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Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo

September 30th, 2014

In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine, which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s World-class Cleavage Show

September 29th, 2014

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As you probably remember (because I remind you pretty much every chance I get), I first introduced you degenerates to Emily Ratajkowski before she got naked for Robin Thicke and became an A-list model. Anyway, now she’s apparently a movie star too, and here she is at the premiere of Gone Girl in New York showing off her world-class cleavage. So there you have it ladies, an endorsement from the Tuna works after all. You don’t even have to date me first, but it’s still strongly recommended. Just think how big Emily could’ve been.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Topless For GQ

June 24th, 2014

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I’m not gonna lie (even though it would cut down on the hate mail), sometimes I just don’t get how Emily Ratajkowski became one of the world’s hottest supermodels. Well, this isn’t one of those times. Because after seeing these pictures of her getting topless and down and dirty for the latest issue of GQ, I think I’m starting to get the appeal. Sure, I still don’t think Emily can compete with world-class hotties like Xenia Deli, but maybe a couple more topless pictures delivered to my inbox would help change my mind. Hint hint. It’d certainly be better than more emails about what a fat loser I am.

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Emily Ratajkowski Does Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards

June 9th, 2014

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski showcasing her super amazing body at the Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards and that’s about it because the second this girl smiles, it makes me wonder how in the world did she become a top model? Don’t get me wrong, Emily is hotter than any girl I’ve ever brought home to my mom’s basement, which just proves how pathetic my life is, but I’m just trying to make sense of her mass appeal. Now before you press send on that email you’re writing me about how fat I am and that I’ve probably never been laid. Let me tell you, I once put the tip in and I lasted 3 seconds. So there!

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Not Just A Glamour Model

May 16th, 2014

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I’m big enough to admit when I’m wrong on something. And after seeing these pictures of Emily Ratajkowski looking appropriately smoking hot at something called the 18th annual Hot List Party in Vegas, I’ll say it: I was wrong. She’s not just a Playboy model who got lucky, she deserves to make the jump from hot nobody to A-list model. And no, I’m not just saying that to get her to finally agree to sleep over at my place. Oh wait, yes I am. Nevermind.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

May 9th, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Emily Ratajkowski, Jennette McCurdy, Scout Willis, Francesca Eastwood, Mia Rose Frampton, Amanda Leighton, Sarah Dumont, Ginny Gardner, Audrey Whitby, Carmen Electra, Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Hunter Elizabeth, Katie Cleary, Hunter Elizabeth, Jayden Jaymes, Lisa Ann, Lydia Bright, Kristen Bell, Zoe Saldana,Candice Swanepoel, Hannah Ferguson, Miley Cyrus, Pixie Lott, Nicola McLean, Aisleyne Horgan Wallace, Zooey Deschanel.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An Instant Pant Fire

April 7th, 2014

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Sure, I may think Emily Ratajkowski is just a Playboy model who got lucky (thanks to the Tuna Bump, naturally), but since I know how much the rest of you all like her, here’s a new photoshoot from the newest busty A-list model. Now I’m not entirely sure if Emily qualifies as a household name just yet, but that’s probably only because husbands and boyfriends everywhere have to pretend they don’t have her topless pics bookmarked “recognize her” to avoid having to spend a night on the couch. So enjoy, and hopefully I didn’t just blow up your spot there.

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Emily Ratajkowski Works It Good In A Bikini

March 31st, 2014

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I still haven’t received so much as a thank you from Emily Ratajkowski for helping take her from hot nobody obscurity into famous model/actress territory. That said, I guess this latest set of sexy bikini pictures from Fox Swimwear are at least a step in the right direction. But I’m still holding out for that thank you card and/or thank you set of personalized naked pictures. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Impressive Chesticles

February 6th, 2014

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So I guess Emily Ratajkowski didn’t like it last time when I said she was just a Playboy model who got lucky, because she’s definitely making me eat my words with this latest sexy photoshoot. Sure, I still say she’s got a pretty average face, but I probably didn’t give her body enough credit — it’s not just amazing, it’s hot enough to create a total pants meltdown. So before you go ahead and look at these pictures, I’d recommend making sure you know where your nearest fire extinguisher is just in case.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is A Lucky Piece

January 30th, 2014

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Maybe I’m just bitter because Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t thanked me for helping make her super-famous yet (not even a card!), but as far as I’m concerned, she’s just an overrated product of the Internet. Sure, she’s got an amazing body, but compared to other big-name models, her face is pretty average. She’s basically just a Playboy model who got lucky. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.

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Emily Ratajkowski Gets Naked In A Shower

December 3rd, 2013

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For anyone who’s ever wondered what it would be like to take a shower with Emily Ratajkowski (and I’m betting that’s 99% of you), well, you’re in luck. Because after that great Christmas-themed photoshoot yesterday, I’ve got an even better one from Emily for you guys today: this shower-themed photoshoot. I’m not sure what it’s for, or what they’re trying to sell, but whatever it is, consider me sold. Because if you’re anything like me, you’re going to need to go take a cold shower of your own before you’ll be able to get any more work done today.

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Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Good!

December 2nd, 2013

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We’ve got under a month to go until Christmas, and while I’ve never been a big fan of all the decorations people put up everywhere, there is one thing about the holiday season that I do love: Christmas-themed photoshoots. Like this one of super-hottie Emily Ratajkowski. There’s just something about a girl in red velvet and matching lingerie that makes me want to have her sit on my lap and tell me what she wants for Christmas. Actually, we could scratch that last part. Just sitting on my lap would be good too.

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Hot

November 27th, 2013

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This is probably an old pic of Emily Ratajkowski from before I made her famous, but who cares? Any picture of this hottie in a bikini is worth posting as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, I know she’s a big-name model these days and Esquire‘s Woman of the Year and all, but I’d still love to check out that price tag she’s got on her here. When it comes to Emily, I’ve always wondered how much. It’s just my own damn fault for helping put her out of my price range.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Awesome Lingerie Pictures

November 4th, 2013

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Here’s Esquire Magazine’s Woman Of The Year Emily Ratajkowski working her hotness in some sexy lingerie. I don’t know how they decided to give Emily the honor because I’m sure that there’s a more deserving lady out there who is either saving puppies or curing cancer and not getting naked for some stupid, yet awesome music video. I guess Esquire’s magazine sales are suffering and they figure Emily’s hotness will make them a couple of bucks. Smart, but realistically the only award Emily should be getting is for making my undies explode every time I see her.

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