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Josephine Skriver Needs To Hire Me

November 28th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

Man, my high school guidance counselors really screwed me. If I had known that becoming a massage therapist meant I could get paid to put my filthy mitts on a hottie like Josephine Skriver seven days a week, I never would’ve gone into the blogging business. But maybe it’s not too late for a career change. So, where do I apply to become Victoria’s Secret’s in-house masseuse?

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Josephine Skriver Knows How To Work It

November 6th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

Just the other day I was saying that Victoria’s Secret really needs to start promoting some of their newer models, because as hot as Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are, they’re not going to be around forever. The company needs some new blood. And if you ask me, they should really consider making Josephine Skriver their next big star. I mean, she’s got everything you look for in an A-list Victoria’s Secret Angel: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much it. But come on. How much more do you really need?

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Josephine Skriver Because She Is Awesome!

September 21st, 2017

Josephine Skriver

Maybe the worst thing about the modeling business these days is somehow we went from real supermodels doing real photoshoots to fake Instagram models doing fake “candid” photoshoots. But you want to know the best thing about that? It means that real supermodels like Josephine Skriver now have to do those phony Instagram shoots too. Which means more super-hot selfies from one of the hottest women in the business. That’s called a silver lining, folks. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

September 19th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

I know I post a lot of Instagram wannabes and professional Snapchatters on this site, but unfortunately, that’s just the sorry state of the modeling business these days. That said, every once in a while I like to remind you all what a real supermodel looks like, so here’s Josephine Skriver doing a legit lingerie photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. Now there’s a real pro.

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Josephine Skriver Kills It On Instagram

July 20th, 2017

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I know it’s supposed to be my job to stay on top of these kinds of things, but right now, I forget if Josephine Skriver here is a Victoria’s Secret model or just another Instagram model. It’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between the two these days. And just to be clear, I’m not complaining. The more hotties putting up daily selfies on the Internet, the better, as far as me and the Little Tuna are concerned. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver Is The World’s Hottest Instagram Model

July 7th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

For whatever reason, nobody really seems to care about supermodels anymore. It’s all about the Instagram wannabes these days. And personally, I don’t get it. Give me a Victoria’s Secret model any day. But fine. Luckily, there’s still hotties like Josephine Skriver here who can do both: look smoking hot in professional lingerie photoshoots and on Instagram. Now that’s real talent. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver Booty Belongs In Lingerie

May 10th, 2017

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In case anyone out there is still having a little trouble figuring out why I make fun of wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid for pretending to be famous models, I just want you guys to take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Danish Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver. And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, now you know what a real supermodel looks like. You’re welcome.

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Josephine Skriver Is Perfection

May 2nd, 2017

Josephine Skriver

I know the rest of the blogging world is probably still busy geeking out over what random celebrities wore the weirdest outfits at the Met Gala last night, and sorry, but you’re not going to get any of that here. I’m a bikini blogger, not a fashion blogger. So instead, you’re going to get something much better: a choice selection of the hottest Instagram pictures from Josephine Skriver, AKA one of the world’s hottest supermodels. And I think you’ll agree this is way more newsworthy. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver’s Sweet Booty Arch!

April 21st, 2017

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I know a lot of you guys on the East Coast are still buried under like 4 feet of snow or something, and the roads out there are probably still pretty bad. But don’t worry, I’ve got something that ought to help warm you up: a new set of bikini pictures from smoking hot Danish model Josephine Skriver. And the best part is, if you’re stuck working at home today, you don’t have anybody checking over your shoulder asking you if drooling over bikini models qualifies as “work.” Although just in case you’re wondering, it totally does. …Well, it does for me, at least.

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Raiding Josephine Skriver’s Instagram

March 24th, 2017

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What’s hotter than having Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk as a main photo for a post? I spent some time inspecting Josephine’s Instagram and came up with this gem. I suggest you guys do the same and take an hour to go through each and everyone of these pics. Enjoy.

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Raiding Josephine Skriver’s Instagram

March 13th, 2017

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It’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve gotten any new pictures from supermodel/instant pants fire Josephine Skriver, and I don’t know about you guys, but I got a little sick of waiting around for her next photoshoot. So I figured I’d take matters into my own hands and go creep through her Instagram for some new bikini and/or lingerie pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Angel. Don’t say I never do anything for you guys.

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