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Jessica Lowndes Is Trying Hard!

November 14th, 2017

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Personally, I think Jessica Lowndes is kinda average-looking for a wannabe Insta-hottie. But I know some of you out there dig her, and besides, she posts bikini videos and booty shots on a semi-regular basis, and that’s pretty much all you need to get featured on this site. So let’s all just enjoy Jessica’s 15 minutes of fame while they last. Because I don’t know how much longer she’s got left. You’ve seen the competition out there.


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Jessica Lowndes Tries Too Hard

October 30th, 2017

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I’ve been following Jessica Lowndes for a while on Instagram and I really think this chick just tries too hard. I don’t know what it is, but she’s not hot enough to be a model. She’s not interesting enough to be an actress or a personality, but she managed to get a decent following and occasionally post her boobies. That said, enjoy average.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Hard At Work

August 25th, 2017

Jessica Lowndes took my advice and is really milking her social media as hard as she can. Last post, I said she needs to find her niche and she has. And that is going on vacation and spending time in a bikini with friends. It’s a hard life for an above average looking chick.



         
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Jessica Lowndes Living The Instagram Model Life

August 23rd, 2017

It’s one thing when you are in your late teens, early twenties to be on Instagram posing for pictures for likes and tags, but when you get to 28, I believe you got to change your game a little. Sure, Jessica Lowndes is hot, but she’s not Instagram model hot. I mean, have you seen what the competition is! Anyway, she needs to find her niche now and stick with it. Otherwise, in around 6 months her #InstaLife will be over.

         
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Jessica Lowndes Works Her Booty And Bikini On Instagram

August 8th, 2017

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I know Jessica Lowndes‘ 15 minutes of fame are up, but it doesn’t mean she can’t be successful at being an Instagram model. With her 750K followers she is well on her way to having all the free vacations, sponsored teeth whitening posts, and a very wealthy husband. The future is looking bright for this one.

         
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Jessica Lowndes In A Bikini Is Pretty Awesome

July 25th, 2017

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Back in the day, I used to do posts on Jessica Lowndes here all the time. But I guess that’s when she still used to be a working actress instead of just another professional hot nobody or rich dude arm candy or whatever it is that she does for a job these days. Anyway, the good news is, it looks like Jessica still has enough free time left over to follow her true passion: posing in bikinis on the beach. Here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn that into a full-time gig.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Busting out Of A Swimsuit

May 24th, 2017

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I don’t know what Jessica Lowndes has been up to ever since that 90210 reboot of hers went off the air, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. But I do know that I just came across this bikini photoshoot from Jessica, and if you ask me, she’s definitely got a bright future as a professional bikini model hot nobody who takes free beach trips with rich millionaires. And if that isn’t the American Dream, I don’t know what is.

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Jessica Lowndes Works It

December 13th, 2016

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Ever since that 90210 reboot of hers went off the air, we haven’t seen Jessica Lowndes around all that much any more. But I’ve got good news. It looks like Jessica’s finally entered the next phase of her career: the one where she goes jogging in low-cut tops and short shorts with the paparazzi. I always knew she’d make a great professional hot nobody. Enjoy.

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Jessica Lowndes Does Her Bikini Good On Instagram

October 19th, 2016

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I still don’t know what the hell happened to Jessica Lowndes the last time we saw her, but I guess it must’ve just been a one-time thing. Because I just happened to be creeping researching her Instagram recently and she’s looking like just as much of an instant pants fire as she used to back during the good old days. So enjoy. And in case you’re wondering how her booty looks this good, just check out the workout video below. Yow. I guess Jessica actually does work hard. And now, same here. Sorry. TMI?

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Jessica Lowndes Doesn’t Know How to Dress

September 15th, 2016

Here is Jessica Lowndes, Jessica Hart and Jamie Chung at Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers event and all I have to say is what did Jessica do to herself? Not only is she not stylish, but her face is butchered. She used to be a pretty looking girl, all sweet and innocent and now this tranny inspired Boy George get up.

Botox? Lip injections? Bad Makeup? I don’t know what she did, but it’s not working.

         
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Jessica Lowndes Is Now An Instagram Model

December 22nd, 2015

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In case you forgot, Jessica Lowndes here used to be on that 90210 reboot (along with AnnaLynne McCord and a few other hotties), but that show’s been off the air for years now. And I guess the acting thing must not have been working out for her, because it looks like Jessica decided to make a career change. She’s a professional Instagram hottie now. And after checking out her work, I definitely think she made the right call. This is some of the best stuff I’ve ever see Jessica do. And me and the Little Tuna couldn’t be happier for her.

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Jessica Lowndes’ Instabooty

June 29th, 2015

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I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.

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Jessica Lowndes Works It In Canned In A Bikini Top

May 19th, 2015

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Usually when I think of the Cannes Film Festival, I think of a bunch of stuffy movie premieres. But I guess I was wrong, because there’s definitely nothing pretentious about these pictures of Jessica Lowndes walking around in a bikini. Yum. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what Jessica was doing at a film festival but right now, I’m not complaining. I missed that pushed-up cleavage of hers. Here’s hoping she sticks around all week.

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Jessica Lowndes’ Cleavage Talks A Walk

March 26th, 2015

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For some reason, we don’t get to see Jessica Lowndes or that great pushed-up cleavage of hers on the site all that often anymore. And I can only assume it’s because she never took my advice about how much dating a pasty influential blogger could do for her career. But the good news is it’s never too late — lucky for Jessica, I’m still single. I know that’s probably hard to believe, but it’s true. Call me!

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