I feel like I’ve been doing posts on Kara Del Toro for years now, and even though she’s got a decent number of Instagram followers, she hasn’t become a household name like I originally predicted. Maybe that’s because you apparently have to have rich parents in order to become a famous supermodel these days, or because the Tuna Bump isn’t as effective as it used to be. Or maybe it’s because Kara is intentionally staying under the radar so she doesn’t get too famous to date yours truly. Yeah, it’s gotta be that last one.
I’ve always loved Kara Del Toro. She’s not as famous as the Hadids or the Jenners, but in my opinion, she’s way hotter. Anyway, I know Kara may not be the biggest name in the modeling world (yet), but here’s hoping that changes after this latest Tuna Bump. Not because it’ll mean we’ll get see more of her, but because maybe that way I can finally convince her that hooking up with a pasty blogger could help her career. Fingers crossed!
In case you needed any more evidence that the modeling business is totally f&%ed up, here’s Exhibit A: fake supermodel Bella Hadid has almost 17 million Instagram followers, while actual supermodel Kara Del Toro only has like 600,000. It just doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, on the bright side though, maybe that means I actually have a chance at landing a date with Kara. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
It must be nice to not have to work and just rely on your looks to get by in life. I have studied Kara Del Toro and by study I mean looked at every image on her Instagram, and I’ve conclude that I don’t think she’s going to be a doctor. However, her hotness probably could cause a few heart attacks or pant explosions. I think she should be responsible for the cost of all casualties.
Because the only thing better than one hot model in a bikini is a whole bunch of them, here’s one of my favorite five-alarm pants fires Kara Del Toro and her co-workers showing off their perfect bikini bodies on the beach. I’m not sure who everyone else is, and I bet I’d recognize one or two of these hotties from Instagram, but I’m too lazy to look it up. And besides, nothing puts out a pants fire faster than having to do actual research. So let’s all just enjoy this perfect sight instead.
I know I do a lot of posts on semi-famous Instagram models and it’s probably hard for you guys to remember them all. But Kara Del Toro here has always been one of my favorites. Even though she doesn’t have a huge social media following, I don’t care. With a body this good, she’ll always be #1 in my
heart pants. Enjoy.
I’ve been following Kara Del Toro for a while now, and in my professional opinion, this hottie is a total five-alarm pants fire. She doesn’t have that big a following on Instagram yet though — she’s still only around half a million followers. So let’s try to make those numbers jump up, because not only does a body this good deserve to be seen by way more than half a million people, but also because I might finally score a date out of it. Or at the very least, a few dirty “thank you” selfies. Fingers crossed!
I’ve been covering the modeling business for years now thanks to this site, but I know not everybody has got the same level of experience as I do. So you might look at these pictures of Kara Del Toro, Ireland Baldwin, Solveig Mork Hansen, and Simone Holtznagel modeling white shirts and Daisy Dukes and not seeing anything wrong. But just look a little closer and you’ll notice one of these hotties is not like the others. See, three of them are actually professional models, and one is only a “model” because her rich parents are famous. It’s like one of those “Spot the difference” games, only with hot topless chicks.
Here is Instagram model Kara Del Toro. I’ve been following her for some time and the girl is really hustling her social media hard. She has a half a million followers and growing fast. However, there is only one follower she should care about and that is me. I have been known to make women’s dreams come true.
I’ve been running this site for a while now, which means I’ve probably done something like a million posts on hot chicks in bikinis. So trust me when I say that, in my professional opinion, Kara Del Toro here has pretty much the perfect bikini body. And before you ask, no, I’m not just saying that in the hopes that Kara reads this and decides to make an exception to her no-hooking-up-with-bloggers-who-live-in-their-mom’s-basement policy. But just so Kara knows, I’m free Fridays. …And pretty much any other day of the week. Call me!
Every time I do a post on Kara Del Toro, I always start daydreaming about how great it would be to start some kind of weekly feature on her and her bikini body. But for whatever reason, her manager hasn’t been responding to any of my tweets or emails. I thought I made them an offer she couldn’t refuse, but I guess maybe they’re holding out for 20 Burger King coupons a week instead of just 10. Anyway, I’m going to keep negotiating. And in the meantime, you guys enjoy this latest round of bikini pictures I was able to put together for free.
Kara Del Toro has nice boobs and she doesn’t have a problem showing them off. I would to if I was a chick and paid to have them enhanced. Hell, if I had my penis enhanced, I would be walking around pantless all the time, just like I do in my mom’s basement. Man, I hate when she makes unexpected visits.
Since you guys seemed to dig those Kara Del Toro pictures we had yesterday (and more importantly, since me and the Little Tuna did too), I figured we’d double down on the hotness with another bikini photoshoot from the busty swimsuit model. And with any luck, maybe we can even turn this into a daily feature. So make sure to stay tuned for more breaking bikini updates from Kara.