I know music videos aren’t as big of a deal as they used to be, but they might as well just stop making them entirely from now, because Taylor Swift just made the greatest one of all-time with “Bad Blood.” It’s got cameos from a whole bunch of hotties like Lily Aldridge, Zendaya, Hayley Williams, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Jessica Alba, Martha Hunt, Ellen Pompeo, Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford, and Selena Gomez. And I’m going to have to watch it a few hundred more times just to make sure I didn’t miss anyone.
So apparently the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival started this week, and for some reason, I didn’t get a press pass this year. Luckily though, I can cover all the important stories from my couch, like this breaking news: one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models Karlie Kloss showed up and put on one serious leg show at the opening ceremony. And speaking of opening ceremonies, I’d love to have one with Karlie and those perfect stems of hers when she gets back from France. And if it goes well, we can even make it an annual event.
We haven’t had a good booty profile on the site in a while, so here’s leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss getting into a cab in New York. And I know Karlie may not be as much of a household name as her fellow supermodels, but you know how some people dream of climbing Mount Everest? Well, I dream of climbing these long legs of Karlie’s someday. I’d just need to make sure to get an oxygen tank first. I get winded easily. Hell, I’m practically out of breath just from looking at these shots. Enjoy.
According to my sources, the 2015 amfAR Gala was held last night, and while I wasn’t invited, it looks like pretty much every single hottie in New York was. Because here’s Karlie Kloss, Heidi Klum, Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Coco Rocha, Ivanka Trump, Hailey Baldwin, Lindsay Ellingson, Lais Ribeiro, Elsa Hosk, Isabeli Fontana, Josephine Skriver, Shanina Shaik, Ginta Lapina, Allie Rizzo, Camila Alves, and Alexandra Richards all doing their part for charity. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation. What? At least I’d be reaching into my pants for a good cause for once.
Apparently the Glamour Women of the Year Awards were held in New York last night, and for some reason, I wasn’t invited. Even though everyone knows I try to do as much as I can to help women’s careers. Well, as long as it involves posting pictures of them in bikinis and/or recommending they date me, that is. Anyway, here’s leggy Victoria’s Secret model and Taylor Swift’s BFF Karlie Kloss showing that she can diversify by also showing off some solid cleavage. And I take full credit for helping to encourage that, whether it’s recognized or not. You’re welcome, everybody.
There’s nothing like a big fashion event to bring out the supermodels, and the 11th annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards had a pretty great hottie lineup with Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, Joan Smalls, Jessica Hart, and Karlie Kloss. And actually, these pictures are giving me a great idea, and no, it’s not that I should take off my sweatpants. I should get a Tuna Fashion Awards going. The way I see it, I’m probably guaranteed to land at least one confused model. I’m pretty sure they’re the only profession with an even lower average IQ than us bloggers.
Just when I thought Taylor Swift‘s regular leg shows couldn’t get any hotter, she figured out a way to top herself: invite her friend and leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss along. Because here’s the two of them out walking around together in New York showing off those perfect stems of theirs and giving me one hell of a fantasy about getting the two of them to leg-wrestle. I bet it could make a killing on pay-per-view. And I wouldn’t even want a cut, I’d just be happy to help make the dream come true.
Today’s extra catch consists of Vanessa Hudgens, Jennifer Hudson, Olivia Wilde, Blake Lively, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Stam, Chrissy Teigen, Keri Russell, Sophia Bush, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Karlie Kloss, Beth Behrs, Emmy Rossum, Sam Faiers, Michelle Keegan, Cat Deeley, Shailene Woodley, Danity Kane, Krysten Ritter, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lucy Liu, Halle Berry, Barbara Fialho, Jessica Rose Cabanne, Taylor Swift, Amy Willerton.
Apparently wannabe actresses aren’t the only ones in France right now for Cannes, because here’s some pictures of leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss on her balcony, I’m guessing after just waking up. I’m not going to lie, I’m a little disappointed in these shots. Not because she isn’t wearing any make-up, I’m digging the whole natural look on Karlie. No, I mean because she apparently sleeps in a totally boring set of PJs instead of her company’s lingerie or, better yet, nothing at all. It’s totally ruining the whole model fantasy for me right now.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana & Edita Vilkeviciute Do W Magazine
In the mood for some arty black and white supermodel pictures? Usually, I prefer my babes in color, but anytime you get Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute in one magazine, it’s pretty next level!
Looks like Victoria’s Secret is doing another one of their mall tours again, and this time it’s Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss‘ turn to go to pose with lingerie instead of actually wearing it, for some reason. At least Candice remembered to bust out some cleavage, but I’m sorry, I still don’t get it. And while we’re at it, I also don’t get how my favorite Irish hottie Rosalind Lipsett hasn’t become a Victoria’s Secret model yet. She’s just as hot as these two. Plus, I bet she’d be willing to actually show up to these things in the merchandise. Let’s make it happen people. Who’s with me?
I’m sorry, but I still don’t get these Victoria’s Secret launch events. I guess I’ll just never understand why they don’t get their models to pose in the lingerie, instead of just with it. It seems like such an obvious call. But lingerie or not, there’s no denying that Adriana Lima and Karlie Kloss are looking smoking hot at the Victoria’s Secret Angels Holiday Cheer Gift event. I’m not so sure about spreading holiday cheer, but these pictures are definitely guaranteed to spread some serious pants fires. So exercise caution.
You guys know that I’m a big fan of the lesser-known Victoria’s Secret models, and maybe you’re wondering why. The way I see it though, I’ve got much better shot with an underrated Angel like Karlie Kloss here than with a household name like Alessandra Ambrosio. It’s all about being realistic. And by talking up Karlie instead, I figure I go from a 0.005% chance to 0.006%. See? Now that’s a number I can work with.
Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Maryna Linchuk Is My Ultimate Fantasy
Thanks to a paparazzi with a zoom lens, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at what I’m assuming is the next Victoria’s Secret commercial. Unless these girls normally hang out on balconies in lingerie and giant angel wings, and for the sake of my fantasies, I’m not ruling that one out just yet. Either way, enjoy these shots of Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, and Maryna Linchuk. But next time the paps want to sneak behind-the-scenes shots, I’d prefer if they did it in the dressing rooms.