I still think Hailey Baldwin is pretty boring, at least compared to some of the other social media “stars” out there. I mean, she doesn’t even pretend to make out with other girls. Where’s the fun in that? But at least Hailey still gives us some solid bikini shots every once in a while, so I guess she’s not a total bust. I figure this latest round ought to be able to hold my attention for 30 seconds. 45 max. Enjoy.
Out of all the social media stars who do nothing for a living or live off of daddy’s money and the occasional sponsored posts, Hailey Baldwin is my least favorite. It just seems that all her posts are contrived and nothing she does seems genuine. Nonetheless, I do like the strategically placed halter top showing just enough underboob action. She obviously knew I’d post it.
According to Maxim Magazine, Hailey Baldwin is #1 on their hot list. And judging by this photoshoot, I would easily have given her 1 billion. Sure she is cute, but I guarantee you there are a billion other chicks who are hotter in this world. Anyway, let’s move along.
For years now, I’ve been writing about how far these so-called “men’s” magazines like Maxim have fallen. They used to be relevant (and actually publish photoshoots of hotties worth drooling over). But now? Well, put it this way: they named a rich kid/fake model/Instagram wannabe Hailey Baldwin #1 on their annual Hot 100 list. And I think that tells you all you really need to know. Sad!
Don’t let this Elle picture fool you. Hailey Baldwin may be getting a couple real gigs these days, but that’s just a side job to her main business: giving us pants fires via social media. And look, I know Hailey really wants to be taken seriously as a real supermodel, but there’s nothing wrong with just being a professional Instagram model. It’s a totally respectable line of work. Sure, it’s not like being a doctor or a lawyer, but coming from a professional T&A blogger, it’s definitely pretty important in my book.
What a waste of time! This video of Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington for Love Magazine is not sexy, funny or witty. It’s absolutely stupid. I don’t find skinny chicks acting like goofballs and lifting fake weights at all entertaining. I know Love Magazine is trying to reinvent cool, but they are going to have to do much better than this. Once again, just stick with a$$ up, face down! Works every time.
Lui is probably my favorite magazine that I only read for the pictures. Mostly because the rest of it’s all in French, but also because they routinely manage to get major hotties to take their clothes off for their photographers somehow. Anyway, I don’t know how they swing it, but I’m just glad someone out there’s doing it. So enjoy this photoshoot from Hailey Baldwin pretending to be a real model.
I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m starting to get pretty glad that Christmas is almost here. Not because I’m excited for presents or anything — I’m pretty sure I’m not going to wake up to find a busty supermodel under the tree this year. No, I’m excited because it means we won’t have to suffer through the daily disappointment of checking out these lame LOVE Advent videos, only to find that they ruined another hottie. Today, it was Hailey Baldwin‘s turn to dance around in lingerie, and unlike some of the others, this video actually could’ve been good. You know, if they’d remembered to shoot it in focus.
It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.
According to my sources, Hailey Baldwin is pretending to be a Guess model these days, and here’s her latest shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, Hailey’s hot and all, but she’s just not a real model. If you ask me, she should stick to pretending to be famous on Instagram. There’s no shame in that. Lots of my favorite hotties do that full-time these days. It’s a totally respectable career path.
I guess Hailey Baldwin must’ve gotten bored of pretending to be a fashion model, because according to my sources, she’s decided to switch careers and pretend to be a fashion designer now too, after coming up with her “own” footwear line. Anyway, I don’t know much about fashion and I definitely don’t know anything about shoes, so I can’t tell you if these are any good or not, but I can tell you that I’m glad Hailey decided to model them herself, because this is a pretty sexy leg show for a fake model/designer. Enjoy.
I know I like to make fun of these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin and say they don’t have any actual talent. But I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong (stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke). And after checking out this picture of Hailey getting crazy flexible, it looks like she does have at least one real talent: the ability to give me a pants fire in under 5 seconds flat. Yow! Enjoy.
I know I like to call all these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin useless, but every once in a while one of them actually manages to do something halfway decent. Like these pictures of Hailey showing off that little booty of hers in Daisy Dukes in New York. So, forget those lame “fashion” photoshoots, I think we’ve just found Hailey’s true calling: putting on leg shows for the paps.