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Kimberley Garner Because She Is Amazing

October 17th, 2017

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I can’t believe Kimberley Garner has only 76K followers on Instagram. She is amazing. I think she needs someone like me to handle her social media and help her grow it. I’m not expensive. I accept body rubs with happy ending. Call me.

         
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Kimberley Garner And Her Hot Friends

October 16th, 2017

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I really need to get in on Kimberley Garner’s inner-circle of friends! I’ll even pretend to be the token gay guy! Anyway, here she is posting more hotness on her Instagram. I asked that she keep publishing awesome material and she delivered. That is why Kimmy is now my new favorite.

         
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Kimberley Garner Keeps The Bikini Coming

October 11th, 2017

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Kimberley Garner is on a roll. It is now two days in a row that she’s posting bikini pictures on her social media pages. I hope she keeps this up because I can really see this chick giving Bella Thorne a good run for her money. All Kimmy has to do now is stick her tongue out a bit and get naked.

         
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Kimberley Garner In A Sexy Little Bikini

October 10th, 2017

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I love my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner. I haven’t tweeted Kimmy for a while, so I hope she doesn’t think I have forgotten about her, but I just want to let her know I approve of these new photos and can’t wait till the day we actually take our Twitter relationship a step further. Kim, please direct message me so that I can get creepy on you.

         
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Kimberley Garner Is Still Leggy AF

September 15th, 2017

I haven’t done a post on Kimberley Garner in forever. I bet she thinks I was starting to forget about her. But I never forget a former future ex-wife. Especially not one as leggy as this. Anyway, I’m glad to see that Kimberley’s still modeling, because I think it’s about time we got back together. And by that I mean, I start pressing the Little Tuna up against my computer screen and pretend they’re kissing. Hmm. I guess I’ll probably have to leave this Starbucks first.

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Kimberley Garner Works It Good In A Swimsuit

December 23rd, 2016

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Kimberley Garner may not be a huge name here in the US, but the leggy British babe has always been one of my favorite future ex-wives. And it’s because of pictures just like these. So what if Kimberley’s not as stacked in the funbag department as some of the other, more famous “models” out there? She’s got something else those Insta-wannabes don’t: actual talent. …Plus, a killer bikini body. That definitely helps too.

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Kimberley Garner’s Sweet Booty In A Bikini

August 10th, 2016

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According to my sources, my favorite leggy Brit Kimberley Garner hit the beach in St. Tropez this week. And even though I’m a little bummed she didn’t invite her future ex-husband (AKA yours truly) along, at least the paparazzi went with her, which is the next best thing. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed by her moves. Forget the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose, I think the Kimberley Garner bikini ass handstand might just be my new favorite beach pose.

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Kimberley Garner’s Hidden Booty Pop

July 22nd, 2016

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At first, I wasn’t sure why Kimberley Garner was trying to hide her face here, but according to my sources, it’s because she was attending Revlon’s Choose Love Masquerade Ball in London. But I wasn’t fooled for even one second. I’d recognize those perfect stems of hers anywhere. In fact, when you add up all the posts I’ve done on this leggy British hottie, I’ve probably spent almost a full week staring at them over the years. And if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to go add another 30-45 seconds to that running tally.

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Kimberley Garner’s Sideboob

July 8th, 2016

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I know that every time I do a post on Kimberley Garner, I like to talk about her perfect legs, or how we’re destined to fall in love and get married divorced. And don’t get me wrong, I’m still thinking about both of those things looking at these pictures of the leggy Brit at the London premiere of The Legend of Tarzan. But now I’m also focusing on that cute little cleavage of hers too. See? It’s always good to mix things up every once in a while. Enjoy!

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Kimberley Garner Is Leggy Goodness

June 17th, 2016

I always love getting new pictures from Kimberley Garner, so here’s my favorite leggy Brit and future ex-Mrs. Tuna showing off those perfect stems of hers at a launch party for something called Huggle. According to my sources, it’s some kind of dating app meant to connect you to people who go to the same places as you all the time. Which works if you want to meet girls at Burger King and/or your local strip club, I guess. Anyway, with all these dating apps out there, when is somebody going to finally make one that connects wannabe celebrities with eligible bloggers? Maybe I’m just biased, but I feel like there could be a real market for that…

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Kimberley Garner’s Leg Show

June 10th, 2016

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Here’s my favorite leggy Brit Kimberley Garner putting on one of her patented leg shows at something called the Sky Box Sets Club Launch in London, whatever that is. But personally, I couldn’t care less about the where or the why, I’m just glad to see my future ex-wife back doing what she does best: giving me pants fires over the Internet. Enjoy!

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Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress!!

May 11th, 2016

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Here’s my favorite leggy Brit (and future ex-wife) Kimberley Garner at the European premiere of Alice Through The Looking Glass in London. And I know I always tend to focus on Kimberley’s sweet stems whenever I do a post on her, so I’m glad she decided to change things up a bit and give me some of that awesome cleavage of hers to drool over instead. I hear it’s very important for couples to make sure to spice up their relationship every once in a while. And the same goes for fake, one-sided Internet relationships too.

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Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress

February 23rd, 2016

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Here’s one of my favorite future ex-wives Kimberley Garner at the Grimsby premiere in London showing off that perfect booty of hers. And I know she’s not a huge name in North America, but if anything, that just means I’ve got a better shot at actually marrying and divorcing her some day. I think I probably went from a 0.00001% chance to 0.00002% today. I like those odds!

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Vogue Williams And Kimberley Garner Are Hot Pieces

January 26th, 2016

Here’s two of my favorite leggy blondes, Irish model Vogue Williams and future ex-Mrs. Tuna Kimberley Garner, looking mighty tasty at a screening of some new movie called Eating Happiness in London. And speaking of good eating, I think I just found my new dream meal: making a Tuna sandwich with these two. I don’t know about you, but I’m drooling just thinking about it…

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