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Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress

November 11th, 2014

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There was a big movie premiere in London last night, thanks to The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part I. And as always, that makes for a great excuse for Kimberley Garner to show off that perfect body of hers. I’m still hoping that one of these days my Twitter girlfriend will finally invite me to be her +1 at one of these things, but I don’t really blame her, since I’m sure she knows that I’d have a tough time paying attention to the screen with her dressed like this. Yeah, that’s probably it.

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I’m In Love With Kimberley Garner’s Cute Cleavage

October 7th, 2014

As you guys know, Kimberley Garner is one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends, but after she kept pretending to forget I exist, I thought maybe we were having relationship problems or something. But I guess I didn’t have to worry after all, because here she is dropping some killer cleavage at the world premiere of Love, Rosie, just like old times. I’m no relationship expert or anything, but I’m pretty sure this is Kimberley’s way of saying she loves me too.

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Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress

September 15th, 2014

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Here’s one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends Kimberley Garner attending some event for London Fashion Week and she brought her “A” game to it. Yes, she’s showing off her sexy thin legs and whatever cleavage she has. I know it ain’t much compared to all the other British babes, but there’s definitely a mouthful and that’s all we really need, right?

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Kimberley Garner’s Sideboob Action

August 5th, 2014

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As any of my regular readers know, I’ve been in a pretty serious Internet relationship with Kimberley Garner here for a while now. See, first, she shows up to red carpets with that perfect booty profile of hers, I post the pictures and declare my love for her, and then she does this cute thing where she pretends to not know I exist. But this time Kimberley really outdid herself, because she dropped some great sideboob to go along with the usual booty shots at The Expendables 3 London premiere. It must be our anniversary.

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Kimberley Garner’s Sideboob Show

July 1st, 2014

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I know Kimberley Garner isn’t as big a name in the rest of the world as she is on this blog, and you’d think with all the attention I’ve given her over the years that eventually she’d return the favor. Like by either returning my tweets or my perfectly reasonable requests for lingerie selfies. But either way, Kimberley will always be my favorite British Twitter girlfriend for pictures like this. Because even when we’re having relationship troubles, like when she pretends to forget I exist, all she has to do is turn to the side, drop some sideboob and/or that perfect booty profile of hers and all is instantly forgiven. What can I say? I guess I’m whipped.

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Kimberley Garner’s Perfect Booty Profile

June 20th, 2014

I know I’ve been spending a lot of time of Kimberley Garner‘s little cleavage lately and not so much on her perfect booty, but hey, I can only work with what she’s been giving me. But apparently our prayers have been answered, because here she is back with another awesome booty profile at some kind of fancy British event that I’m betting involves a lot of tea drinking and giant hats. So it’s safe to say I’m feeling pretty happy right now, but if I’d known that whole prayer thing would work, I would’ve asked for a lot more. Like some lingerie and/or bikini selfies. I just hope it’s not too late to try again.

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Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show Continues…

June 18th, 2014

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Here’s Kimberley Garner out in London and showing why she’s still one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends even if she hasn’t tweeted me back in months. See, even though Kimberley isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, that hasn’t stopped her from showing it off lately. Just like even though I’ve got no shot at consumating our fake relationship, it still won’t stop me from trying again and again. Never give up on your dreams, kids.

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Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show

June 17th, 2014

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Normally, I don’t spend a ton of time on my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner‘s cleavage, since usually I’m too focused on her perfect stems and trying to convince her to finally consummate our Internet relationship by sending me naked pictures. But it doesn’t look like that’s happening any time soon, I guess Kimberley is one of those wait until marriage types. So in the meantime, I’ll just have to make do with pictures like this. Luckily, it’s a pretty solid consolation prize.

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Kimberley Garner’s Super Cute Cleavage

April 1st, 2014

You know, I spend so much time on my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner‘s lower half and perfect booty, I tend to forget all about what’s up top. But that won’t happen today thanks to the cleavage she dropped at the UK premiere of Noah. And yeah, I know Kimberely’s no Lacey Wildd in the funbag department, but I don’t care, I love her just the way she is. Although I’d love her even more if she finally sent me those lingerie selfies I’m always asking for. I think it would really spice up our Twitter relationship.

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Kimberley Garner’s Booty Show

March 28th, 2014

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I know me and Kimberley Garner have had a pretty on-again-and-off-again Internet relationship, and by that I mean, I’m already planning our divorce, while she remains mostly unaware of my existence. Oh well, I guess it’s true what they say, you can’t force it. So instead I’ll just try to enjoy these pictures of Kimberley looking as hot and bootylicious as ever and wait until she finally comes around and realizes we could make each other very unhappy someday.

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Kimberley Garner Is Seriously Leggy

March 26th, 2014

See, now this is why I love Kimberley Garner, even though we still haven’t gotten a chance to consummate our Twitter relationship yet, and it’s been months. Because she keeps putting on ridiculously hot leg shows like the one you see here. So who cares if I’m more invested in this fake Internet relationship than she is? As long as we keep getting pictures like this, I’m willing to wait for Kimberley to finally come around.

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Kimberley Garner’s Sexy Leg Show

March 14th, 2014

I’m well aware that my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner here isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, but you all know that I don’t care and love her anyway, because I’m not shallow like that. And more importantly, because she’s got a killer set of stems. So here’s Kimberley at the gala screening of something called Stag and I can’t believe she didn’t invite me as her date. Hmm. I think we might need to go to Twitter couples therapy. That’s a thing, right?

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Kimberley Garner Would Make A Great Future Ex-Wife

March 6th, 2014

I’ve always liked Kimberley Garner, and after seeing these pictures of her making pancakes in a pair of seriously short shorts, I think it’s time to take our relationship to the next level. She’s been my Twitter girlfriend for a while now, and I guess this is her way of saying she’s ready to get more serious. I always knew she’d make great ex-wife material someday… Wait, is that the fake maple syrup stuff on the counter? Nevermind, forget it. Let’s call the whole thing off.

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February 21st, 2014

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Because there’s nothing like a great wardrobe malfunction to close out the week (or any day of the week, really), here’s one my favorite hot British nobodies Kimberley Garner and her dress fighting a losing battle against the wind. So thanks Mother Nature for doing what pervs like me have wished they could do for years: hike up Kimberley’s dress to get a look underneath without getting slapped with a restraining order afterwards.

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