Whoa, talk about a blast from the past. I don’t think I’ve done a post on Jaime King in years. To be honest, with all the other hot blondes and Insta-wannabes out there, I kind of forgot all about her. But here she is doing a photoshoot for Galore‘s September issue and, well, damn! So if you’ll excuse me, I think me, Jaime and the Little Tuna need to go make up for lost time. I figure 30 seconds ought to do. 45 max.
In case you haven’t noticed, Jaime King‘s been crushing it in the hotness department lately, and here’s the newest member of the HollywoodTuna MILF Club hitting the beach in Miami. And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking smoking hot, and regular beach visits are a good way to stay on the list, but if Jaime really wants to climb up the ranks, she needs to ditch the swimsuit for a bikini. Otherwise, she doesn’t stand a shot against Alessandra Ambrosio and Jessica Alba for MILF of the Year honors.
Here’s Jaime King at amfAR’s 6th annual Inspiration Gala, and I don’t know about you perverts, but seeing this MILF cleavage of Jaime’s is definitely pretty inspirational. In fact, it’s inspiring me to want to become a better man. Just kidding. It’s actually inspiring me to go lock myself in the Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until I get kicked out. Whichever comes first. Wish me luck!
I’m not usually a huge fan of September. Sure, it means we get football back, but it also means summer’s over and it’s starting to get cold again. But I totally forgot the one good thing about fall: it means hotties like Jaime King here forget to wear their jackets and come down with a serious case of nippleitis. Yeah, on second thought, maybe September isn’t so bad after all…
When I first heard there were new pictures of Jaime King looking like she was about to bust out of her dress, I got all excited. Then I wondered why we haven’t seen the MILF hottie in months. And then I saw the pictures and it all finally made sense… So even though this wasn’t exactly what I was hoping for busting out-wise, I look forward to seeing Jaime again in a few more months, once this all clears up.
In case you forgot, I’ve been developing a little crush on Jaime King over the past couple weeks, now that I’ve been reminded of how hot she still is. But until these shots, I don’t think I ever realized that she was a MILF. Because here she is celebrating Father’s Day at the beach with her kid and husband, who’s one lucky dude. And no, I’m not talking about him getting to spend the day with his baby and happy family, what kind of sick weirdo do you think I am? That’s disgusting. I obviously mean getting to spend it with Jaime’s MILF bikini body. Now that’s something actually worth celebrating.
Now that I’ve finally realized what a stone-cold hottie Jaime King is, I’m glad to get another chance to do a post on her. Because not only do I always love seeing an actress walking around in a nice tight dress, but I’m hoping that maybe if I keep this up, Jaime will finally come around too and realize what I’ve known for at least the last 3-4 days: that we’re perfect for each other. Fingers crossed.
I’ve never noticed how stunningly hot Jaime King is, but now that I see her next to Jessica Alba, I have to say she is giving Jessica a good run for her money. Here they are at the Spike TV’s ‘Guys Choice’ Awards and once again I was not invited to this event. It doesn’t make sense to me that one of the authorities of female hotness on the web isn’t on the guest list. It’s a travesty.
Today’s extra catch consists of Alessandra Ambrosio, Suki Waterhouse, Caprice Bourret, Sandra Bullock, Lucy Mecklenburgh, Eliza Cortez, Katherine Jenkins, Aishwarya Rai, Zuleyka Rivera, Kristen Bell, Beth Behrs, Taylor Spreitler, Karina Smirnoff, Gwen Stefani, Eva Longoria, Amy Childs, Jaime King, Kylie Minogue, Emmy Rossum, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Cara Santana.
Today’s extra catch consists of Kate Frazao, Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, Jaime King, Petra Nemcova, Susan Lucci, Hilaria Baldwin, Anna Friel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rachel Hunter, Kim Richards, Lisa Rinna,Melanie Brown, Kara Tointon, Vogue Williams McFadden, Snooki, Vanessa Romero, Aba Carrillo.
Women of Hollywood, listen up. Now this is how you wear a see-through top. Here’s Jaime King at some launch for Jockey, and while I might not be able to tell you a single one of her movies without looking her up, these pictures tell me all I need to know. More celebrities should follow Jaime’s lead. Just because you’re at an event for an underwear company doesn’t mean you have to wear any. Sure, it looks like she probably has pasties on under there, but still, you can tell they’re in nice shape. Well done, Jaime.