’s a total natural. Anyway, as long as I’m dispensing advice and Emily’s listening, I also think she should give up on Hollywood guys and start dating someone more down-to-earth. Like, say, a pasty loser who still lives in his mom’s basement. And here’s the best part: I already know just the guy…
I guess Emily Ratajkowski has officially given up on acting and gone back to real modeling, because I just came across this new photoshoot she did in New York. And don’t get me wrong, there’s some good shots in here. Especially this one. But I still think Emily should just devote herself to Instagram modeling full-time. (Or Snapchat.) It’s a much better use of her, uh, natural talents.
Today’s a big day over here at Tuna HQ (AKA the Starbucks near my mom’s house). See, I just found out that one of my all-time favorite Instagram hotties Emily Ratajkowski is also on Snapchat. And in my professional opinion, she’s just as talented at posting sexy cleavage shots on there as she is on Instagram. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds to celebrate the great news.
Since Emily Ratajkowski‘s dreams of being a big movie star are pretty much over, she is back to being a useless hot Instagram model. Not that there is a problem with that, it’s just becoming very competitive. Even though she’shot, she’s going to have to go back to being naked to really win over the younger generation. For me, tits is enough, but you need to be able to see everything now. Kids these days are desensitized and a little cleavage ain’t going to get a 20 year old off anymore.
I’m not sure if these pictures make Emily Ratajkowski officially the world’s hottest Dodgers fan, or if she’s just a “real fan” the same way she’s a “real actress,” but I do know this: I guarantee that whoever was lucky enough to be sitting within 10 rows of her at that game the other day didn’t pay attention to even a single at-bat. Personally, I would’ve been rooting for extra innings. Yow!
I don’t know if Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling.
I don’t know how Emily Ratajkowski managed to get invited to the Emmys last night, but I bet whoever asked her definitely wasn’t expecting her to show up with that supermodel cleavage of hers all covered up. I know you guys think I’m just being mean, but this is why I keep saying Emily should stop trying to pretend to be a serious “actress” and just stick to professional Instagram modeling. It’s way less disappointing for all of us.
I know I like to make fun of these so-called professional Instagram models, but here’s one of my all-time favorites Emily Ratajkowski hard at work in a few new bikini pictures. And after seeing these, I’d like to apply to be Emily’s personal wedgie picker. What? If being a professional Insta-hottie can be a real job, professional wedgie assistant should be too. It’s only fair.
Here’s a whole bunch of professional hotties at some Target-sponsored launch party for New York Fashion Week: Emily Ratajkowski, Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Joan Smalls, Kendall Jenner, and Nicole Trunfio. Because everyone knows smoking hot supermodels definitely shop at Target and don’t just get all their clothes for free from designers and companies to wear on Instagram, right? Whatever, I’m willing to go along with it and pretend as long as they are.