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Vogue Williams And Kimberley Garner Are Hot Pieces

January 26th, 2016

Here’s two of my favorite leggy blondes, Irish model Vogue Williams and future ex-Mrs. Tuna Kimberley Garner, looking mighty tasty at a screening of some new movie called Eating Happiness in London. And speaking of good eating, I think I just found my new dream meal: making a Tuna sandwich with these two. I don’t know about you, but I’m drooling just thinking about it…

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Kimberley Garner Works Instagram In A Bikini For Xmas

December 29th, 2015

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I’m told that the holidays are the time when we’re all supposed to catch up with our friends and loved ones, so I thought I’d spend a little time with someone who truly matters to me: my former Twitter pal and future ex-wife Kimberley Garner. And after taking a quick look through her Instagram, I’m pretty sure the two of us need to catch up in person ASAP. I’d say over coffee, but I’ve got a lifetime ban from Starbucks. Guess my mom’s basement will have to do. Call me!

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Kimberley Garner Is White Hot

November 26th, 2015

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It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife Kimberley Garner, and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy!

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Kimberley Garner’s Sexy Leg Show

September 22nd, 2015

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As you all know — probably because I mention it pretty much every chance I get — me and Kimberley Garner here are Twitter pals. Which basically means we got to blogger second base. Anyway, here’s the leggy Brit at the UK premiere of Sicario in London and I think it’s about time we took our relationship all the way, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about DMing each other, just to be clear. I’ll even make the first move.

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Kimberley Garner Is Super Tight!

September 4th, 2015

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As you guys know, Kimberley Garner and I are Twitter buddies. Yes, we follow each other yet, we have never spoken. It’s actually one of the best friendships I’ve ever had. However, I’ve been waiting for years for her to Direct Message me and ask me out. I seriously think it’s time she takes this relationship to the next level before that amazing body gets out of shape and I lose interest.

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Kimberley Garner’s Sexy Leg Show

July 1st, 2015

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My favorite leggy Brit Kimberley Garner showed up at the Magic Mike XXL premiere in London and while I’ll never complain about getting to see one of Kimberley’s patented leg shows, I’m sorry, but I just don’t get why girls love these movies so much. I mean, when Channing Tatum takes his pants off in a movie, it’s a summer blockbuster “event,” but when I take my pants off in a Starbucks, it’s indecent exposure? It just doesn’t make any sense.

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Kimberley Garner Shows Her Sexy Midriff

June 11th, 2015

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I thought me and Kimberley Garner were close, considering we’ve been a Twitter couple for a while now. But this is how I had to find out that one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends has a new swimwear line? From these pictures of her at some “Polo in the Park” event in London? And to add insult to injury, she’s not even wearing any of the bikinis either, just holding them. Anyway, I’m not mad, just disappointed. I expected more from Kimberley…

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Kimberley Garner’s Sexy Leg Show

May 19th, 2015

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It’s been way too long since we’ve gotten a new booty show from my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner, and by that I mean, it’s been at least a couple weeks. But not to worry, because here she is at the London premiere of Tomorrowland with one of her best leg shows yet. Some people dream of climbing Mount Everest; I dream of climbing Kimberley’s perfect stems. Sigh. Maybe some day…

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Kimberley Garner’s Booty Profile

April 21st, 2015

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I’ve always said that my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner cleans up nice, and here she is proving me right by putting on one of her patented leg shows at the Oasis and Victoria & Albert Museum launch party. But then I found even more pictures of that perfect lower half of Kimberley’s at Coachella, and it turns out she dirties up even better. Yum.

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Kimberley Garner Will Get Your Out Of Your Food Coma

November 28th, 2014

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Since we’re all hung over and stuffed with turkey, I’m not going to be going crazy today with posts. However, if I see a hottie like my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner at an event dressed in sexy leather, I’ll get out of my food coma and post it for you guys. You’re welcome

         
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Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress

November 11th, 2014

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There was a big movie premiere in London last night, thanks to The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part I. And as always, that makes for a great excuse for Kimberley Garner to show off that perfect body of hers. I’m still hoping that one of these days my Twitter girlfriend will finally invite me to be her +1 at one of these things, but I don’t really blame her, since I’m sure she knows that I’d have a tough time paying attention to the screen with her dressed like this. Yeah, that’s probably it.

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I’m In Love With Kimberley Garner’s Cute Cleavage

October 7th, 2014

As you guys know, Kimberley Garner is one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends, but after she kept pretending to forget I exist, I thought maybe we were having relationship problems or something. But I guess I didn’t have to worry after all, because here she is dropping some killer cleavage at the world premiere of Love, Rosie, just like old times. I’m no relationship expert or anything, but I’m pretty sure this is Kimberley’s way of saying she loves me too.

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Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress

September 15th, 2014

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Here’s one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends Kimberley Garner attending some event for London Fashion Week and she brought her “A” game to it. Yes, she’s showing off her sexy thin legs and whatever cleavage she has. I know it ain’t much compared to all the other British babes, but there’s definitely a mouthful and that’s all we really need, right?

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