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Hailee Steinfeld Is Learning How To Work It

July 2nd, 2018

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Hailee Steinfeld is really stepping up her game. Not only is she dressing down like a pop star should, her dance moves are getting better. Especially, when she moves her little booty. All she needs now is some better tunes and me as her choreographer. I think the whole concert should be done in a bed with me under the covers.

         
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Booty Work

June 27th, 2018

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I didn’t know that Hailee Steinfeld had a booty like that. Had I known, I would definitely spend more time posting her. I still haven’t heard one of her songs, but that sweet ass is music to my ears. Girl’s got talent!


         
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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Cutie

June 22nd, 2018

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I know I posted this apparel campaign of Hailee Steinfeld a while back, but they released new photos and because she’s a cutie I figured we’d put them up for you. Still have no clue what song she sings or if she has any talent, but I guess that doesn’t really matter. All the chicks sound the same now.

         
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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Princess

May 9th, 2018

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Here’s cutie Hailee Steinfeld all dressed up like a princess for the MET gala thingy that went on this past weekend. It takes a very big ego to wear a tiara so we all know that Hailee is not lacking confidence. However, she is lacking sexiness in these pics so hopefully the next time she puts a tiara on, she will improve the wardrobe situation. I like my royalty to be slutty and easy.

         
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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Cute Tease

May 4th, 2018

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Hailee Steinfeld is cutie. I still could’t tell you what song she sings or movie she’s in, but I think she has potential to win an Oscar or Grammy someday. That is if the Oscars or Grammy’s was an award for being the best tease in showbiz! I mean who the hell can pull off sticking their hand in a box of cereal and manage to give me a pant fire?

         
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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Cutie

March 20th, 2018

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I thought Hailee Steinfeld was only pretending to be a professional pop star/actress, but I guess now we can go ahead and add “fashion model” to that list too, because here she is modeling workout clothes for some leggings company called Mission. It’s funny, because I don’t really think of exercise when I think of Hailee, but I guess I don’t think “hit single” or “Oscar-worthy” either. I mostly just think about her super-cute body. Huh. Maybe this is a good gig for her after all.

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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Hot New Breed Of Generic Crap Music

February 1st, 2018

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If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld. It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckily though, the video’s just as good on mute. Especially the lingerie parts. In fact, I think I need to go watch it again.

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Hailee Steinfel’s Christmas Bikini Fun

December 27th, 2017

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Hailee Steinfeld is really mastering the art of social media. This is two days in a row we get some bikini action from her. She’s really learning how to do the kissy pose and how to make cute sexy videos. I can’t wait to see what’s next. I have a feeling Bella Thorne may have some competition.

         
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Hailee Steinfeld Does Lingerie

December 15th, 2017

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Last time I did a post on Hailee Steinfeld here, I said that if she really wanted to become a big star someday, she needed to stop acting like a wannabe pop star and start acting like Bella Thorne — AKA start posting sexy Snapchats and lingerie selfies. And I’m happy to report that it looks like someone in her entourage was listening, because this is the hottest I’ve ever seen Hailee look. Let’s just hope she can keep this up.


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Hailee Steinfeld In Sexy Boots

December 7th, 2017

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I don’t know who promised Hailee Steinfeld she was going to be a huge star someday, but if I were her, I’d try to get my money back. Don’t get me wrong, Hailee’s definitely cute and she has some talent in the leg department. But she’s not going to become famous doing Autotuned pop songs and photoshoots like this. If Hailee really wants to be a star, she needs to take a page from the Bella Thorne playbook and start posting bikini selfies and topless Snapchats 24/7. I know it’s hard work, but hey, if it was easy, everybody would do it.

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Hailee Steinfeld Is Sweet For Cosmo

November 3rd, 2017

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Hailee Steinfeld, mostly because there’s no shortage of moderately-talented cute wannabe celebs out there and honestly, it’s getting hard to tell them apart. But I guess somebody’s invested a lot of money into making Hailee “happen” because now here she is showing off her cute little cleavage on the cover of Cosmopolitan. And OK, I’ll support it. At least she’s hotter more “talented” than Bella Hadid.

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