Here’s one for all you sickos out there with a fetish for grumpy girls with androgynous haircuts: Kristen Stewart on the cover of the new issue of V Magazine. I’m sure you weirdos will go nuts for this. And as for the rest of you, there’s at least this one shot from behind where you can’t really see Kristen’s butch hair or her frowning. See? This post has got something for everyone.
Now this is disappointing. Just when I was finally starting to come around on Kristen Stewart and admit she’s been looking kinda hot these days, she apparently went and cut off all her hair. I assume it’s for a movie, because otherwise she needs to fire her hairdresser ASAP. Either way, now she just looks like a younger, grumpier Pink. Too bad.
You know, ever since Kristen Stewart stopped dating that Twilight loser, she’s actually been looking kind of hot. I even think I saw her smile once. But looks like that’s all over now, because she just did a spread in Vogue Magazine looking like some kind of androgynous David Bowie wannabe. Oh well. I guess we can all get back to ignoring her again. Too bad.
I’m not gonna lie, I was actually getting a little excited when I heard Kristen Stewart was on the cover of the September issue of Elle. In case you forgot, everyone’s favorite grumpy hipster turned into a legit hottie earlier this year. But these pictures are a total snoozefest. Sorry for the false alarm everyone! Wake me when Kristen joins Snapchat, I guess.
I don’t know what happened it Kristen Stewart all of a sudden, but it’s like she went from moody hipster to legitimate hottie almost overnight. Case in point: here she is at Cannes looking nice and leggy and even almost smiling for once. Anyway, I don’t know what’s gotten into her, I just know I like it.
OK, so I know that last time I did a post on Kristen Stewart for this site, I said that she was officially no longer hot. And maybe it’s the blonde hair, or the fact that she almost managed to crack a smile in these pictures, or (probably) just that she wore a see-through shirt, but I’m actually kind of digging these shots of Kristen at Jodie Foster’s Walk of Fame ceremony. So I think it’s time I bumped this grumpy hipster back up to “kind of hot” status. Go ahead and update your records accordingly.
Sorry that I have to be the one to break the bad news, but it’s my regret to inform you perverts that Kristen Stewart is officially no longer hot. Not that she was ever a grade-A hottie or anything, but after seeing these pictures of her at the National Board of Review Gala in New York, I think we can all stop paying attention to this sourpuss. She’s a grumpy hipster that cleans up OK, and that’s about it. Next!
Don’t attempt to adjust your computer screen, yes, that is everyone’s favorite sourpuss Kristen Stewart actually smiling at the LA premiere of her new movie American Ultra. And not only that, but she’s also putting on a solid leg show and looking pretty hot instead of looking like a dirty hipster for once. I don’t know what happened, but I hope it sticks. I could get used to the new Kristen.
Today’s extra catch consists of Carla Howe, Melissa Howe, Sylvie van der Vaart, Melanie C, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Jessica White, Coco Rocha, Kristen Stewart, Abigail Clarke, Reanin Johannink, Brooke Butler, Caitlin Stasey, Paulina Rubio, Kelly Rowland, Demi Lovato, Donna Air, Kelly Brook, Maria Sharapova, Adrienne Bailon, Maria Menounos, Annabelle Barber, Britney Spears, Bella Thorne.
Today’s extra catch consists of Gwen Stefani, Jenny Allford, Jacqui Holland, Bai Ling, Kathryn Hahn, Juno Temple, Elizabeth Banks, Shauna Sands, Brooke Burke, Olivia Wilde, Lori Loughlin, Maria Menounos, Kristen Stewart, Lily Collins, Una Healy, Molly King, Jennifer Richardson, Karrueche.
Here’s everyone’s favorite sourpuss Kristen Stewart out running errands, and while she might have everyone else fooled with the grumpy hipster act, she can’t fool me. I know there’s a legitimate hottie underneath the frown and that stupid hat. I can tell from the profile shot of her booty in these jeans. Somebody just needs to work with Kristen to bring it out. Luckily for her, I’m known as the Hottie Whisperer, and my rates are very reasonable. I only charge 2 hours of motorboating per week. We can start anytime.
Today’s extra catch consists of Adrianne Curry, Lauren Pope, Peta Murgatroyd, Chelsie Hightower, Renee Bargh, Maggie Q, Kristen Stewart, Imogen Poots, Kelly Thornton, Demi Lovato, Laura Soares, Adrienne Bailon, Evangeline Lilly, Miranda Kerr, Kate Moss, Donna Air, Madalina Ghenea.
Today’s extra catch consists of Chloe Sims, Michelle Keegan, Nicole Scherzinger, Miley Cyrus, Molly C. Quinn, Sophia Sassoon, Jordana Brewster, Kristen Stewart, Jennifer Aniston, Valeria Marini, Danielle Bradbery, Olivia Munn, Marisa Miller, Jessie J, Hilary Duff,Rose McGowan, Lady Victoria Hervey, Amy Childs.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jessica Lowndes, Victoria Beckham, Katie Price, Mischa Barton, Pink, Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Hudson, Tulisa Contostavlos, Jennifer Hawkins, Preeya Kalidas, Tamara Ecclestone, Kelly Brook, Rebecca Ferdinando, Amelle Berrabah, Emily Atack, Emilia Fox, Minnie Driver, Gillian Anderson, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Hayley Atwell, Kristen Stewart.