As much as I make fun of Hailey Baldwin for being a glorified Instagram “model” whose only job is posting pictures of herself and doing practically nothing with her life, I will confess she’s not an ugly chick. And I guess whether you have rich celebrity parents or not, as long as you are a solid 6.5 on 10 and have a good body, you’ll never had to work a real job in your life.
I can’t believe classy magazines like ELLE ia now putting social media trash in their magazines and especially on their covers. Here is Hailey Baldwin looking like a budget Kmart model. Now don’t get me wrong, she’s a hot chick, but she ain’t no Cindy Crawford. I’ve been doing this site for 13 years, I know what a real model looks like.
Let me first say that Hailey Baldwin is a cute chick. She looks a little too much like her dad for me, but nonetheless cute. However, can fashion magazines stop using socialites or Instagram “models” for their publications? It’s awkward and as you can see from this shoot, Hailey cannot pull this crap off. Look at her!! Does she look like a f%cking fashion model? NO! Put her in a bikini or naked with her a$$ up in the air and that is all she is good for. Just like every other Instamodel. Women aren’t stupid. Enough already!!!
I don’t really get how Hailey Baldwin became a model. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but give me 2 minutes to scroll through Instagram and I guarantee I could find you a hundred girls who look just as good as Hailey, if not better. It can’t just be that her dad is Stephen Baldwin, can it? Because I’m pretty sure he’s an “actor” the same way his daughter is a “model.” It just doesn’t make any sense.
I’ll probably never understand what the modeling industry sees in Hailey Baldwin, because all I see is a kind-of hot chick with rich parents, and not a supermodel who should be on the cover of fashion magazines. But it seems like every month, Hailey’s on some cover somewhere, and now here she is with a new spread in Marie Claire Italia. I don’t really get it. But I guess it just goes to show, you don’t need to be a model to become a supermodel anymore these days. Sad!
I know Hailey Baldwin barely qualifies as a “celebrity” let alone a “supermodel”, but whatever. She’s hot enough and as long as she’s in a bikini, that makes her interesting enough to get featured on this site. What can I say? It’s not like I have high standards. I’m a blogger, remember? Anyway, honestly, Hailey should be an inspiration to all you ladies out there: if you want to be famous, you don’t need to have rich and/or famous parents. Hailey’s dad is Stephen Baldwin, and he’s practically D-list by now. All you really need is an Instagram, a phone, and a bikini and/or lingerie. It’s the American dream.
I thought we’d reached the real supermodel portion of those LoveAdvent videos, but I guess not because today it’s Hailey Baldwin stretching in lingerie. Or make that “stretching”. I don’t know much about exercise (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure the only thing Hailey’s stretching here is the elastic band on my sweatpants.
I know the modeling business is different these days, but I’ll never figure out what companies see in hotties like Hailey Baldwin. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but is the fact that her dad’s Stephen Baldwin (AKA the B-list one) really going to help sell more boots or clothes or whatever the hell Hailey’s trying to model here? Because I can come up with 50 hotties who could do this gig way better, and the only difference is they don’t have semi-famous parents.
I still think Hailey Baldwin is pretty boring, at least compared to some of the other social media “stars” out there. I mean, she doesn’t even pretend to make out with other girls. Where’s the fun in that? But at least Hailey still gives us some solid bikini shots every once in a while, so I guess she’s not a total bust. I figure this latest round ought to be able to hold my attention for 30 seconds. 45 max. Enjoy.
Out of all the social media stars who do nothing for a living or live off of daddy’s money and the occasional sponsored posts, Hailey Baldwin is my least favorite. It just seems that all her posts are contrived and nothing she does seems genuine. Nonetheless, I do like the strategically placed halter top showing just enough underboob action. She obviously knew I’d post it.
According to Maxim Magazine, Hailey Baldwin is #1 on their hot list. And judging by this photoshoot, I would easily have given her 1 billion. Sure she is cute, but I guarantee you there are a billion other chicks who are hotter in this world. Anyway, let’s move along.
For years now, I’ve been writing about how far these so-called “men’s” magazines like Maxim have fallen. They used to be relevant (and actually publish photoshoots of hotties worth drooling over). But now? Well, put it this way: they named a rich kid/fake model/Instagram wannabe Hailey Baldwin #1 on their annual Hot 100 list. And I think that tells you all you really need to know. Sad!
Don’t let this Elle picture fool you. Hailey Baldwin may be getting a couple real gigs these days, but that’s just a side job to her main business: giving us pants fires via social media. And look, I know Hailey really wants to be taken seriously as a real supermodel, but there’s nothing wrong with just being a professional Instagram model. It’s a totally respectable line of work. Sure, it’s not like being a doctor or a lawyer, but coming from a professional T&A blogger, it’s definitely pretty important in my book.