I could’ve sworn we were done with Farrah Abraham, but someone keeps inviting the teen mom-turned-porn star-turned-wannabe celebrity to red carpets. See, here she is at something called OK! Magazine So Sexy LA, and now I’m sure somebody messed up with the invites. Because the only thing “sexy” about Farrah are those bolt-ons she bought with her Teen Mom money. And I’m pretty sure they’re also the only things keeping Farrah “famous” past her 15 minute expiration date.