I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you guys probably don’t have a subscription to Vogue Thailand, so maybe you didn’t see this photoshoot of Karlie Kloss from their April issue. But don’t worry, that’s what the Internet is for. Well, that and talking sh*t about people you’ve never met, but luckily, I can do both on this site. I’m very versatile.
Here’s the current reigning world’s leggiest supermodel Karlie Kloss hard at work “working out” for the cameras. And I don’t really care if Karlie actually does all this stuff to stay in shape, or if she was just pretending for the photoshoot and her being tall and supermodel skinny is just a product of good genetics. Either way, these shots have got me working up a sweat. Yow!
I must’ve missed this the other day, but here’s the very last LOVE Advent video for 2017: Karlie Kloss playing basketball in short shorts. Or maybe they’re just regular shorts since Karlie’s so tall. Either way, they should’ve been a few inches shorter. Or nonexistent. Both would’ve made for a way better video, if you ask me.
So I know sometimes I make fun of these fashion mags for always having the same old boring photoshoots, but I definitely wasn’t expecting this from InStyle and Karlie Kloss. That’s some serious leg action! Oh, and all the flaming wreckage is pretty cool too, I guess. Anyway, I’m not exactly sure why they got the leggy supermodel to do a superhero-themed shoot, but maybe they can have Karlie bench press me next. Now that’d be a real challenge.
I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record with these terrible LOVE Advent videos, but they just keep getting worse and worst. And apparently they saved the
best worst for last. Because they just managed to do something I didn’t think was possible with “Day 23”: force me to turn off a video of leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss in lingerie before it was over. But I guess turning us off must’ve been part of the plan. Otherwise, I just don’t get it.
Hailee Steinfeld, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Rita Ora, Karlie Kloss And Cindy Crawford Do New York Fashion Week
Here is an interesting mix of hotties that showed up to the “New York Fashion Week”. It surprises me that Cindy Crawford is 50 years old an she is still much hotter than the rest of these chumps. Don’t get me wrong I would spend my days licking the lint out of each one of their toes, but Cindy’s I’d pay extra attention to.
According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.
Normally, whenever I do a post on Karlie Kloss I tend to just focus on the supermodel’s killer legs. But I guess Karlie wanted to prove she’s not just a one trick pony, because she decided to show off her cleavage instead at the Elle Style Awards in London. And I have to say, I approve. It’s good to mix things up every once in a while. Enjoy.
Because the only thing better than one leggy supermodel is three of them, here’s Karlie Kloss, Candice Swanepoel and Emily Ratajkowski at some Marvel/Garage Magazine party in New York. I’m not entirely sure what comic books and hot models have to do with one another, but I do wish at least one of these hotties had decided to play to the theme and showed up in skintight spandex instead of these boring outfits.
Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Karlie Kloss doing what she does best: showing off those impossibly long legs of her for the cameras for a shoot for Kurt Geiger. Now, I’ve heard of hotties having legs for days, but personally, that sounds exhausting. So what about legs for hours? Actually, who am I kidding, the best I could do is legs for 30 seconds. Maybe 45 tops. Either way though, Karlie’s guaranteed to wear you out.
Here’s Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, Martha Hunt, Cara Delevingne, Stella Maxwell, Emily Ratajkowski and Gigi Hadid at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. I know Gigi and Cara are pretty much socialite Instagram models, but I’m too lazy to do another post simply on Instagram stars who attended, so I figured I’d just lump them in. I’m sure if they’re reading this, they’d be happy.
Here’s Karlie Kloss putting those perfect stems of hers to good use walking the runway during Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week. And you know how some guys dream of climbing Mount Everest? Well, it’s one of my life goals to climb these long legs of Karlie’s. See, I’ve been training for months, and I think I’m finally ready. In fact, I’d say I’m in the best shape of my life right now — I can stand up without getting out of breath.
Normally when I do a post on Karlie Kloss, I spend most of it trying to figure out a way to get to climb those long legs of hers. And whether I’d need to hire a guide and carry oxygen tanks. But this time, the leggy Victoria’s Secret model busted out some super-cute cleavage at the 2015 CFDA Fashion Awards instead. Although I still think I’ll need some oxygen. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting seriously out of breath just looking at these shots.