I don’t really buy that Gigi Hadid has ever actually broken a sweat in her life, unless we’re talking about the time she laid out on the beach for too long, so I don’t know if she’d be my first choice to model a new line of exercise clothes… But the good news is, that doesn’t stop this Reebok photoshoot she did from being a total workout. Plus, it’s not like the women who actually buy this athleisure crap are going to be wearing it to the gym either. So let’s just enjoy the pictures of a genetically-gifted hottie in skintight spandex and call it a day.
I was all set to point out how one of these things was not like the other in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video from Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio. But I’m not gonna lie, then I got a little distracted by all the shots of the two dancing around in bikinis together. And really, who cares if Gigi’s only a pretend supermodel? I’d still kill to make a Tuna sandwich with both these hotties.
I guess now that Gigi Hadid‘s officially a “real” model and everything, she gets invited to all the major events, and here she is attending the British Fashion Awards. Anyway, I’m not sure if she won anything and I’m too lazy to look it up, but if there was a category for Best Pretend-Supermodel, Gigi definitely deserved to be in the top 5.
I can’t even begin to estimate how much it must cost to “convince” the modeling world that Gigi Hadid is a real fashion model and not just another rich kid/Instagram wannabe. I just know that I haven’t seen a dime yet. Anyway, here’s Gigi back with another magazine shoot. This time it’s grabbing her booty for W Korea. And until I can get my hands on some of that payoff (or that booty), I guess these pictures will have to do for now.
Here’s Gigi Hadid naked on a horse for some new photoshoot for Allure Magazine because apparently she’s still trying to prove she’s a real, respectable fashion model and not just another wannabe rich kid with a bunch of Instagram followers. And the best way to do that is getting naked around some animals for an “artsy” magazine shoot, I guess? I dunno, I agree with the “getting naked” part, but I think these pictures would be a lot more daring if she was riding a blogger instead. Just something to think about for next time.
When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine, I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right. I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna.
Here’s “real” model Gigi Hadid participating in the latest modeling trend in her new photoshoot: giving some serious tongue action for the camera. Now sure, I could point out that this is something that wannabe Instagram models do, not real supermodels, but it’s also pretty hot, so I’m going to let it slide. Enjoy.
I guess Gigi Hadid must have gotten tired of being a fashion model, because apparently she’s a fitness model for Reebok now. At least judging from this latest boxing-themed photoshoot. And we definitely know Gigi knows how to throw a mean left hook. Anyway, for those of you counting along at home, Gigi’s been a fashion model, an Instagram model, a swimsuit model, a sidewalk model, and now a fitness model. I’m not sure if that’s talent, or just being a bored rich kid. But either way, I think Gigi should really try being a nude model next. I’m telling you, she’d be perfect for it.
Here is Instagram model Gigi Hadid at the launch for Tommy Hilfiger’s new collection. It’s pretty funny that now with social media anyone who gets a million followers or more is now considered a supermodel and is able to acquire major campaigns. Not that Gigi really needs the money, her father is richer than God, but I ‘m sure she now feels a sense of accomplishment for all the “hard work” she’s done in her life.
Here’s the hardest-working fake model in the business Gigi Hadid on the clock in Manhattan. Now I know some of you are going to try to point out that walking around New York giving the paps a peek at her sexy stomach doesn’t technically qualify as a “real job,” but hey, neither does “professional Instagram model,” and we’re all happy to pretend otherwise there. So just shut up and enjoy all of Gigi’s hard work.
I don’t know about you guys, but I never realized how similar Olivia Munn and Gigi Hadid were until I saw these pictures of them at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards. And no, I’m not talking about the fact that their dresses look kind of alike. This isn’t a fashion blog. I meant how Olivia’s always trying to convince everyone she’s a real actress, just like Gigi’s trying to convince us she’s a real model, when we all know they should both just stop pretending and embrace their true calling: being A-list hot nobodies.
Here’s “best friends” and “professional supermodels” Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid taking the paps for a walk in Beverly Hills, and continuing to bore the crap out of me. I mean, at least we’re getting a peek at Gigi’s sexy stomach and Kendall’s sweet cleavage this time, but what ever happened to inviting your BFF and a few of your favorite photographers over for a sleepover and pillow fight? Now that’d be worth writing about.
Sorry in advance for these boring AF pictures of Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid. I guess no one told them that if they want to be considered real supermodels and not just Instagram wannabes, they have to actually give us something worth drooling over on a regular basis. Lame outfits like the one Kendall’s wearing here just aren’t going to cut it. And as for Gigi, her parents are loaded — so couldn’t she have afforded a shirt without a rip in it? Or better yet, a shirt with a rip a few inches higher and to the right and/or left? Anyway, here’s hoping these two remember to up their game next time they go out. For both our sakes’.
Listen, I know I’m just a T&A blogger and not a fashion expert or anything, but Gigi Hadid is also just an Instagram hottie and not a professional supermodel, so I don’t get why she’s wearing these weird baggy pants around New York like she’s on a runway instead of some piss-covered sidewalk. I mean, what happened to a good old fashioned pair of leggings or Daisy Dukes or better yet, a pair of bikini bottoms? Now that would be a real fashion statement.