Apparently Jasmine Tookes made the cover of GQ South Africa this month, and I’m not going to lie, it’s making me pretty jealous right now. Not only are their men’s mag covers way better than ours (they get Victoria’s Secret hotties, we get whatever dude has a comic book movie coming out), but they also just reminded me it’s summer there right now, while I’m currently freezing my ass off in my mom’s basement. Oh well. At least these pictures ought to help warm us up.
Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes & Martha Hunt Assume Positions
I’ve never heard of 10 Magazine before, but they just became my new #1 favorite fashion mag after this. Because somehow they managed to get a ton of hot models together in lingerie for a photoshoot for their Spring/Summer issue: Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt. And if there’s one thing I love more than one lingerie model, it’s a whole bunch of them. Enjoy!
I know I’ve ragged on Maxim in the past and said how the fashion mags routinely put out hotter photoshoots than these so-called “men’s” mags. And I guess they’ve been listening. Because this shoot they did with Jasmine Tookes are some of the best pictures I’ve seen from the Victoria’s Secret hottie in months. Looks like they’ve finally figured out the key to a great photoshoot: getting a smoking hot supermodel topless. Better late than never, I guess.
I love Jasmine Tookes. If you ask me, she’s one of the finest Victoria’s Secret models out there. But for whatever reason, it’s pretty rare that we see her solo, instead of as part of some group photoshoot/fantasy. So here she is doing her very own lingerie photoshoot for once, and it’s about time. Now we can all really focus on Jasmine and what she brings to the table, like a killer body and a perfect booty. Enjoy.
According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.
The only thing better than a new Victoria’s Secret photoshoot is some new behind-the-scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. So here’s some paparazzi shots of Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes hard at work looking smoking hot. I’m not sure if there’s an official Pulitzer category for creeping supermodels with a zoom lens, but after this, there should be.
Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes And Taylor Hill Make A Great Group!
Like I always say, the only thing better than one smoking hot supermodel is a whole bunch of them. So, with that in mind, here’s almost every Victoria Secret model I can name in one seriously amazing beach photoshoot. I counted Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes and Taylor Hill, before I ran out of fingers. My hands are otherwise occupied at the moment… With typing, that is. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Victoria’s Secret did that thing I hate again — you know, the one where they get a pair of red-hot supermodels to show up at a store for a photo op, only they forget to make them actually wear the merchandise instead of just posing awkwardly with it. Luckily, Jasmine Tookes and Elsa Hosk are hot enough to make up for it, but I’m sure I wasn’t the only one hoping they’d be revealing a lot more than just their “Valentine’s Day Gift Picks” here.
Here’s a bonus dose of Victoria’s Secret hotness for you perverts: Sara Sampaio, Jasmine Tookes and Romee Strijd doing a lingerie shoot in Miami. Because as I always say, the only thing better than one hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie is three of them. Although I still think they could stand to upgrade the location. I mean, everybody does photoshoots at the beach. But a lingerie shoot in a blogger’s backyard? Now that’s new and exciting. Well, for me and the Little Tuna anyway. Oh well. Maybe next time.
Because the only thing better than one Victoria’s Secret Angel looking white hot for the cameras is 10 of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and the rest of the new Angels launching the all-new Body by Victoria Campaign in New York. In addition to Elsa, we’ve got Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd, Jac Jagaciak, Kate Grigorieva, and Jasmine Tookes. And I’m not even going to complain that every single one of them forgot to wear lingerie. Because seeing all this hotness concentrated in one place is already kind of overwhelming, but add lingerie to the mix, and I’m pretty sure my pants region would’ve just spontaneously combusted. Enjoy.