I don’t know when Selena Gomez and Gigi Hadid became friends. I didn’t realize they even knew each other, but I guess when you’re young and hot and Insta-famous, you probably travel in similar crowds. Anyway, it turns out Selena and Gigi are tighter than I thought. We’re talking drunkenly-hugging-on-the-beach-in-super-short-dresses tight. And I don’t know about you guys, but all of a sudden, my pants are feeling a lot tighter too.
I know some of you are probably starting to get sick of hearing me complain about the modeling industry and how none of these so-called supermodels deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as the hotties I grew up drooling over. But here’s Gigi Hadid‘s new photoshoot for Glamour‘s December issue and apparently not only did her rich parents buy her the cover, they also bought her a spot on their Women of the Year list. That’s just sad.
I guess when you get to be in the Si Swimsuit magazine, you can consider yourself a real model, but now SI has become a joke and all they care about is getting hot chicks who have a massive followings. No longer are the days they had top level a$$. Now it’s just above average socialites and girls who gamed Instagram early on. Not that I care, because SI has been pumping out the same looking crap for an eternity and no one buys their magazine anymore. All this to say that Gigi Hadid is just an above average looking girl, who most dudes would like to bang.
I guess the Hadids must’ve gotten some kind of two-for-one deal on foreign fashion magazine covers, because first Bella did Chinese Elle last week, and now here’s Gigi Hadid with her very own photoshoot in Vogue Korea. It’s a little tough for me to pick which sister did it better, mostly because neither of them are very good models, but if I had to choose, I guess I’d go with the one who wore less clothes. Congrats, Bella!
I’m not sure what’s harder to buy, the fact that Gigi Hadid is considered a real model these days, or that she’s modeling for Reebok. But I guess if there’s one thing Gigi has tons of experience in, it’s wearing leggings 24/7. That’s pretty much the hot nobody uniform these days. Anyway, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely starting to sweat after checking out this latest photoshoot. Although it’s hard to say whether that’s because of Gigi’s legs or my fear of heights. Either way, yow!
I still don’t really buy this whole “Gigi Hadid is a professional supermodel” thing, but I guess my mom still doesn’t buy that I’m a professional journalist either. And I’ve got to say, out of the two Hadid sister/fake models, I’d definitely take Gigi over her sister. At least she knows how to do more than one look for the camera. I guess their rich parents must’ve ran out of money for modeling lessons after Gigi.
I don’t really buy that Gigi Hadid has ever actually broken a sweat in her life, unless we’re talking about the time she laid out on the beach for too long, so I don’t know if she’d be my first choice to model a new line of exercise clothes… But the good news is, that doesn’t stop this Reebok photoshoot she did from being a total workout. Plus, it’s not like the women who actually buy this athleisure crap are going to be wearing it to the gym either. So let’s just enjoy the pictures of a genetically-gifted hottie in skintight spandex and call it a day.
I was all set to point out how one of these things was not like the other in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video from Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio. But I’m not gonna lie, then I got a little distracted by all the shots of the two dancing around in bikinis together. And really, who cares if Gigi’s only a pretend supermodel? I’d still kill to make a Tuna sandwich with both these hotties.
I guess now that Gigi Hadid‘s officially a “real” model and everything, she gets invited to all the major events, and here she is attending the British Fashion Awards. Anyway, I’m not sure if she won anything and I’m too lazy to look it up, but if there was a category for Best Pretend-Supermodel, Gigi definitely deserved to be in the top 5.
I can’t even begin to estimate how much it must cost to “convince” the modeling world that Gigi Hadid is a real fashion model and not just another rich kid/Instagram wannabe. I just know that I haven’t seen a dime yet. Anyway, here’s Gigi back with another magazine shoot. This time it’s grabbing her booty for W Korea. And until I can get my hands on some of that payoff (or that booty), I guess these pictures will have to do for now.
Here’s Gigi Hadid naked on a horse for some new photoshoot for Allure Magazine because apparently she’s still trying to prove she’s a real, respectable fashion model and not just another wannabe rich kid with a bunch of Instagram followers. And the best way to do that is getting naked around some animals for an “artsy” magazine shoot, I guess? I dunno, I agree with the “getting naked” part, but I think these pictures would be a lot more daring if she was riding a blogger instead. Just something to think about for next time.
When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine, I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right. I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna.
Here’s “real” model Gigi Hadid participating in the latest modeling trend in her new photoshoot: giving some serious tongue action for the camera. Now sure, I could point out that this is something that wannabe Instagram models do, not real supermodels, but it’s also pretty hot, so I’m going to let it slide. Enjoy.
I guess Gigi Hadid must have gotten tired of being a fashion model, because apparently she’s a fitness model for Reebok now. At least judging from this latest boxing-themed photoshoot. And we definitely know Gigi knows how to throw a mean left hook. Anyway, for those of you counting along at home, Gigi’s been a fashion model, an Instagram model, a swimsuit model, a sidewalk model, and now a fitness model. I’m not sure if that’s talent, or just being a bored rich kid. But either way, I think Gigi should really try being a nude model next. I’m telling you, she’d be perfect for it.