I’ve been running this site for a while now, which means I’ve probably done something like a million posts on hot chicks in bikinis. So trust me when I say that, in my professional opinion, Kara Del Toro here has pretty much the perfect bikini body. And before you ask, no, I’m not just saying that in the hopes that Kara reads this and decides to make an exception to her no-hooking-up-with-bloggers-who-live-in-their-mom’s-basement policy. But just so Kara knows, I’m free Fridays. …And pretty much any other day of the week. Call me!
Every time I do a post on Kara Del Toro, I always start daydreaming about how great it would be to start some kind of weekly feature on her and her bikini body. But for whatever reason, her manager hasn’t been responding to any of my tweets or emails. I thought I made them an offer she couldn’t refuse, but I guess maybe they’re holding out for 20 Burger King coupons a week instead of just 10. Anyway, I’m going to keep negotiating. And in the meantime, you guys enjoy this latest round of bikini pictures I was able to put together for free.
Kara Del Toro has nice boobs and she doesn’t have a problem showing them off. I would to if I was a chick and paid to have them enhanced. Hell, if I had my penis enhanced, I would be walking around pantless all the time, just like I do in my mom’s basement. Man, I hate when she makes unexpected visits.
Since you guys seemed to dig those Kara Del Toro pictures we had yesterday (and more importantly, since me and the Little Tuna did too), I figured we’d double down on the hotness with another bikini photoshoot from the busty swimsuit model. And with any luck, maybe we can even turn this into a daily feature. So make sure to stay tuned for more breaking bikini updates from Kara.
Kara Del Toro has been melting my pants region for a few years now, ever since I saw her in that stupid burger ad back in 2015. So I figured it’s only right that we celebrate the start of another year together by me drooling over a sexy new photoshoot from the busty model, while she remains completely unaware of my existence. It’s kind of our thing. Enjoy.
Every year, I keep waiting for one of my Twitter girlfriends or future ex-wives to get me a Christmas present, and every year, I don’t get a single dirty selfie sent to my inbox for the holidays. It’s like these ladies don’t even know I exist or something. I know, crazy, right? So anyway, this year, I decided to get myself something for the holidays instead, and since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I figured I’d share it with you guys too. So here’s a new bikini photoshoot from Kara Del Toro. I think you’ll agree, it’s the perfect present for any occasion. You’re welcome.
OK, so maybe I just don’t know enough about fashion, but I don’t really get this. Is Kara Del Toro wearing a fancy bathrobe to the Mechanic: Resurrection premiere? Because that’s what it looks like to me. But whatever it is, I’m a big fan of any excuse to get a peek at this hottie’s cleavage. As far as I’m concerned, she’d look smoking hot in a garbage bag with a few well-placed rips. Enjoy.
In case you haven’t noticed, Kara Del Toro‘s been totally crushing it in the hotness department lately, between her bikini shoots and red carpet cleavage shows. And here she is busting out again in a big way at the LA premiere of Bad Moms. And I don’t know about you guys, but this is one hottie I could definitely get used to seeing a whole lot more of. Here’s hoping. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure I’ve introduced you perverts to Kara Del Toro here before, but for some reason, I can’t seem to remember what her deal is, or why she’s famous. I also can’t remember what I was supposed to be doing right now or where I put my pants. It’s almost like there’s something in these pictures that’s preventing my brain from working properly. And I’m sure if I just keep staring at them, I’ll figure it out eventually…
I don’t blame you if you don’t immediately recognize the name Kara Del Toro, but trust me, you’re going to want to get to know her ASAP. Because after this smoking hot bikini photoshoot she did for Beach Bunny, I’m convinced that Kara’s got what it takes to become a household name: a killer body, a willingness to show it off for the cameras, and an endorsement from a very influential and famous celebrity blogger. OK, fine, so technically, she really only needs the first two, but I still want to be able to take credit when Kara’s career blows up. Enjoy.
If you’re trying to figure out where you know Kara Del Toro from, I’ll save you a few seconds: it’s probably from that smoking hot Carl’s Jr ad she was in. Or maybe from her even hotter Instagram. Either way, now that you know, you can spend that time you would’ve spent Googling to drool over these pictures of Kara at The Choice premiere instead. You’re welcome in advance.
I didn’t realize the Playboy Mansion was hosting Hollywood premieres these days, but according to my sources, The Transporter Refueled screened there the other night and a whole bunch of hot models showed up, including Kara Del Toro here. And it got me thinking that maybe Hugh could host the premiere of this movie I’m working on — it’s about a smoking hot model who falls in love with a blogger. So in other words, it’s the next big fantasy film. Speaking of which, I’m still looking for a co-star if Kara wants in. Call me!