I haven’t done a post on Joanna Halpin here in at least a year, but it’s not her fault. As you can see, the British hottie is a total pants fire. Problem is, there’s just so many other hot nobody models out there, it’s tough to stay on top of them all. So if Joanna really wants to stand out, she’s going to have to do something no other hottie has ever done: AKA acknowledge my existence and/or agree to go on a date with me. Ball’s in your court, Joanna.
I pride myself on staying up to date on all the latest hottie news, but I’ve gotta admit, I don’t know much about Joanna Halpin here. For instance, until I saw this latest photoshoot that the British hottie did for Galore Magazine, I didn’t even know she was into motorcycles. Which is pretty hot, but if you ask me, she should really consider riding bloggers instead. We’re much safer.
So I totally forgot it was Earth Day on Wednesday, and to make up for it, I figured I would do my part and cut back on all the cold showers and Kleenex the rest of the week. But then I came across this crazy hot photoshoot from Joanna Halpin and sorry Earth, you’re on your own this year. So if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go run out to Costco for another crate of tissues now.